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Rage is sitting in the waiting room of a run down apartment building with his head down crying. His head pops up and he trembles looking at the cameraman, "I'm just so sorry!!!'

"Jimmy you okay? What's wrong?

"I just watched that Melissa Faith promo..." sniffle... "And I realized something..."

"That's she right about the way you treat women?"

Jimmy smiles suddenly, "Nah, man! That I missed the Simpsons by watching her whiny sorry @$$ promo. I mean come on Faithy gal, calling me names, talking about the way I treat women." Jimmy claps. "What orginality! Did you have to watch hours and hours of independents to get the style of a lame overdone female valet or does the role just come naturally? You know, like your Uncle does in your hand: Comes naturally..."

"Jimmy, ignore that broad. She's just upset that her boyfriend got trucked..."

"Yeah, but I didn't even get to do it. Real shame...my only blemish in a career that will be full of success, and fine women. Hey, maybe that's Faith's problem. She is looking for a ride on Mister Martinez's Wild Ride."

"Ya know Jimmy, The Femmes seem to have taked a real interest in you?"

"Well, no duh! Of course they have, and of course they would. Not only and I God's gift to women, but when you look around the GWA, and you need a problem solved, who are you gonna come to? Trace, can't get his head out of Stephanie's Van Rear End? Alek "Couldn't spell my name if I tried" Cage? Nope, you turn to the guy who took out Doomsday, and the guy who could have taken home the gold, if Alek Cage hadn't tripped on top of me, Jimmy 'The Rage' Martinez. In on night, I did more than all this punks in the fed combined."

A receptionist comes over, "Mister Martinez, the boss will see you now.."

"Thanks Carla, we'll be right in...Before I change your life, I need to mention one last thing, excited to be back in your home town on Wednesday?

"Damn right I am...That Guy Dave is gonna be Switchbladed right in front of my family and friends! And the whole gang turns out whenever I'm in town! Dave, put your shoulders down and pray I just take the easy lay down victory, else this may be the end of your career. Joey Jackson is gonna be sharing a hospital room with ya!"

Jimmy and the cameraman head into a far office. What is this leading up to? You'll find out next post?

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