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Date Posted: 23:56:01 10/16/00 Mon
Author: Violent Femmes
Subject: Samoan Mafia







11:20 PM… 15 October, 2000
The Hyatt Hotel "Honeymoon Suite", Seattle Washington
(She couldn’t find a GWA House Show…)



The camera focused squarely on Vixxxen as she stood in front of the camera as Pussy Galore tried to hold it steady…





Vixxxen smirked…

Vixxxen: Alright… this is going out to those Institution Idiots who actually believe that being overweight is going to make a damn bit of difference at Insurrection! First of all… Shawn G. “Wonder Twin” or what the hell ever it is that you call yourself! Until you grow a hair on those bald ass testicles of yours… you aren’t telling anyone around here what to do! You guys have the nerve to show your faces at these GWA house shows…

Vixxxen shrugged her shoulders…

Vixxxen: Quite honestly… I’ve never seen a GWA house show! So I’m gonna assume that’s were they debut jobbers like The Samoan Mafia! Now… as far as this “NEW” person joining The Institution goes… if it isn’t Richard Simmons… it ain’t gonna those two lard-asses one damn bit of good! So you can hire the f*cking Pope and have him pray to God that after Pussy and I get done kicking all your asses... that we don’t decide we want seconds!

The scene fades…






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