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Date Posted: 07:25:41 11/11/00 Sat
Author: Dark Tiger
Subject: Were wolves, TV shows, and bungee jumping- OH MY!(Mentions a whole lotta 'bout you, Sonny 'm boy!)



((( Ahh... Don't ya just love it when everything's going your way? Tiger feels great after winning his third match in a row in the GWA. A great way to start off, but nothing to be too proud about, after all, all of his opponents were out of his league. Of course he crushed them all. But winning's not the only thing that's important. The crowd is begining to love Tiger, too, and get the crowd on your side is important also.

Tiger plops his feet up on his kitchen table and stares out the window over the sink at the rain. It's been raining a lot lately, and rain water has been leaking into his basement. Darn rain. Rainy days were murder on his electric bill too, too dark to go about the daily busyness without flipping on a lamp.

Tiger picks up the TV remote on the table and turns on the small TV perched up onto of his freezer. He flips to the morning news and starts watching until he hears his door open and close. Jack and Kristine walk in. They are both wearing black rain coats that are dripping with water. Tiger takes his feet off the table and looks at the drenched floor. )))

Tiger: "Hey! Don't come in here all soaking wet! You're gettin' water all over the floor!"

((( Kristine smiles and shrugs. )))

Kristine: "Sorry."

((( Kristine removes her rain coat and hangs it on a chair near the table and sits down on it. Jack does the same and props his feet on the table. Tiger pushes them off immediately. )))

Tiger: "Don't put your muddy boots on my table!"

((( Jack shrugs and Tiger gets up. Tiger opens a closet nearby and takes out a mop. He begins to mop up the water. )))

Tiger: "So, what's up? Why're you guyts here so early?"

((( Jack pulls a piece of paper out of his jeans pocket and unfolds it. )))

Jack: "Well, I went online this morning and logged onto the GWA website. They put the card up, so I printed it off. You've got yet another match, my friend!"

((( Tiger pushes the mop along the floor, not very interested. )))

Tiger: "Hmm.. Really? Who is it?"

Jack: "Says here you are to face Sonny Maivia Devine."

((( Tiger continues mopping without saying anything for a while, then speaks. )))

Tiger: "Sonny Maivia Devine, huh? Hmmm... I think I've heard of him. Don't think I've seen him wrestle before. Is he good?"

((( Jack leans back in his seat thoughtfully. )))

Jack: "I dunno, his record is good. five wins, two losses."

((( Tiger chuckles as he sweeps the mop across the floor. )))

Tiger: "Record doesn't mean too much. At least it shouldn't scare you anyway. He could've just fought jobbers, ya know."

Jack: "Mabey, but you can never be too sure."

((( Kristine, who has been silent the whole time speaks up. )))

Kristine: "Oh, I'm sure Tiger will beat that guy."

((( Jack smiles and nods. )))

Jack: "Yeah, he probably can."

((( Tiger finishes mopping up the water that he can and puts the mop back in the closet. He sits back down. )))

Tiger: "This is getting boring. Three weeks I have been on the low card, crushing ametures. I wonder when they'll start giving me a challenge. I mean, Jack started getting on the higher cards around his fourth match, why not me.

Jack: "Hey, ya gotta remember that I was near the begining of the GWA. They didn't have many skilled athletes. Now they got people like Skylar Thomas and Julius Stryker. And more of them are coming in, too. Like Ryken, or Reina Saiaka. They are all legends."

((( Tiger slumps in his chair and sighs. He begins to watch the news. )))

Kristine: "Hey, can I get somethin' to eat?"

((( Tiger doesn't turn away from the TV. )))

Tiger: "Of course! Help your self!"

((( Kristine rummages around and pulls out a bag of fried left-over chicken and sits back down. Tiger looks over at her as she munches on the chicken.

Tiger is begining to notice thigns about Kristine. Strange things. First, she looks rough and wild. He can't put his finger on it, but some how she does. And second, she eats a lot of meat, but never gains weight. And whenever she sees cats she growls and someitmes chases them. Like a dog, or, a wolf..

Tiger looks back at the TV. A woman reporter is standing in a farmyard. A chicken pen to be exact. There's blood all over the place and chicken feathers strewn about. )))

Reporter: "Last night, the head of this farm reported a wolf viciously attacked his hens. The man claims that the wolf was huge, mabey three feet high on all fours and had red hair. The kind of color you would find on a human. As you can see there are some red hairs on the ground left by the wolf."

((( The reporter picks up some hair and holds it up in front of the camera. )))

Reporter: "Biologists don't know what to make of it. Back to you Steve."

((( The report ends and switches back to some guy at the news desk. Tiger's eyes widen and he turns to Jack and Kristine. )))

Tiger: "Hey! She just described the wolf that saved me from Martin Hill a few days ago! It was huge and had red hair.. Like, like, like Kristine's hair!"

((( Tiger takes a lock of Kristine's hair in his hand and looks at it. Kristine smiles nervously and pull her hair out of his hand gently. )))

Kristine: "Are you sure? It's dark in that ware house. And it probably wasn't that big, mabey it was just a coyote or somethin'."

((( Tiger frowns and looks at Kristine suspiciously. )))

Tiger: "Naw, it was definately big and had red hair."

((( Jack smirks. )))

Jack: "Sounds like a werewolf to me."

((( Kristine kicks Jack under the table and mouths out "Jack, no.". Tiger laughs at Jack's comment. )))

Tiger: "A werewolf? Yeah right, man! I'm gonna go shave."

((( Tiger walks out of the kitchen. Kristine watches him go and then turns back at Jack with a look of pure hatred. )))

Kristine: "Jack! What're you doin'?!"

((( Jack laughs. )))

Jack: "I was just follin' around!"

((( Kristine growls. )))

Kristine: "Look, I don't want you givin' tips to Tiger about me bein' a werewolf. Got it?"

((( Jack's smiles fades and he sighs. )))

Jack: "Fine, fine. Sheesh! Can I have some chicken?"

Kristine: "NO!"

((( Jack props his head up on his hand and watches Kristine scarf down the fried chicken. )))

((( Did you know that Tiger and Jack own there own TV station? Well they do! They call it P&O for Pheonix and Otis. They have all sorts of programs running on it, but when they need to do a promo or make fun of their opponent, they put on a show. Today you will be watching the Super Tiger Bros. show! The show in which two plumbers from Boston fight the evils of their opponents! Ready? Great! Just turn on the TV and we'll be ready!

The scene opens with a big logo that says, "Super Tiger Bros. Show". The letters are in red and green brick and in the backround is a rainbow pattern. Music is playing to a tune similar to the Mario Bros. theme song.

The logo slips off the screen like a shade and reveals a living room. It's a dirty room with pizza boxes, magazines, and other debris strewn around the place. In the middle of the room is a big blue leather couch. Behind the couch is a concrete stairwell with a big oak door at the top. To the right is a big green pipe.

The oak door at the top of the stairwell opens up. Out comes Tiger in blue overalls, a red shirt, a red cap with a "T" on it, white gloves, and brown boots. Tiger decends the staircase as Jack comes out behind him wearing blue overalls like Tiger, but instead of a red shirt, green. And his hat is green, too; with a "J" on it instead of a "T". He's also wearing white gloves and brown boots. Both of them have pointy mustaches.

Tiger and Jack come half walking, half dancing down the stair well smiling big smiles. They walk up to the camera and grin wider as they pretend to notice you in the room. )))

Tiger: "OH! Hi there! How come you're in our house? To rob us?"

((( The camera shakes, "No you idiot, we haven't come to rob you.". They both frown and turn to each other. They wisper to each other, looking back at you a few times. Then Tiger raises his eyebrows and nods his head, then he turns back to you. )))

Tiger: "Oh! I know! You're here to help us on our adventure, right?"

((( The camera nods. )))

Tiger: "Oh, that's great! Now let me tell you about our adventure today! I have a match with some loser namer Sonny Maivia DeVine on Wednesday. We need one star to get to Chicargo where Insurrection will be!"

Jack: "And we need your help! Will you help us?"

((( The camera nods. Tiger and Jack both smile. )))

Jack: "Wonderful!"

Tiger: "Okay, now today I set the warp tube *The screen quickly glances at the green pipe in the corner and turns back to Tiger* to Honolulu Hawaii, that's where Sonny lives! I'm sure we'll find a star there!"

((( Tiger and Jack dance up to the green pipe and hop in. The screen changes to a cheap cartoony looking jungle. They start wallking down a path and after a few steps they see an old tortise with spikes on his back. This tortise is Burter, Tiger and Jack's arch rival. He's always doing something unoriginal like kidnapping Princess Necturine. )))

Burter: "Mahaha*couch* ha *hack cough cough hack* ha! I'm gonna get you wipper snappers!"

((( The tortise swings one of his powerful, tree trunk like arms! They make a terrible whoosh through the air, making trees sway at the force, and it bounces off Jack's arm. )))

Burter: "Owowowowowowo! I think I broke something! OW!"

((( Jack and Tiger look at each other. Some how, this took all the fun out of searching for a star. )))

Tiger: "Sorry, kiddies! This is too easy, just like my match with Sonny Maivia DeVine will be! See ya next time!"

Jack: "DO THE TIGER!"

((( The tune similar to Mario Bros. begins to play again and Tiger and Jack begin to do some weird dance, swaying there arms from side to side. The scene fades with them dancing in the jungle, with Burter jumping around and holding his hand wailing. )))


((( The Sears Tower. The tallest building in the world I believe, but then again there might be a taller one in some other country; well the biggest one in the US. Why are we here? Dark Tiger's gonna bungee jump off of it! Tiger checks his equipment one last time. Everything seems to be in order. He looks back at Jack and Kristine. Jack looks worried, but Kristine looks angry. )))

Tiger: "Wish me luck!"

((( Kristine crosses her arms in an attempt to stay warm, in the rainy windy, weather. )))

Kristine: "Just hurry up! It's freezing and I think the cops'll be here any minute!"

((( Tiger shrugs. )))

Tiger: "OK, fine. I'm doing it now."

((( Tiger is about to jump when the roof door opens and two police officers come bolting out. Kristine and Jack run to another end of the roof before they are seen. Tiger is surprised by the cops and slips off the building. He plummets down, down, down... just till he's about to have a heart attack, then dangles fifteen feet in the air. )))


((( Tiger sits in the cold jail cell, in some police station in Chicargo. He lies down and closes his eyes. A man on the other side of the room begins to move toward him and Tiger sits up quick looks at the man sharply. )))

Tiger: "FOR THE LAST TIME! I DON'T WANT MY BACK RUBBED!"

((( Tiger starts breathing heavily and the man shrinks back to the other side of the room. Jack and Kristine walk in front of the barred cell with a police officer. )))

Kristine: "Hey, Frank, we've come to bail you out."

Tiger: "Finally!"

((( The police officer opens the cell and Tiger steps out. They walk down the long hall. )))

Kristine: "Look, I got a room in a hotel for us to stay in until Insurrection"

Tiger: "Good."


((( It's late, around 11:00 PM and Tiger is sitting on his hotel bed, watching the TV. He flips around until he sees a promo with his opponent, Sonny Maivia DeVine. He watches until he witnesses DeVine beating up one of his fans. He throws his remote at the TV and it breaks the screen. A call come from the bathroom. )))

Kristine: "What was that, honey?"

Tiger: "Eh, nothin'."

Kristine: "Well.. I have somethin' to show you.."

Tiger: "What?"

((( Tiger's eyes get big when Kristine steps into the room nakid, but nearly fall out of his head when his girlfriend slowly turns into a wolf. A big one with red hair. She sits on her haunches and eagerly waits for a response. )))


((( Tiger doesn't like doing promos, but if an opponent calls him out like Sonny Maivia DeVine did, well, he's more than happy to oblige. The scene opens up in an all to familiar white room with one door which can only be seen by it's golden handle.

The door opens up and Dark Tiger comes striding through. He closes the door behind him and walks right up to the camera. )))

Tiger: "Hello, there, all GWA fans. It' me! Dark Tiger! I know you're really excited about me doing a promo, but you'll be disappointed, 'cause unfortunately all I have to talk about is this loser. Er.. What's his name? Umm.. Sonny Maivia DeVine! That's it! He's so unimportant to me I can't even remember his name!

Anyway, he's just another one of those low-carders that I'm gonna crush. And I looked at his promos and I'm thinkin' 'Is this guy for real?'. At first I didn't think so, but now that I watched his latest one, I see that he really thinks he has a chance at beating me.

Speaking of his latest promo, he did somethin' that REALLY pissed me off! He beat up one of fans! My fans are sacred, Sonny! You shouldn't hvae done that! Now I'm gonna Dark Drive you until your head falls off! Later.."

((( Dark Tiger turns around, opens the door, walks out, and closes it behind him. The scene fades to blackness. )))


"I am what I am- and a whole lot more!"--- Dark Tiger



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