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Date Posted: 02:15:28 10/13/00 Fri
Author: Julius "The IDOL" Stryker w/ Tymolin Stryker
Subject: Life is a highway! Hope I don't spring a leak.




( I kicked his ass! That statement must have played through Julius' mind over and over from 11:03 to present, he drove along the interstate happily giggling away as he replayed his mighty haymaker to the face of the outlaw over and over again on the cockpit's television. Several cars made their way from in front of Julius' car like birds from a hunter as he zoomed through and around them a small muffling is heard off to the side of Julius with a twist of a knob he turned down the sound on the onboard television set and looked over to a waking Tymolin, her eye's fixed themselves out the window locking onto the passing lights hung high above the expressway.)


Tymolin:(yawning)Where are we now?

Julius:uhhhhh I don't know, but where ever we got's to go we'll get there in time.

Tymolin:Eh..tell me when we get to a rest stop, I forgot my cell phone at home and I wanna call Jacob okay?

Julius:Why wait..use the video phone.

( Julius gesture's down to the console of flashing buttons Tymolin yawns again and presses a button on the console, lighting up the screen. She ruffles a hand through her hair and presses speed dial to her own house. She sits back and listens to the dialing and ringing of the phone as Monica, Tymolin's stepchild and Jacob's kid, appears.)


Tymolin: Hey Moni. Daddy home?

Monica: Yea, mommy he said he'd be back in a... UNCLE JULIUS!!!!!

(The girl on the other side of the screen squeals the name with delight and smiles happily as she sees Julius on the side of the screen.)


Julius:Her Monica! What's up kid?

Monica: I haven't seen you in SOOO long, Uncle Julius! Guess what?!

Julius:What?

Monica: Daddy bought me a swimming pool!

Julius:A pool huh? Ole' Jake must be trying to cash on on your life insurance.

Monica: Huh?

Julius:Err nevermind...hey you still playin' baseball?

Monica: Yea! I was the shortstop this year! The coach said he should move me to the State team!

Julius:Well that's good..you still can't beat me but good enough..I think you mom's better than you father come to think of it.

Monica: Mom says she can hit balls with the best of em!

(Tymolin coughs lightly, then clears her throat.)


Julius:She swings and oils a mean bat too from what you father says.

(Julius winks over at Tymolin.)


Tymolin: Ahem... ANYways... Where's your dad, Moni?

Monica: Ohh! I wanna talk to Uncle Julius...

Tymolin: You can talk to him when he comes over next. I need to talk to Jacob..

Monica: Ahh, dang it. Alright...

(Monica's young face disappears from the screen and a loud "DAD, THE PHONE'S FOR YOU!" is heard in the background.)


Julius:She certainly has Jacob's mouth..big..her throat deep like yours Tym?

(Julius wiggles his head with a smirk, then locks his eye's on the road.)


Tymolin: Oh ha ha Julius... She's not my kid, remember. I'm a little too young. Might wanna ask Lita...

Julius:I will...

(A slight adjusting of the screen is done from the other side over at Jacob's house, the vision of (color) eye's lock into place as Jacob looks into the camera he pulls the screen back so that his whole face can be taken into the shot.)


Jacob:Hey..if it ain't Bruce Wayne!

Tymolin:(Chuckles) Hey babe.

Jacob:Hey Tym, left me for the guy with the best car huh? Jeez I feel like I'm back in high school!

Tymolin:(Tosses her hair like a teenager) You kidding! That fire truck you bought is like SO much more expensive.

Julius:You bought a fire truck! Jake that's childish!

Jacob:Yeah whatever you say Bats.

Tymolin:(Looks at Julius) And WHO's the one going through a mid life crisis?

Julius:(reaching into his suit's inside pocket and pulling out a piece of folded paper) Midlife crisis? What midlife crisis?

Tymolin: I dunno... I don't remember you being George Clooney or even being remotely close to Val Kilmer or Micheal Keaton.. so I'm just wondering why we're riding around in a car that has it's own theme song when you drive it...

Julius:Are you beating around the bush of me thinking I'm batman?

Jacob:I was!

Julius:Let the record show that I never said I was batman!! I am indeed however That-man..that-man who just knocked the holy hell out of outlaw!! That...(pauses for a minute) man who gets to become number 1 contender for the maximus title Wednesday..how bout' that Tym?

(Tymolin turns over the paper, looking at it for a second.)


Tymolin: What's this?

Julius:It's next Wednesday's schedule for GWA, it seems they wish to have the Canadian ass wipe Carpenter taken care of.

Tymolin: I see.. And who they calling to do it? (winks at Jacob over the screen)

Julius:You Aus' it's clear that they've called the only man to do so! Julius Stryker the IDOL!! The man!! the savior!! I will go into the ring with that boy..that canuck and I will began to make him wish and plead that he was back in Ontario eating milk and cookies and suckin' on his mom's....

Jacob:JULIUS! MONICA'S STANDING HERE!

Julius:Bitties.

(Monica is heard in the background asking "What're bitties, daddy?")

Tymolin: Nice cover up, Jules.

Julius:Uh huh...anyway Jakey where are you huh!? I don't see Mr.survivor champ doing anything?

Jacob:I'm sitting at home and resting..plus I think I need to spend more time with Monica.

Tymolin: So then you did decide not to join us?

Jacob:Yeah I guess so..but you guys know where to find me if you ever need backup..but hell Julius, you got the mouth of Australia there with you..I doubt you'll need much help.

Tymolin: Oh! Is that all I am to you? A mouth?! Think I can't do anything else but talk...(looks at Julius) Don't you say a word...

Jacob:(laughs)I didn't say that..you guys'll probably end up fighting more for what she says though.

Tymolin: I think me and ol' big head here can get along! Can't we, ya old man.

Julius:Yeah..hey wait a minute I'm only 7 years older..can't help it my bro likes em young...you dirty dirty man you.

Tymolin: You think I don't call him old too?

Jacob:She does...just remind her she's not old enough to drink..which reminds me..DON'T GET HER DRUNK just remember you got a wife back home in rosedale.. but that one next to you is mine...no old cheap tricks.

Julius:(grins) Hey Jake don't worry about that..I got all new cheap tricks now.

Tymolin: Oh please, Jake... you think I'd ever go for a BLONDE?!

Julius:Hmm that's intresting..hey Jake how come you dye your roots blonde?

Jacob:Wha?

Tymolin: Huh?

Julius:Aww nevermind..and of course Tym..I've seen the ways you've looked at me in the halls....after I'm all sweaty and hot after a match..you wanna GET IT ON!! But you shan't and can't because unfortunately you picked the less..attractive...wealthy..witty...skilled yet horribly older Stryker in that tall goof my brother Jacob.

Tymolin: Uh huh. And just exactly who IS the more attractive, more wealthy, more witty, and more skilled of the Stryker brothers? Joey? Ha! He can hardly close a door without wondering how it happened. He thinks the sun is a lightbulb that's gonna go out. No wait..maybe you mean you.. Mr. I've-been-admitted-to-a-psychiatric-hospital-2-times-now.

Julius:Well that's much better than having to look over my back every two seconds to make sure that the fed's aren't coming to take me back to my Olympic botching country (grins) I mean jeez Tym I know other countries look up at America but seemingly they think we can jump higher too..tsk..tsk..tsk they must understand that yes even though America is home of the greatest wrestler in the world being myself..not every American can be like me...not every American can send Seth Jorgensen out of a arena on a stretcher...not every American can totally beat the Outlaw like a five inch wrestling figure..no..in fact it's getting rather boring kicking the outlaw's ass..I mean it's like I've beat the man more than he beats himself..off that is.

Tymolin: Impressive list, Julius.But, if you're so great, how come after you BEAT Seth Jorgenson, lil' Ms. Jones didn't come running after you to use for ANOTHER man whore? Hmm?

Julius:She did...remember back if you will my fine Aussie friend when episode 12 C, the IDOL show in which Catty Jones was a guest...she made for hit's that Sammy Sosa.

Tymolin: Oh yea! The show Lita was just THRILLED to see!

Julius:But back to the matter at hand..Jacob can you believe that punk bastard Outlaw joined the circle!

Jacob:(Mocking shocked) The bastard!

Tymolin: It is kinda hard to believe... That man gives a bad name to all red heads...

Julius:I knew it...I guess he just went and ran to Catherine..and said...C..CA..CATHERINE!! IIIIII am and punk as lil' bitch...IIIIIIII can't wrestle I admit to being a can't be em, join em kinda guy...Outlaw proudly kicking ass since 199 what the hell ever...I say he should have two new slogan's Outlaw proudly getting my ass kicked since Julius handed me mine! Or better yet Out proudly getting my ass slapped around since birth!

Tymolin: Whatever happened to the "non-conformist I-can't-join-a-stable, I-work-better-alone" Outlaw? What a f'ing sell out.


Julius:Now, now, now Tym..I wouldn't call him a sell out..that man's one of the best in the biz when it comes to selling (grins) I can't wait til' I get to wrap my hands around his neck! And ring it!!

Jacob:Easy there bro' he's rolling with the circle, what's that stand for anyway?

Julius:Confused intertransgenders righteous commercial leaders endorsement I understand.

Tymolin: Sure it’s not embarrassment?

Julius:Either, or (grins) where's Nikki Silver when you need him?

Jacob:Actually that's Quickly silver he changed his name that’s what he wants to be known as.

Julius:What?

Julius:Kinda like prince did a while back ya' know..I hear that his girlfriend kept callin' him Quickie in bed so he got used to it and changed his name..(smiles) hey look I gotta go put ms. grown-up to sleep then I'm gonna turn in too.

Tymolin: Kiss her goodnight for me.

Jacob:Will do..see ya' Julius..

Julius:Yeah..go to bed old people need their rest.

Jacob:Then what are you doing up? (laughs) Night honey.

Tymolin: Night, Jakey. Love ya.

(The screen blinks off with a wave from Jacob..Julius turns his head towards Tymolin.)


Julius:You know believe it or not I kinda miss Lita.

Tymolin: I guess that kinda happens when ya love someone, Julius.... Have you tried talking to her since your argument?

Julius:Yeah she's over it..but she wants to study some stuff in Japan.

Tymolin: Ah.. and you don't want her going?

Julius:It's not that..but I'm just used for somebody being there in my locker room when I come back ya' know.

Julius:I wish she didn't go..but then she didn't want me to go back into wrestling and well..I just knocked the outlaw out and was signed to a match.

Tymolin: Yea, I understand. It's kinda how I feel without Jacob touring the wrestling unit with us.

Julius:I wish she didn't go..but then she didn't want me to go back into wrestling and well..I just knocked the outlaw out and was signed to a match.

Tymolin:What exactly does she wanna study?

Julius:Business..she wants the highest achievement documentation you can get in the field..I've no idea why though.

Tymolin: God, how can she stand so much school?! I didn't even get to 12th grade and I hated it!!

Julius:She's just that type of person I guess..speaking of hate..just what the heck were you, my sister and Mei doing, breakin' down office doors?

Tymolin: We want a piece of the number one bitch who's in this fed... even before me!

Julius:Oh...so why interrogate the Enforcette' '?

Tymolin: Enforcette? Ohh. Joy you mean... Well.. she's got power, god forbid, and power's the only way to get to what we want.

Julius: Personally I don't like her..lil' troll cost me SWA!

Tymolin: We don't like Joy anymore than you do, but if we can get to that little whore, we'll use her.

Julius:I see..ack I gotta take a leak..all the money I paid for this thing and it doesn't come with a bathroom! Can you believe that?!

Tymolin:(Sighs and rolls her eyes) Thanks for the announcement. There's a gas station around here ain't there?

Julius:Yeah..next exit..this'll take some getting use to you know new staff and all..how are Mei and Janene gettin' around?

Tymolin: You know, that never really occurred to me.... I always figured Janene was on her motorcycle and Mei probably just flew...

Julius:So it seems me and you are gonna be road buddies for a while.

Tymolin: Guess so...

Julius:Air buddies too..wait til' you see what else I bought!

Tymolin:... Do I really wanna know?

Julius:Heh..Tym?

Tymolin: Yea?

Julius:How come you, like all the stuff I've said about you a long time ago you never came out and bitch kicked me?

(Tymolin remains silent for a second... then thinks to herself. After a quiet minute or two, she turns to him and grins.)


Tymolin: Tell ya what... when we get outta the car, I'll make up for lost time... If you'd like...

Julius:That's alright I'll pass...hey you hungry?

Tymolin: Kinda. You?

Julius:Yeah..there's a 24 hour restaurant up by the gas station. if you don't mind signing some autographs.

Tymolin: Ugh. Think we'll be recogni...(Tymolin stops herself as she realizes she's driving in the batmobile at this very second.)

(Julius comes up an exit and turns into a small restaurant’s parking lot, he parts the car and turns off the engine...then looks over at Tym.)


Julius:Ready?

(Tymolin takes a deep breath, then rubs her wrists. She nods to Julius, then reaches for the door handle..Julius hits a button on the dash causing the top canopy to slide forward, Julius wiggles his left eyebrow at Tym then stands up throwing both legs over the would be door)


Tymolin: New 3rd door feature?

(Tymolin gets up and looks around the top of the car, then over at Julius. She hops lightly over the side and grabs her purse out of the car, looking over at him.)


Tymolin: Ready?

Julius:Let’s eat.

(The two began to walk away from the car, Julius stops as the canopy slides back to it's closes position..he holds his arm out in front of Tymolin.)


Tymolin: Ohh, being chivalrous tonight, eh?

(Taking a small black box from out of his jacket pocket he brings it up to his lips.)

Julius:Shields

(Amazingly black casings start to cover the vehicle from front to back all the way around..Julius smiles then places the box back into his pocket..the two walk into the restaurant as the scene fades.)


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