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Date Posted: 20:01:19 10/21/00 Sat
Author: The Somoan Mafia
Subject: The London Bridge will fall on Fission (Read this one)

Broken Bones, Blood, Pain and Agony...The Somoan Mafia


'Big Smooth' Saiki Taphu



'Big Cool' Kenjiki Samu



[ The scene opens with a 32 ft long stretch limousine with tinted black windows pulling up in front of a strip club called 'Pure Passion'. As the limo stops the doorman comes up and opens the rear door and out steps Shawn G. Bailey and right behind him are his tag team of The Somoan Mafia, Saiki and Kenjiki....Big Smooth and Big Cool. Both men are wearing leather jumpsuits with their names in big bold letters embroidered on them. They are wearing dark glasses and black leather gloves. Shawn G is wearing a black suit and dark glasses and a big smile. As they make there way to the front door, the club owner comes out and greets them all and lets them in as his personal guests. One of the big breasted hostesses escort them to the VIP table where they all sit down just as Alexis DuJour takes the stage and begins her dance. She is a very sexy, dark skinned woman with brown hair and big breasts. As she comes out on the stage she is wearing a purple and red outfit and as 'Creep' by TLC plays she begins to undress herself as the men hoot and holler and pull out money for them. Shawn G is one of the men handing out money but as he looks at this compatriots and their stern faces his smile fades. ]



Shawn G:Ahhh! Fellas what's up? Why are you guys looking so angry with all these women showing their bodies for you? Are you guys still made about Wednesday Night?


Saiki: Are you serious??? You can't be serious? I mean Wednesday Night in damn Japan we get beat by bitches..by women..by damn broads! Kicked in the damn nuts not one but twice by bimbos! Embarassed on national TV in front of an entire nation of Japanese people who are f*cking laughing at us! Still angry? Naw, we ain't still angry. We are f*cking pissed off! So forgive us if we aren't happy about sitting here watching these tramps shake their asses.


Shawn G: Hey, I fell your pain but you seemed to have forgotten that until Essexs and Cutter interfered you guys were killing Pussy and Vixxen and that the reason you guys lost was not because of those bitches but because of those two jackasses who interfered. Their time will come very soon.


Kenjiki: Oh yeah?? When?? Here we are four days away from Wednesday Night Insurrection in London and we are facing Fission...who in the hell is this Fission guy? One man taking on the two of us. We are a damn tag team Bailey...where are the legitimate tag team matches?


Shawn G: Okay. I understand that but you guys aren't wrestlers. You are fighters and brawlers and you have to prove yourselves. And yes, matching you guys up with women was insulting and the loss was embarrassing but the chance to gain revenge and punish someone for it as well as proving yourselves has presented itself in your matchup with Fission in London. The other tag teams in the GWA are deathly afraid of you two and that is why they sneak attack and that is why the GWA is trying to hold you two back. You two have the chance to become the first all Somoan tag team champions but the GWA wants to keep you both down. So what do you do?


Saiki: WE MAKE FISSION PAY!!!! Yeah, I see that now. We are not a couple of jokes around here. Fission is going to find that out and so will alot of other people around here. Fission the London bridge will be falling down on you. We are the Somoan Mafia, and we have the physical ability to cause your misery. You are looking at the hard testers and you won't see sh*t until we let ya! For ever boo were are going to leave a bruise. For ever bad jester we are going leave your face messed up. London will be your chance to see why, so get ready to say hello to the bad guys! And once we are through with you...Essex and Cutter, we have something waiting for you. You wanna get involved in out business then you better get ready to wear the ass whipping that we are going to dish out and the bones we are going to break will be yours. They say that revenge is best served cold...well, we are going to get out a nice dose of stone cold revenge and everybody in the GWA is gonna have to pay and pay they will...everyday...in every single way...everyone is gonna pay.[Saiki and Kenjiki laugh ]


[ The stripper Alexis DuJour dances over and begins to dance for Saiki and Kenjiki, who both pull out $100.00 bills and her eyes go wide and as they slip the money into her most delicate parts. She leans over and whispers something to the two men and they smile and as they get up they grab her up in their arms. A few men complain until they realize it was better to keep quiet and stay seated. The Somoans and Bailey with the club with Alexis DuJour and the scene fades as they slide into the limousine. ]



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