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That's right folks! Mean, Lean, Superfly Jay Greene is in your house, in your ear, in your head and hopefully is killin' some of those brain cells. There's a few things that we are going to address tonight such as staff stupidity, underage sex, and horrible wrestlers. That's right. Let's get this info off the down-low and on to the shiz-ow!
Folks, I assure, we did not doctor this photo up in anyway. She really DOES look like that! On Wednesday it was MJ's birthday. Yes, the little red haired "thing" turned 13, thus making her legal for porno movies in Amsterdam but not in the U.S. But who am I to judge President Fury if he like girls with the body mass and shape of pre-pubescent boys? Right? Moving along anyway...
Have you seen the tag team match ups for next Insurrection? Violent Femmes versus The Somoan Mafia? What the hell is that? You have two old pussies versus two fat pussies! I give this a pre-match rating a "C." C as in "Craptacular." If you look at the demographics, (that means "Stats" in Lehman's terminology, provided you know what Lehman is), that weight will over power the weak. But who knows, maybe one of the Femmes will pull one of those vibrating things from the back of thier asses and realize that they belong in a KITCHEN and not a wrestling ring and just let those rejects from a Fat Boys tryout win the match!
Notice how this man imitates a victim of Cerebral Palsy. He calls himself, "The Boy Wonder." When I see Shawn, I think "BOY, I WONDER where the hell gets these fat ass, moronic, no talent hacks!" "BOY, I WONDER why the hell the GWA would even consider letting these jerkys run around in the squared circle." "BOY, I WONDER why am I trying to make puns out of his lame name! So, I'll move on to...
There's two differences between our Sebastian and the composer. Last names are spelled differently, and the composer was good at what he did. (gives you a thumbs up) Great Job TRYING to win the Olympic Belt. Too bad you decided to take swimming lessons and bellyflop of the damn ladder! Your not going to be a Triple Crown anything! Just do everyone a favor and dress up like a crab and sing that Little Mermaid song "Under the Sea" at house shows. I swear your popularity will increase.
Well, I'm about outta time and pretty much done. Thanks for letting me RUN AT DA MOUTH for these few minutes. And always remember,"It's only illegal, if you get caught."
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