[ The scene opens with Shawn G. Bailey and The Somoan Mafia as they are watching the promo of the Violent Females. When it ends they all look at each other and laugh until their sides hurt. The door opens and in walks Ross Bobby and a promo crew and they look as if they would rather be eating glass while sitting on a hot grill than interviewing these guys. Ross Bobby is still considering a career change from reporter to accountant. ]

Shawn G: Well, well, well. It's good ol' Ross Bobby. Glad to see you are on time. Now listen up. The same rules apply here. Interview the boys and hold the mic and maybe they won't eat it you afterwards. I do have this to say though. First, Sonny Maivia DeVine is going to destroy Sebastian Bock and we have a special surprise for him as well. Second, The Somoan Mafia is going to eat the Violent Females and third, I understand that Tyrone Tranza you have a match in Tokyo and you better be glad it ain't me because if I was in the ring with you...with my cat like reflexs, I would destroy you but guess what? I will be at ringside to show you why Shawn G is the manager of superstars and a superstar commentator. Now, Bobby, the Mafia have something to say.

Saiki: The Violent Bimbos seem to think that they are going to just walk right past the Mafia like it is an easy day. Well that is bullsh*t and they know it. Let's do the math. Myself, 6ft 11, 450 lbs. Kenjiki, 7ft 2in tall, 395 lbs. We are a combined weight of 845 lbs. We are street fighters and destroyer of bodies. Now you chicks seem to think that you can take rulebreaking to a new level. That you bitches are bad to the bone. Well, that is wrong, wrong, wrong. Listen up bimbettes. Twisting off your necks and pissing down your throats is just the icing to the cake of destruction that the Somoan Mafia is going to deal out to you two whores. What we do to you will make O.J. Simpson shake is head. You have stepped into the world of the Mafia and that means that you little girls have to pay the price and the price is your broken, bleeding and battered bodies laying at our feet.

Kenjiki: Ever dance in with the devil in the pale moonlight, girls? well, you will in Tokyo. You will dance with the twin sons of Satan himself and it won't be a dance that you will want to repeat. All you broads are are the next in a long line of victims. From Barry Odessey, Percy Snow, Deacon Riggz, Jim Ellis and when we get out hands on them...Doom and Doomsday. Perhaps other wrestlers would be upset that they have to wrestle women. Hell, we are living every man's dream. The ability to kick a woman's ass and do her great bodily damage and not catch a domestic abuse charge. Pussy Galore, I'm going to rip your p*ssy out and feed it to you, little kitty. I'm going to stuff cat litter down your throat and stand on your neck until it snaps right off. I just can't wait. You better bring all you have because it's going to be a long and very painful night for you.

Saiki: Riddle me this, Vixxen. Who wears a mask and is black, blue and red? You after Wednesday Night. Kenjiki was a bit more forgiving than I am when it comes to this matchup. You mention a mission by Commissioner Stephanie. Maybe. Maybe we got the word from Commissioner Stephanie to put you two broads out of commission and maybe we get a big reward for doing just that...a shot at the Legion Tag Team Titles. Maybe it was an offer that The Mafia couldn't and wouldn't refuse..either way it rolls out like this. We have a job and a mission and that is putting you two down on your backs...positions that you both know all too well. You want to be tag champions and so do we but the difference is...we want it more and we have proven that we will do anything and I do mean anything and everything to come out the winners and the champions. So we have the 'H'Bombs warmed up and ready to dish out and girls...we are going to add a little twist to the 'H' bomb that we will be dishing out to you two mutts on the block.

Kenjiki" But that's enough about the bimbos I want to say this to Heavy Artillery. Hey boys! Here we are and we are waiting on you two. Where you guys at? Are you scared that The Somoan Mafia is too much for you? You want the chick squad to do your fighting for you? Well, that's fine but understand this. We want the Legion tag team titles and to get them we have to get through you two mutts as well and then we rip off the necks of Alek Cage and Sebastian Bock and the belts come right here around the waist of the Mafia and in the hands of The New Institution. Tokyo, Japan is the night that we clip the bitches and we move one step closer to tag team title gold and nothing and no one can stop us.

Saiki: Now that's the end of this interview. Get out Bobby before we forget that we ain't hungry.

[ As Ross Bobby and his crew grab their things and run out of the area, the scene fades. ]

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