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Date Posted: 07:18:22 10/09/00 Mon
Author: Essex/Cutter
Subject: Rayne you ignorent slut....(Yes Goliath we talk about you to) Fixed repost(I hope)



Forum: Gladiator Wrestling Alliance [ Back to Gladiator Wrestling Alliance Index ]


{The scene opens on the empty Astrodome that in just two days time will be filled with thousands of screaming slack-jawed rednecks. As the camera pans the huge arena it stops upon two figures high up in the stands. One is kicked back relaxing in a chair the other is off to the right and hanging by his knees from the rail above. As the camera zooms in we see it’s the reason the GWA’s insurance premiums are high The Kindred. Essex is kicked back dressed casually in a black muscle shirt, blue jeans and combat boots, Cutter for some reason is hanging upside down and is dressed in a Blind Guardian shirt, ripped gray jeans and blue and black Nikes. Both men are chatting about absolutely nothing}







{Soon they see the ever-intrusive camera and after a moment begin to speak with Essex starting off}

Essex: Well, Well. We decided to lower ourselves once again and speak to the seemingly endless parade of morons that this fed loves to feed us. Rayne are you so damn stupid as to get in the ring with us one more time? We put your brother on the self and it seems that you want to keep him company. Well brother we will be more than happy to hand you your ass on a silver platter. And it looks like you brought the new guy along for the ride. Well I’m not really sure old Goliath will be much help to and my comrade here will explain why.

{Cutter grins broadly and in a slightly strained voice starts to rattle off}

Cutter: The reason that big wanker has little chance against us other than our experience and odd tendency to snap legs and burn people is that if a guy called Mongrel can beat the holy hell out of him several times we will have no problems. Oh and Goliath if you wonder how I know so much you can either say I called the Psychic Hotline or I unlike some of these bloody no talent jerk offs I do my homework and study tapes. Rayne I so enjoyed dropping that elbow on your brother’s leg while not better than sex..hardly anything is it was fun because I got paid to do it.

{Essex pops his neck and reaches down for a couple of cold Coors Lights and after taking off the tops hands one to Cutter. Cutter turns up the beer and promptly starts to drain it. But do to that lame ass law of gravity falls off the rail and lands dead on his ass amazingly not spilling a drop of his beer. After hitting he hops up embarrassed and sits down gingerly one chair away from a chuckling Essex. After taking control of himself Essex sips his beer and continues}

Essex: (Looks at Cutter) He may be nuts but the man does have a point. We are an experienced team and you two are a slap together. Goliath really has no dog in this race Rayne other than this being his debut so what makes you think that if we oh say decide to break your leg that he won’t cut and run? He’s new here and probably doesn’t want his career shortened in a match with us. But your stupid pugfugly ass isn’t really that bright. You come out with your gimp brother and yap like a small dog about revenge and all of that nonsense. You say you get paid to get hurt? Well boy we will sure as hell help you earn your pay this week.

(Before Essex can continue Cutter interrupts}

Cutter: Has The GWA’s travel budget be cut or something?

Essex: Not that I’ve heard why?

Cutter: Well we are in bloody Texas!! This place is almost as bad as Tennessee everywhere you look you see men in big hats and belt buckles that put The Gladiator belt to shame. They walk around saying Yee-Haw!! And other bloody inane things such as that it’s pissing irritating.

Essex: True but hey it’s better than say Arkansas.

Cutter: The bastardization of The King’s English in this backwater country is truly saddening. The pure idiocy of the states makes me wish at times I’d never left England.

Essex: Than include me, Kenzie and Chanel?

Cutter: No. You blokes have spent so much time in jolly old England you might as well be British. Bloody hell you even moved there.

Essex: (Nods) True the crime rate here is out of hand and I hate having to all but wear a bullet proof vest to go get some f*cking milk. But anyway we are getting off the subject of the match.

{Cutter just shakes his head and finishes up the beer before going off again}

Cutter: Why do we bother? It’ll go the same way as the last one. I’ll get thrown about, you’ll drop somebody.. I’ll jump off of anything high, and then we’ll send Rayne off to the glue factory.

Essex: Again you forget Goliath he’s big but that really doesn’t mean jack but he may have improve since those tapes we watched.

{Cutter gets a disgusted look on his face much like he swallowed a bug or something}

Cutter: Bah!! Those big farts are all the same after awhile. They walkout hoping their opponents won’t see the fact that they are just big steroid pumping one move wonders. And the pissin promos are worse they seem to like that tired ass hell insult about you being gay. Wait… I just described half of the promos I’ve seen in the last month.

{Cutter hangs his head and starts to shake it sadly as Essex gives him an odd look and decides to continue}
Essex: Although true it has little bearing here bud. Rayne, Goliath we are ready for whatever you can bring but you both were warned. There are only so many times we can stomp your ass Rayne before we get bored. This will be the third time boy and believe me there will not be a fourth.

{Cutter’s head shoots up and his deep green eyes take on a crazed gleam. Essex looks at Cutter for a moment disturbed by what he sees. Cutter after staring into the camera for a few moments starts to speak in a cold voice}

Cutter: Bloody damn right this is the last time! Rayne I do not give a damn if we win or lose but I promise you that the only ways you’ll leave that ring will be either on a stretcher or if you get smart and run. I intend to do far more than just break your bloody leg. You two bastards should look up the name Alexander Brass I ad nothing but respect for that man but did it stop me from putting him in a coma? No. If I do that to a man I respect what will I do to you two? God himself doesn’t know and if Satan does he’s not telling. Goliath I have nothing against you but lad you are going to be across the ring from Jason Essex one of the most devastating suplex masters in this sport and me a man who has put more men out that the Black Plague.

{Essex holds up his finger}

Essex: You forgot to add The Sexiest Man Alive.

{Cutter looks up}

Cutter: Well thank you.

Essex: No I meant me. Not only can toss men far bigger than me around like dolls. If I weren’t married I could take their wives home and show them what a real sexy man can do in a between the sheets match.

{Cutter almost blows beer through his nose at that last line and looks up}

Cutter: Where did you come up with that one?

{Essex looks down and mumbles}

Essex: Chanel came up with it.

Cutter: I’m not going to ask any bloody more…What you two do is your own bloody business.

{Essex looks up to the sky as if in askance of fate why he was destined to meet this taller insane version of Yoda}

Cutter: In closing Rayne and the poor bloke that the cruel wrestling gods made your partner feel free to make out your wills and have your 401k plans ready to be withdrawn after this match you boys will need to have some cash to live off of retirement sucks believe me I tried it once. I do so look forward to seeing you both soon.

Essex: Goliath I can see getting into this match mainly because he wants to make an impact and a name for himself. Rayne your sorry ass knows what you are getting into and for that well you know the results of last match.

Cutter: If you blokes want I can see if the local hospital takes reservations.

{Both men raise their beers in a toast as the scene fades o black}

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