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Date Posted: 15:17:55 10/02/00 Mon
Author: Alek Cage
Subject: Short, Been busy, but needed to get something done

"Bow Down" By Westside Connection

Gold Runs in my Blood!

( The scene fades to Flavian Ampitheater, Known worldwide as the Coliseum, A nickname aquired for the Giant Statue that once stood outside the great arena. After a long night of treacherous action and vicious blows, Chris Damm arose from the pile of lifeless corpses as Gladiator champion. A truly deserving man, Damm seemingly injured several men, including Sebastion Bock, and Alek Cage. Now these two men get their revenge. Recently, it has been made public that Cage and Bock, Together as a great team, will get a shot at the Legion Tag Titles held by The Gladiator Champ, Chris Damm. Damm prides himself on his COMPLETE Goon Stature and his Uncanny ability to drive people to the brink of suicide after having to listen to hours of Mindless babble from he and Alexis. On The Matter of Mindless babble, How can we forget Trace VanReardon and his High Class-PIECE OF ASS, Stephanie Connor. These two are more of an odd couple than Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau could ever Hope to be. A Beatiful, Smart, Strong woman, With Trace? Trace's Last name should be Brady because his style and attitude comes straight out of the Seventies. Trace and his No holds barred style got the upper hand on the Technical Powerhouse Alek Cage. No man can beat Alek in a HAND TO HAND FIGHT! That is a known fact. Coward men must introduce Tables and Chairs to defeat Cage. And after the major punishment recieved by Cage from Damm, Alek gets his PAYBACK! The scene fades to present time...)

Alek Cage: I can't believe I killed the cat...

( Alek Cage hops into his Golden Durango SUV and pulls out of Sebastian Bock's Driveway...)

Alek Cage: I swear to god at this moment, that I am going to start killing people. Nobody, EVEN MY OWN TAG PARTNER, can realize that my name is ALEK, NOT ALEX! K, NOT X! The only person who has gotten my name right, is Mr. Vanreardon, and thats because he has my poster hanging up above his bed. He stares into my Baby-Blues everynight before he closes his little eyes and goes to sleep! I can't say that I blame him, I mean, look at me! I am a Dead SEXY SON OF A BITCH! I am the True and ONLY Playboy in the Gladiator Wrestling Association. I would rather make out with a dead Skunks Sh*t Covered Asshole than look at Trace when he wakes up in the Morning....urgh!

( Cage spots the Golden Arches of McDonalds. He pulls in and goes through the Drive Through...)

Alek Cage: You can call me the Nutty Proffesor...I am always Hungry...Ladies, remember, the way to a man's heart is through his Stomach...

( Alek gets to little radio Box thing....Hey, What do you call them? There is some new material for Jerry Seinfield...)

Mickie-D's Worker: Welcome to McDonald's, How can I help you?

Alek Cage: Yeah, I will take a Large Coke, a Number Three Value meal and a Soggy Yawn in the Parking Lot...

( Cage smiles at the camera after his Immature joke...)

Mickie-D's Worker: That will be Eight-Nineteen for the food and Fifty for the after hours Behavior....By the way, My Name is Russel!

( Cage's Smile quickly vanishes and he peels oiff out of the parkinglot...)

Alek Cage: Just my Luck! I offer my body to a teenager and it turns out to be a Damn guy! Ah, At least I didn't accept like Some people I know. If Homosexuality is the Devils tool, I guess he is building a house with the damn thing he is using on Rellan Shard and Skylar Thomas. The guy likes to lurk around in the dark, likes to pretend his is some sort of Gothic Beast. How many Bad-Asses do you know that are named Skylar? He should quit wrestling and be a singer for an Eigties band! The Assassins! They could rival such bands as Winger, and the Scorpions! Skylar? I think I used to know another Skylar, he was a Surfer, just like the rest of the non Singer Skylars.....Hang ten Dude! Give my regards and Fifty Bucks to Celia.

Alek Cage: Then we have Jimmy "The Rage" Martinez. I, like most, associate the name Jimmy with Anger, Fury, and Strength! HA! This guy is wondering why I kicked his ass in a match for the Gladiator Title...Well, You See Jimmy...Even though you have never, and will never experience The Joy of Victory, some want to win. I don't go into a match like that and think, "Oh, I don't Hate Jimmy, let him be..." We have a new ass of the GWA, and it's you! I did what I did in the heat of the moment and I would do it again in a blink of an EYE! Jimmy, Why don't you do the world a favor, and give Jack Kevorkian a call. I'll pay your bill! Hell, Jack-o will probably do it for free, because he doesnt want such a Powerful man as "The Rage" loose to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting citizens of Gotham City! Call Superman, Call the man whose office is Three Doors Down, Call My Prez and yours, Call Steven Fury!

Alek Cage: Hopefully he will crawl of that Red Headed Underaged Skank long enough to answer the phone. I wondered how he kept in shape when he wasn't wrestling anymore, and, after what we seen a few days ago, I guess we know. I don't know what I ever did to Fury, besides almost kill his main Draw....But He has it out for me....He fires me, but Luckily Storm bought my contract. Now Fury lets that Fifteen year old Punk Haseem Nasser Ali hire STEPHANIE CONNORS AS THE COMMISH! Yea, She is a victim, Poor Stephanie, poor little girl. If your handing out jobs to people who get hurt, where is my promotion! I could hardly walk after what happened at the Pay Per View. What about my Boss Johnny Storm? He busts his Ass every night, and gets maced by Ms. Commish, and you reward her. What about Bock? He works his ass off, and gets maced....Same deal! Equal rights for men, thats what we want. Fury is a Womanizer....He does anything for a set of tits! Oh well, it will all come back to BITE him in the ass in the end!

Alek Cage: Speaking of asses, how Can I forget about Mr. Fantastic himself, Johnny Storm. I try to do what he wants, I try to make him happy and show my loyalty, and what does he do? He Tasors me in THE BACK and then leaves me for dead. He cuts my paycheck in half. I truly Hate this Man. But, I will try to put things behind us, and let me tell you one thing. Many people think Storm pulled the trigger on what I did to Connor, well, let me Tell you here and now, Storm had nothing to do with it. No, the person who payed me off, is someone MUCH more interesting. Someone you will not belive, IF YOU EVER FIND OUT! The person payed me QUITE a bit of money to do that to Steph, and Twice as much to keep my mouth SHUT! I doubt even Mr. Cheater Himself Trace can get it out of me. Nope, I am taking this to the Grave with me!

Alek Cage: Which leads me to a man soon to see his Grave, And the last name on my hitlist, Chris Damm. The guy has a broken Arm, and a few screws loose in the noggin', and he is wrestling. Don't Doctors do their job anymore? Or does he belong to an HMO? I dont care that he has this little Alexis bitch with him, or that he is like Ten Feet Tall, he is still a piece of crap. He got a lucky shot in on My Boss and the rest of the people in the main event, and ended up with the Strap, like I said, that will soon end up with Storm. But he also holds the Legion Tag Titles, titles soon to Come to the Storm Inc. Team of Myself and Bock. Bock may not be able to remember my name, but if can beat two guys as big and bad ass Damm, we can take this punk out and add Fifteen pounds of Gold to our weights. Our little Circle is going to hold Two, soon to be three major titles, and perhaps even Four if those corporate assholes let the rightful Gladiator Champ, Bock, hold on to his belt. Things are looking up for us...things.....OH SHIT!

( Cage sees a little girl run into the road and slams on the brakes. He hits his head on the wheel and loses conciousness. As he fades out, he sees the girls mother run into the street...The very women he saved at the bar oh so long ago...)

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