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Date Posted: 13:07:42 10/22/00 Sun
Author: The Kindred
Subject: Breakfast { Violent Femmes,Samoan Mafia,Rayne,Torture,Goliath,That Guy Dave,Cane

{The scene opens upon Jason and his lovely wife Chanel’s flat somewhere in London. Jason dressed in gray sweatpants and a black GWA t-shirt is standing over a stove cooking what looks to be three cheese ham omelets. After making sure the concoction is cooking properly he heads over to the coffee pot and pours himself a huge mug Jason then glances back at the camera}

Jason: Sugar is the key to good coffee.

{Essex then proceeds to pour almost half a bowl into the steaming mug. He then turns back to the oven and starts to cook once more}





Jason: Well I have a lot to say and not much time to do it in mainly because I will not ruin breakfast for some lame ass promo. Cooking relaxes me and due to the schedule the fed has me on I rarely get this small luxury. But since Insurrection is near my new home here in London all I have to do is get a cab not fly halfway across the world. This week we have a match with The Violent Femmes and I cannot for the life of me figure out why.

{Jason turns to the counter and starts to chop up onions, green peppers, and tomatoes talking the whole time without looking up}

Jason: You see unlike some of the so called men in this federation I was raised to never hit a woman and just because Cutter and myself have a match with Vixxxen and Miss Galore doesn’t mean I’m going to start hitting them now.

{Soon the doorbell rings and before Jason can get away from the stove we can hear Chanel}

Chanel: I’ll get it babes. Probably John and Kenz.






Jason: Ok hon.

{She opens the door to reveal the always-chipper face of Jonathan “ Cutter” Chapel and the gorgeous Kenzie}






{Cutter bows low to Chanel and is almost pushed over as Kenzie walks around him to give her a hug. As the two women go off to the couch to talk Cutter dressed in his black Armani suit ambles into the kitchen and stops short as he sees his arch-nemesis the camera crew have already appeared}

Cutter: Well these boys are out early. But it saves me the time of having to bloody hunt you down. So what are we talking about today?

{Cutter snags a piece of green pepper and pops it into his mouth before Essex can dump it into the omelet mixture}

Essex: Well I was talking about our match with the Femmes. I’m not sure I can do this man. Hitting women is just something I can’t bring myself to do.

{Cutter lets out a rueful laugh before speaking}

Cutter: Here we are The Kindred the feared team that tries to take careers confused on how to handle a match. But Jason you know this is a no win situation.

Essex: Yea if we go in business as usual we’ll get blasted for beating up a couple of women if they win we get blasted foe getting beat by a couple of women. But Cutter I will no abandon my principles just for a win.

{Cutter nods in agreement}

Cutter: I agree with that woman from the card that Miss Terry Dikenhorst. The women do not need to get put in the ring with some of these jackasses. Most of these guys would slap their own mums for fifty cents.

Jason: It is ironic we try our best to end men’s careers but here we are not wanting to fight women.

Cutter: I’ve got a plan but we will not strike either of the Femmes or harm them in any way. We’ll just chalk this up as a loss.

Jason: You know those two will hit us with anything that isn’t nailed down.

Cutter: We may get our asses handed to us but damnit I will not stoop to this type of low. They may be great competitors and all but hell one Ripper or Breakdown and there they go to the hospital and by god that will not happen by my hands.

Jason: Let’s change the subject.

{Jason starts to stir the eggs and other assorted colorful foodstuffs as Cutter brings up some more business}

Cutter: You hear what the Samoans were ranting about?

Jason: Yea. {Turns to the camera} Hey boys get over it! We where doing what we thought was right plus returning a favor in the process. So it cost you a match it’s no skin off my ass so you boys know the routine sigh the contract and step in the ring. You boys can blabber on and on about revenge haven’t you two been paying attention? Rayne has said almost the same exact words now and three no four times we have handed him his ass.

Cutter: Bloody right! Rayne will never learn and it looks like you boys want the same lesson. With you two it wasn’t personal if it had been neither of you would have walked out of that ring under your own power.

Jason: It seems like The Kindred are getting noticed finally and making a lot of folks mad hell that’s what we do best. Maybe we need to just get everybody that has beef with us in the ring at once.

Cutter: {Smiles} and napalm their bloody asses!!!

{Essex shakes his head and continues to cook. He soon leaves the room and can be heard asking the women what they’d like to drink with the food. Cutter meanwhile wanders over to the fridge and pulls out his version of coffee a cold beer. After taking a long sip he whips out a pair of small cigars and lights one up. Sweet cherry smelling smoke soon fills the kitchen as Essex wanders back in and lights up one of his own}

Essex: Foods almost done we leave anything out?

Cutter: Yes Goliath and Torture I’m quite sure those two will be coming after us soon. Folks don’t take too kindly to getting whacked in the noodle with a pipe.

Essex: Let them all come. I want to give Dave and Cane their due you guys beat us cleanly in the middle of the ring we applaud that and you have our respect hopefully one day soon we’ll get to do it again.

Cutter: How can they expect us to wrestle women? I mean we’d have to put our hands in odd places. I may get wood going for a pin…that would just look real good Kenz would murder me.

Essex: I’m not worried. I am not going to lay a hand on either of them. You remember that guy Daz Willis from the FWO?

{Cutter grimaces}

Cutter: Yes we cannot have men like him running rampant. This violence against women is getting out of hand something may have to be done.

{Essex looks up from his cooking and with a wicked grin speaks}

Essex: You mean use our powers for good?

Cutter: {Laughing} Possibly we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it now let’s eat!!

{ The scene fades as Cutter, Essex, and the ladies all sit down and start to dig in}

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