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[ The scene begins in Oscar's Bar and Grill in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn. The local regulars are sitting around the bar drinking beer, eating p-nuts and watching the video from Saturday Night's Pinnacle show. Oscar, an overweight man with gray hair and wearing a dirty white bar apron and chewing on a stale cigar has the remote control in his hand and hits the fast forward button when the tag team match featuring the Somoan Mafia vs Cane and Raventhorne. ]

Stretch:You're f*cking crazy! Those two big guys are killers. They get you in that Hell Bomb and that's your ass.

Barney:You two mooks are outta ya minds. Those guys can't even beat two broads. They can't beat a Canadian and a woman. They suck! They need to go back to that island and jump off a cliff onto a bunch of rocks.hahahahahahaha

Archie:I think both youse guys has forgot that it was those guys that are responsible for Bock and Cage being tag team champions.

Oscar:Yeah and even if they get a title shot...hahahahaha..which will be never, they will lose to those guys too. Face it, youse guys are backing two losers. I bet you free beer for a year and fifty bucks that your boys will lose to those kids what are their names?...Justin Watts and Ronnie McDowell. Those guys are going to beat those Somoans back to Somoa. The Somoan Mafia, that's bull. More like the Somoan losers!

Barney:hahahahahaha! Yeah Osc! They need to eat some fish and maybe they will get some talent. I swear, Stretch, Arch, you guys are gullible as hell. No wonder youse guys never win at the poker games, you guys back losers like the Somoan Mafia....hahahahahaha! Hey, Osc, let me get in on that bet. Not only will Osc give you guys free beer and fifty bucks if the Somoan Mafia...hahahahahaha...win, but I'll also buy you both beer for a year and give you fifty bucks. What do you two mooks say to that?

[ From the back of the bar Saiki, Kenjiki and Shawn G rise from where they were sitting and listening to the conversation. The two big Somoans do not look pleased at all. When Oscar and Barney see the two big men they look terrified, while Stretch and Archie smile like excited children. ]

Shawn G:Now...let me make sure that me and my boys heard you two goofs, correctly. You say that if the Somoan Mafia beats Watts and Mcdowell, you will give Stretch and Arch here...free beer and fifty bucks.

Shawn G:I see. Well, let's add another stipulation, boys. Let's say that once the Somoan Mafia clean up New York with Watts and McDowell...that you, Osc, will turn over this stinkhole you call a bar to me and the Somoan Mafia and not only will you turn this joint over to us but you will work here for free under the new management of Archie and Stretch.

Oscar:Are you crazy. This place is my livilhood. It's been mine for thirty years.

Shawn G:Geez, Osc. You seemed so certain that my boys can win another match so what do you have to lose? Don't answer that, I'll show you. Smooth, Cool...show the man the possibilities.

[ Saiki and Kenjiki look around the bar, they grab a table and smash it with their bare hands. As Oscar watches in horror as the two big Somoans destroy the bar. The patrons all run out of the bar except for Oscar, Stretch, Archie and Barney. Before long the Somoans have smashed every table and chair in the place before Bailey stops them. ]

Shawn G:Well, well, well...It seems to be that it seems to be that you need to accept the bet. You see, Osc, if you don't...then everyday me and the boys will come here and destroy this place.

Saiki:Just like we will destroy Watts and McDowell. You popped your mouth a lot old man. Now where I come from we have a saying that goes, if you ain't got nothing nice to say about a person...make sure they aren't in the God d*mn room. So you two Red Hook idiots think that me and Kenjiki suck. You think we are going to lose. Let me tell you something..you two goof balls. We are going to beat Watts and McDowell within inches of their lives. And just for information, Our loss to the Violent Femmes took place because of outside interference and the fact that those broads kicked us in the nuts and as for Cane and Raventhorne, a chair shot! But you know what. We learned something from those defeats and we are going to take it all out on Watts and McDowell...and any of their fans and friends. We are going to make the GWA sit up and take notice and if we have to break everyone's bones then guess what? We will. The Legion tag team titles will be ours and once we get done beating Watts and McDowell to death we are going to do the same to alot of other tag teams around here.

Kenjiki:Personally, I'm getting tired of being treated like stooge around here. We are the most dangerous tag team in the GWA and they treat us like two thirds of the 3 stooges. Well, damnit, that all ends after we cremate Watts and McDowell. The biggest mistake they made and you too,Osc, is that they are stepping against two men who will do anything to win and we don't care who we hurt, maim or kill to do it. So while you fat asses are sitting around here betting against us, we are going to be kicking ass and winning matches. It's time for some revenge...Somoan style. And they say that revenge is best served cold. Well, they don't call me Big Cool for nothing. I'm gonna serve up some very cold revenge and Saiki is going to serve up some broken bones and when it's all over we will be holding those Legion titles as well as the title for this hellhole, old man. We are going to be laying out every member of the tag team division that gets in our way...and their fans too.

Shawn G:Calm down boys. Oscar here has seen what will happen if he doesn't accept. So? Do you Osc?

Shawn G:Very Good, Osc. Hey Watts and McDowell, if you are watching and thinking that the Mafia is going to be an easy night for you? Boys, you are mistaken. It will not be easy for you but it will be very, very, very brutal...hahahahahahaha...so boys, how does the name...G Spot grab you? Put in a pole or two and bring in some women to dance naked in here. Is that hot or what?