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[ The scene begins with Shawn G. Bailey and his tag team of the Somoan Mafia, Saiki Taphu and Kenjiki Samu, along with wrestling commentator and journalist Tyrone Tranza and all four men had just seen the crazy 'interview' of Sonny Maivia DeVine and his apparent assault of Ross Bobby. ]

Tyrone Tranza: Damn, that brotha has snapped his lid for sure. I ain't no big Bobby fan but..what up with DeVine? He nutting up or what?

Shawn G: Tranza, we are not here to talk about Sonny DeVine and his situation and issues. What we are here to talk about is that at long last, The Somoan Mafia will finally get a Legion Title shot and that is what we are focused on.

Tranza: Okay, that's cool cause suckahs wants to know what was up with the plan that backfired?

Saiki: The plan did not back fire. It happened the way it was suppose to happen.

Tranza: Oh really? So you wanted to face Johnny Viscious and Jimmy Jackson? Do you know the rep these guys have in wrestling? Together they are the best tag team bar none. They have bashed each other's brains out as opponents. They ran the NAWA...where incidentally Sonny's cousin, Michael DeVine, became a major superstar. If there are any masters of the tag team science, it's those two.

Kenjiki: Well, if you will get their d*cks out of your mouth, we will tell you what we want. What we want is to bring those Legion Tag Team Titles to the Institution. You spoke about reputations. Well, we have a reputation too.

Tranza: Yeah that's true. To date, you two are the largest tag team in the GWA and you are also the largest tag team to be defeated by women. You have the worse record in the GWA...I believe no victories...actually, how did you guys even rate a title shot?

Saiki: Hey Tranza? Do you like breathing on your own or do you want a respirator?

Tranza: Hey suckah! First, I am stating facts and second, if you want to tangle with me...I can handle ya. I ain't scared of no damn sledgehammers.

Saiki: Listen, Tranza. The bottom line is that we came into the GWA playing the game by the rules of society. Well, we are through playing the games the way the world wants us to play them. It's time for the Mafia to play by the rules we make and write and those rules are simple. Do what you can..we you can how you can. Steal, cheat and lie and if you have to, break a neck or two. Vicious and Jackson don not scare the Mafia because we are going into Insurrection hungry and ready to snatch those titles off their waists.

Kenjiki: And as far as how we rate a title shot? We have the best manager/attorney in the world. We are the team to wear those titles. And not only here in the GWA. He have moved into another league and we are about to snatch up the tag team titles there too. Can you imagine it? The Somoan Mafia, tag team champions in two different federations.

Tranza: Another fed? So you are telling me and the fans that you guys are contenders for tag team titles in another company and you plan on become title holders for two companies. Well, aren't you spreading yourselves too thin? Let's say you do win at Insurrection and become Legion champions, how are you going to defend the Legion titles and the other titles?

Saiki: Don't worry about that, Tranza. What Vicious and Jackson need to worry about is shining those belts up. They need to worry about getting out of Insurrection alive. After we smash those two fools, maybe they will return to running a fed like the NAWA and they can bring that loser Michael DeVine back and change the name to Loser's International Wrestling Federation....hahahahahahahaha...It's our time now, Tranza, and the Mafia is about to make it the best of times.

Tranza: So are we gonna see sledgehammers used? Is Sonny DeVine gonna help you guys win?

Kenjiki: Hey Tranza! We are able to handle our business without Sonny DeVine. He has a match he has to concern himself with and we have ours. We are staying focused on our plan.

Tranza: Are you saying DeVine isn't focused? Suckahs want to know. Whatsup with DeVine. He has gone from cocky and arrogant to totally crazy?

Tranza: Hey, you guys are close to DeVine. I mean the man has just flipped his lid. he almost killed Dark Tiger and he has been assaulting fans and apparently staff members. He's been fined and we just want to know....

Kenjiki: Hey this is bull! Damn a Sonny DeVine and his damn issues. We are about to do something he has yet to do. bring titles into the Institution. And we don't need Sonny DeVine to do it and after Insurrection we are going to have those Legion tag team titles and there is nothing that Vicious and Jackson can do about it.