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[ The scene opens in the Chapel Hill,North Carolina home of professional wrestler and militant activist Mohammed Kane. Mohammed Kane, who stands 6ft 6in tall and weighs 323 pounds and known for having the hardest right hand punch in wrestling, is a former Championship Pro Wrestling Champion, Tag Team Champion, A former Hardcore Champion, US Champion and the list goes on. He was the leader of The Dreaded Nation of Kane which terrorized and rules CPW before it folded and the mighty Mohammed Kane has bee out on his own beating people and spreading the word of...'By Any Means Necessary!' As the mighty, militant and menacing Mohammed Kane sits in his favorite wing back chair he glares at the men who are in his living room, Shawn G. Bailey, Sonny Maivia DeVine, and the Somoan Mafia. They are in the presence of a man meaner than any walking and twice as tough. ]

Shawn G: Well, well, well. It's time for your interview for the vacant fourth seat with The New Institution. Now you applied because....

Mohammed Kane: Shut up! Just shut up! Now listen to me...punk boy! I didn't apply for sh*t. You called me begging for me to join your group of monkeys.

Shawn G: ummmm...ummmm..Mohammed...ummm...we're on TV now...I mean...remember the script...

Mohammed Kane: I don't care about no damn TV sh*t! You came here looking for Mohammed Kane, the baddest motherf*cker in wrestling. You came looking for the man that was two times in the top 500 of professional wrestlers by Pro Wrestling Illustrated. The man that has held more titles than you maggots will ever hold in your hands. You want me to join your little group of merry, fairy men. And you want to interview me like I'm some damn jaboobie....

Sonny Maivia DeVine:Hey Mohammed, know your role and shut your mouth! We are here to give you a chance at greatness again. To give you a chance to regain that former glory. You are a former champion and a has been. We are here to offer you a chance at being great...with us.

Mohammed Kane: Hey you punk loser! I didn't pull your damn chain so why are you barking. You are a fool and a sell out. You run around with this ambulance chasing lawyer/manager here and think you are going to be bigger than your cousin Michael DeVine? Don't make me laugh! Don't make me f*cking laugh! You will never be like your cousin because you are missing the one thing you need...talent!

[ Sonny Maivia DeVine is steaming as he rises to his feet and slowly Mohammed Kane rises too. DeVine throws a punch buy Mohammed blocks it and throws a right that sends DeVine sprawling. The Somoan Mafia move in and Mohammed fends them off with rights and left hand punches to them. As he is battling the Somoans and DeVine he is unaware of Bailey picking up a lamp. Bailey brings it smashing down over Mohammed's head and the big wrestler falls to the floor. Sonny DeVine and The Somoan Mafia put the boots to the helpless Mohammed. Saiki and Kenjiki hold Mohammed as Sonny delivers a superkick that sends Mohammed smashing through his coffee table. The two somoans pick up the semi-conscious Mohammed and 'H' Bombs him right through End Table. The men turn to leave when Bailey stops and comes back with a smile on his face. ]

Shawn G: ummm...Don't call us, Mohammed. We'll call you...hahahahahahahahahaha!

[ The scene fades as Bailey and company are heard laughing and Mohammed Kane moaning in pain. ]