Trouble In Paradise? (Scarlett Sengir, Stephanie Connor, Alysha Brooks, Stacey Lynn Jordan, X-Rayted Man, The Circle, MOV, The Institution, Mohammed Kane, Brian Hall, and The Samoan Mafia) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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Date Posted: 18:58:50 10/14/00 Sat
Author: Violent Femmes
Subject: Trouble In Paradise? (Scarlett Sengir, Stephanie Connor, Alysha Brooks, Stacey Lynn Jordan, X-Rayted Man, The Circle, MOV, The Institution, Mohammed Kane, Brian Hall, and The Samoan Mafia)

11:20 PM� 11 October, 2000
The Astrodome, Houston Texas
Following Insurrection�

Vixxxen and Pussy Galore ran through the hallways of The Astrodome, being careful to avoid any members of The Circle as they searched for the nearest exit, hand in hand. Vixxxen and Pussy ran around the corner and right into GWA interviewer Howard Plather. Vixxxen and Pussy Galore tried to avoid him, but he quickly blocked their escape�

Howard: Ladies!! Ladies!! Before you go� you�ve got to give me an exclusive! The fans want to know about what happened out there tonight.

Pussy Galore points a leather-gloved finger at Howard�

Pussy Galore: It�s none of your bloody business you cheeky b*stard! The only thing you need to know is that justice was served tonight! Three randy little b*tches got exactly what they deserved tonight! If you want an exclusive� here it is! While Vixxxen was inventing the brand new Olympic event of B*tch Stomping! I was in the squared circle giving that sl*t Scarlett Sengir a lesson in manners she�ll not soon forget! I beat the piss out of that second rate mid-carder and sent her out of the arena on her back! No doubt a position that she�s quite familiar with. And last but not least� that jacked-up wh*re Stacey Lynn Jordan! That ugly cretin had the nerve to interrupt my moment of glory� all I can say is thank goodness for X-Rayted Man! He put that harlot in her place!

Howard: And that it exactly the question I�m asking here Pussy� may I call you Pussy?

Pussy Galore: Shag off!

Pussy Galore rolled her eyes as Vixxxen cut in�

Vixxxen: Look Howie� it�s obvious that the question on your mind is what�s next for The Violent Femmes. Well Howie� the sky is the limit! Tonight was just a little taste of what we have in store for each and every person stupid enough to cross our path! Sengir had the nerve to come out last week and attack me from behind like the common street trash that she is� and Pussy gave her a good licking!

Howard smiled�

Howard: I think what makes that so amazing is the fact that it�s usually the other way around!

Pussy Galore narrowed her eyes as she balled up her fist and started to clock Plather. Vixxxen stopped Pussy just before her fist connected with Plather�s jaw. Pussy looked over Vixxxen�s shoulder and bared her teeth, but remained calm as Vixxxen continued�

Vixxxen: Well� regardless of what you believe� Sengir is a believer and so is Stacey Jordan! We aren�t pushovers� and we aren�t afraid of some steroid injecting PMS wallflower! We showed the people that that �Hoocie Mama� Alysha Brooks couldn�t protect Sengir! The Circle couldn�t protect Stacey Jordan! And The GWA couldn�t protect that �Bi-Polar� b*tch Stephanie Connor! The Femmes made a statement tonight� and I�m positive that everyone in the building heard it! Right now� that �Ghetto Chicken Head� Alysha Brooks is packing up her fake ass Gucci bags and loading up her low rider getting ready to bone out of The GWA with some 3 wheel motion! BOOOOOOYYYYYY!

Howard and Pussy laugh as Vixxxen makes fun of Brooks� intercity background�

Vixxxen: That skank is out the door and so is Sengir! That�s the way that The Femmes operate� we seek and destroy! Jordan learned her lesson tonight and so did little �Ms. Untouchable� Commissioner Connor! She has no stroke in this company! As you can see� I took her ass down a few pegs tonight� and what could she do about it? NOTHING! The same goes for anyone who gets in our way!!

Howard laughs sarcastically�

Howard: Well� as much as it pains me to say this, I don�t think Commissioner Connor is as toothless as you two seem to think! While it�s true that you managed to pull a fast on her with that misdirection play and then the reemergence of X-Rayted Man� the fact remains that Ms. Connor still has booking privileges in this company!

Vixxxen waves her finger around in a circle as she pretends to be frightened�

Vixxxen: Whoooooo! I suppose it�s gonna be Pussy and I against Jordan and Brooks� better known as �Th� Sistas Wit Attitude� next week! I suppose ass kicking are like Pringles for them� you can�t have just one!

Howard smiles as he finds it difficult to resist blurting out the names of their opponents�

Howard: While I�m sure that would be one hell of a match� that�s not it�

Pussy cocked her eyebrow as she waved her hand to dismiss him�

Pussy Galore: Who gives a toss who it is! The bottom line is that they will end up in worst shape than Sengir after cleaved her skull with that ring bell! They can schedule us against the bloody United States Marines if they want!

Howard smirks�

Howard: Well� I hate to disappoint you, but it seems that the Marines were busy� but The Samoan Mafia was free!

Both Vixxxen�s and Pussy�s jaws go slack as the thought of going against Saiki Taphu and Kenjiki Samu hits home. At just under 300 pounds The Violent Femmes didn�t even come close to outweighing either of the Samoans. Vixxxen and Pussy looked at each other and slowly turned back to the grinning face of Howard Plather�

Howard: So? How does that grab you?

Suddenly both Pussy Galore and Vixxxen erupt into uncontrollable laughter as they high five each other. Howard�s grin falters as he watches the display�

Howard: I�m sorry� I fail to see just what�s so funny about the two of you being thrust into a match with The Samoan Mafia. These two men have proven that they are the most violent team here in The GWA! The Mafia has to be front-runners for a shot at The Legion Tag Team Champs!

Vixxxen turns to Howard with a grin�

Vixxxen: And for that exact reason� The Violent Femmes will be catapulted into that position ahead of those two fat ass grease balls! Once again� Stephanie Connor plays right into our hands! If gullibility were a country� that dumbass retard would be the freaking President!

Howard: Come on Vixxxen! You can�t tell me that you and Pussy Galore think you stand a chance in hell going head to head with The Institution�s enforcers in a tag match! These men left Mohammed Kane and �Big� Brian Hall laying just for the hell of it! You can�t tell me that they wouldn�t do the same to the two of you! I don�t care what you say� Stephanie Connor has put you both in a position were I doubt you�ll stand a snowball�s chance in hell of getting through it in one piece!

Vixxxen smirked�

Vixxxen: Mohammed Kane? Brian Hall? Who in the hell is they!!!

A look of puzzlement crosses Howard�s face as he shrugs his shoulders�

Howard: Well� errrr� I was kinda hoping you two knew. The way Shawn G. talked about them� I figured they were some pretty bad dudes.

Pussy smiled thinly as she sighed and shook her head�

Pussy Galore: Which only bloody proves that you are as ignorant as the rest of those idiots that think The Mafia is anything but pimples on the bum of The GWA! They can run around here beating up on washed up jobbers and kissing the asses of Bock and Cage all they want� but in the end� the result will be the same for them as it was for Sengir� taking it up the bum as they scream like filthy rotten little wh*res!

Howard grinned as he looked over at Pussy�

Howard: And speaking of screaming rotten little wh*res� where does that leave you and Vixxxen for Insurrection? Since you are now the number one contender for that golden title belt around Vixxxen�s waist.

Pussy faltered as she looked over at Vixxxen, who still wore a huge smile behind her latex mask. Vixxxen spoke up before Pussy could address Plather�s question�

Vixxxen: Howie� don�t start trouble where there is none! You see� unlike those �Jerk-Wads� in The Circle and The MoV� we are tight� we are a single unit! We love each other and we would never fight over something a trivial as The GWA Valkyrie Title.
Pussy Galore leaned against Vixxxen and smiled�

Vixxxen: Besides Howie� there is no one in The GWA is fit to wear The GWA Valkyrie Title besides me! I�m sure that Pussy will agree� there is no way that we would fight just to prove that very point�

Pussu frowns as she stares at Vixxxen�

Pussy Galore: Ahhhh� with all due respect Vix� I don�t thing you said that quite right. I think what you meant to say was that we wouldn�t fight because merely because we were a tight unit and nothing more. I mean� honestly I could understand that after you saw the way I beat the living hell out of that bloody harlot tonight that you wouldn�t dare put that gold up against me. And that�s fine with me� just don�t try to pump yourself up and try to make yourself look more fierce than you really are!

Vixxxen raised her eyebrow�

Vixxxen: Is that so? I mean, are you really saying that you could beat me for this title? Because if that�s what your saying�

Vixxxen moved her arm from around Pussy Galore�s shoulder and locked eyes with her menacingly as her brow furled�

Vixxxen: You don�t have to lay down for me� I can prove the point to you inside the ring� �Sweet Meat!�

Pussy stood nose to nose with Vixxxen as she narrowed her own eyes�

Pussy Galore: In that case�

Pussy looked down at the title belt around Vixxxen�s waist and grinned�

Pussy Galore: I suppose first we deal with those two �Grease Balls� then we deal with each other�

Vixxxen chuckled mirthlessly�

Vixxxen: I suppose so� b*tch.

Pussy and Vixxxen stared at each other for a long moment before Howard spoke again�

Howard: So� does that mean we�ll see you two girls hook it up in the ring finally?

Pussy turned on Howard as she grabbed him and shoved him against the wall�

Pussy Galore: YOU STUPID LITTLE PISSANT! YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TRY AN CAUSE A RIFT BETWEEN ME AND VIX? I�LL�

Howard looks over Pussy�s shoulder and points�

Howard: OH MY GOD!! IT�S STACEY JORDAN!!!

Pussy lets go of Plather as she and Vixxxen run out the nearest exit, nearly falling over each other in the process. Howard straightens out his jacket as he laughs�

Howard: Blondes are so dumb�

The scene fades�

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