Interview with The Institution by Tyrone Tranza -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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[ The setting is the talk show studio of CTN TV where a live audience has gathered to watch the taping of Tyrone Tranza's Interview Show. Tyrone Tranza is sitting at his interview desk and as the music for the show plays the sexy Sabrina Le Beuf comes out and takes her place at the announce microphone to start the show. ]

Sabrina: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Interview! And your host for Interview is none other than your favorite wrestling color commentator...the incomparable...Tyrone Tranzaaaaaa!

[ The audience applaud as the lights over Tyrone's desk come on and the dapper Tyrone Tranza, wearing a black suit with a black shirt and white silk tie, smiles and nods. ]

Tyrone Tranza: What up Suckahs!!!! Welcome to Interview and I am Tyrone Tranza and we are going to be interviewing one of the newest and let me say the most brutal stables to come to the GWA. At this past Wednesday's Insurrection they hammered their way into the attention of the GWA tag team division. Since coming here they have encountered and bested some of the so called best talent here in the GWA like Barry Odessey and Jim Daher just to name a few suckahs who have felt the wrath and the rage of this group and with the addition of the fifth member of this group, they are at full strength and ready to take the GWA by storm. Allow me to introduce to you...'The Boy Wonder' Shawn G. Bailey, "Superstar 2000" Sonny Maivia DeVine, 'Big Smooth' Saiki Taphu and 'Big Cool' Kenjiki Samu...the Samoan Mafia and the Monster known as Apocolypse...They are...The Institution!!!!!

[ DMX's PARTY UP plays as the members of the Institution walk out on stage and take their seats next to Tranza's desk. The audience boo and jeer ]

Tyrone Tranza: Okay you suckahs out there. I know you don't have any home training but you will respect my guest on my damn show. Now...welcome gentlemen to my show. Shawn G I have to say that at Insurrection you and the Mafia did a great job smashing those suckers Watts and McDowell to hell but I loved it when you came out and destroyed Shard/Thomas and Bock and Cage. It was great. But the suckahs have to know..Whazzup?

Shawn G: Well Tyrone, whazzup is this. From the moment that the Institution waltzed into the GWA I said that we would make an impact and we are making that impact at every chance. I mean we punked out Barry Odessey but that's old news. Heavy Artillery have yet to show their heads again after we challenged them and punked them. Deacon Riggz? Gone. Watts and Mcdowell....jokes. Not that there weren't any bumps in the road but those bumps have only gone and made this group meaner and angrier and wanting revenge and that is what we did and that is what we got and we won't stop till we have what we want. And just a tease for you, Tyrone. Everyone is wondering who shot Damm?....Hmmmmm, I wonder who did it too. But that is another subject but appropos to the subject that I am about to bring up.

Tyrone Tranza: Ahhh and would that be the news that the Gladiator title has been stripped from Chris Damm?

Shawn G: Exactly. With Damm being stripped then the GWA will need to make provisions to crwon a new champion and that new champion will be the man sitting next to me...The Super Cool, The Super Fine...Superstar 2000....Sonny Maivia DeVine.

Tyrone Tranza: SMD, Gladiator Champion..sounds damn...pardon the pun...good to me.

Sonny Maivia DeVine: It's not damn good...it's DEVINE!!!! Chris Damm, laid up the hospital with gun shot wounds...well it's what you deserve and it's the only thing that saved your ass from getting tore off and destroyed by the Institution after you interfered in our matches. Now the title has been stripped and I want a piece of that...hell, I want it all. But Tyrone...the GWA has been booking me in matches with jaboobies like this one I have this Wednesday...Dark Tiger.

Tyrone Tranza: I know what you're saying. Dark Tiger got lucky in a few matches. He supposed to have been some big deal in the SWA.

Sonny Maivia DeVine: The SWA..aren't they gone with the wind. But that isn't the point, my brotha. What the point is is that I am facing this washed up jack-a-my-ass and just like all the other jack-a-my-asses I have stomped and beated what and where has it gotten me. No damn where. So..just like my brothers here...I am taking out my revenge on every opponent that gets in the ring with me. If I have to break up everyone of my opponents then I will. If I have to sneak into Chris Damm's hospital room and jump his ass..I will. The point is this...What I want is the Gladiator title. What will I do to get it?...Any DAMN thing necessary. So if I have to hit my opponents with cars, drop trunks on top of their heads, hit them with wrenchs or even...slug them with sledgehammers...I will do just that. Because it's not about how bad you want it...but what you will do to get it!

Sonny Maivia DeVine: No! No, everyone in the GWA is in trouble. The Institution are now armed and dangerous and we are looking for nails to hammer. Dark Tiger, you and Jack Otis and your entire f*cked up family are about to find out what it feels like to get destroyed by the Institution. The entire GWA is about to find out what the Institution is all about. You see Tyrone...we aren't playing anymore. This time we are going to show the world just how nasty we are and just as nasty we can be. Look around you. The Samoan Mafia..Saiki and Kenjiki are the biggest and meanest tag team in the GWA. If it wasn't for them..Bock and Cage would have never been the tag team champions and now Shard and Thomas owe the Mafia the same debt...now let's see if they are going to pay up. And if not..well, I think we have proven that what the Institution giveth...the Institution can and will taketh away. The seven foot seven Apocolypse has yet to see action in the GWA and why is that? Because certain top brass members in the GWA offices are afraid of the power and strength and the damage that will be caused by this man-monster. They need to be afraid of what damage we are going to cause through out the entire GWA wrestling roster.

Saiki: We are out for deadly business. Serious and very deadly business, brother Tranza. You have seen the embarassment that we have had to go through and you can understand why we are just a bit ticked..hell no..pissed off. Me and Kenjiki are the best of the tag teams here and yet we have been forced to wrestle women and due to outside interference from those gothic punks..The Kindred..we now have losses to broads. So when we hammered Shard and Thomas and Bock and Cage, it was to elt everyone know that the last thing we are are jokers and fools and if you don't take us seriously then we will most definitely and seriously injure you. Stand in our way for too long and we will remove you...permenantly. We will maim and crush you...we will...hammer you...hahahahahahaha!

Apocolypse: The GWA has still refused to allow me on the roster but they can not stop Apocolypse from coming. I walk through the valley of the shadow of death with no fear for I am the ultimate evil. I am the being of such power and rage and murderous intent that I can not be stopped nor denied. I can not be beaten nor defeated. Deny me all you want but I will still strike and when I strike...there will be no one to save your soul. There will be no hope for anyone. I am the alpha and the omega...I am the begining and the end...I am the dark and the light...I am....APOCOLYPSE!!!!

Tyrone Tranza: DAYUM!!!! I wouldn't want this man after my ass. Well, that is all for Interview. I want to thank the Institution fro being here. Wednesday Insurrection...November 15th in Chicago, Illinois..."Superstar 2000" Sonny Maivia DeVine will meet the Dark Tiger...my prediction....just come to the match and find out for yourself. This is Tyrone Tranza saying...So long, suckahs!!!!

[ The theme music for the show plays as Tyrone shakes hands with the members of the Institution and the camera fades to black. ]