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Date Posted: 04:09:25 10/14/00 Sat
Author: Johnny Viscous w/ Walker and Kelsey
Subject: Snow and Outlaw

*** A camera opens up on a dark road somewhere in North America.. There is only one visible street light and it stands in front of a house the size of New York... A 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix is sitting in the driveway underneth the light that is shining brightly. A house light flashes on and the camera moves quickly to follow the movement coming from the door.. An unfamiliar woman walks out of the house followed by Johnny Viscous, "Mr. Showtime" Bryan Walker, and Kelsey... She has a brief case in her hand as she walks away from the three famous Candians... The lady walks towards the Grand Prix and a little bell sounds as the car opens.. The camera becomes closer and closer to the lady and her car and she as she looks straight at the camera she gets upset and grabs for her purse.. ***

Cameraman - Don't be startled.. I am Jim Thomas.. I am a cameraman used for interviews from the Gladiator-Wrestling Assocation.. I am here to interview Johnny Viscous..

Lady - I am Allison, I am Johnny Viscous' lawyer and I am not at liberty to say why or what I am doing here..

*** There is laughter coming from the background.. The camera turns toward the directions of Johnny, Bryan and Kelsey and starts to move closer.. The car is started and starts to back out the drive way.. It quickly speeds off as you hear a few claps as someone starts to say...... ***

Walker - She told your ass!! HAHA.. I guess this cameraman is as stupid as the rest of them.. Too bad we aren't at the office.. I would have to say a toss out the window sounds good tonight.. How about it Johnny??

Viscous - No, actually this one we could toy with for a couple hours... And maybe have that lawyer come back and give him something that he has never had before.. Now, what the hell do you want.. I do not appreciate you coming to my house when you were clearly not invited.. Now, do not speak do not say a word.. I know why you are here.. I know why you are here to bother me and to annoy the living crap out of me.. Its about my match on Wednesday against The Outlaw.. The Outlaw, thats an interesting name... Very interesting.. Well not really but, who gave him that name?

Walker - Have no idea..

Viscous - Neither do I.. I mean, how many jobbers do I have to go through til I get a chance here for some gold.. The Outlaw has never probably had sex before in his life and for me to have to go into the ring with him, put's my a$$ in danger.. LITERALLY!! If you understand what I am saying..

Cameraman - Actually I wanted to know about Percy Snow and what you think of him.

Viscous - What do I think of Percy Snow?? Hmmm.. Let me think.. First I would like to say someone that has the name Percy has to be a queer or atleast bisexual because no normal male could EVER have a name like that.. Percy, now I do not mean to put your sexuality down and I do not for one second have to say your gay or a fagot or a queer or a homo to make me look better or to even make me look funny because I do not need to call you names to look better.. Can I look any better? I mean come on!! Sh*t, how much better can a man look!!

Walker - Yeah tell me about it.. I know exacly how you feel..

*** Walker puts his hand through his hair and strikes a pose for the camera as Johnny and Kelsey look on.. ***

Viscous - Maybe your the gay one Walker.. Anyway, Percy Snow I have a GREAT idea.. How about at the Pay Per View we have a little match.. An interesting match.. A very interesting match, one for the decade.. A two out of three falls match... A no disqualification match where anything goes EXCEPT interference from anyone that is not in the match.. You can use any and every item that you could ever think of.. So if you have the balls to except the challenge you know the correct words.. Remember you could be the first person to pin me here in the GWA..

Now back to The Outlaw.. Outlaw are you going to be like my other three opponents who have together had one interview between the three of them.. I mean my matches have been basically as easy as possible. Except that last match where I am still getting over a bum ankle, that is why I took last week off and only had an interview but that son of a b*tch Jimmy Jackson had to come out and mentally assaulted me and make look like a total idiot.. Outlaw you will NEVER do this to me.. You will never beat me and you will never even show up because I believe that you are a bigger p*ssy than the rest of my opponents. Its ridiculous that I put out maybe two or three interviews per match and all these guys get scared and wuss out and leave the GWA because I showed them why I am number one in EVERY womans book and why I should be number one wrestler here in the GWA.. Finrir of the fantastic Kindred, where is he? He is gone... That guy was huge, but he had no testicular fortitude to put me out.. He even got his finisher on me and could not keep me down.. Outlaw.. I put out my OWN BROTHER, Joey Jackson.. My own flesh and blood.. I ended his career because he was too stupid to realize that being with me was his best chance of surviving!! Kado.. I never even heard once from this guy.. Maybe I kicked his a$$ so hard that he never wanted to show his face again here in the GWA.. I did embaress him pretty bad by making him tap-out to my specialty, the Tap To Me JV!!! And Jason Craven? This is another no name cracker who never showed up except for the match and he got his butt whipped by me just like everyone else did..

Cameraman - Where is your handy sledge-hammer and where is That Guy Dave??

Viscous - Well the sledge-hammer is right inside the door.. You think I actually leave home without that thing?? That is the greatest thing EVER invented.. And That Guy Dave? I have no idea.. I have not talked to him for a few days but he is probably off doing his own thing... So if nothing else then I am going to go inside, its cold outside and there is beer inside waiting for me.. So even if you do have more question have a great night and you can leave and get off my property now before I call the cops to get you arrested..

*** Johnny, Kelsey and Bryan all turn around and start to walk inside.. The camera slowly starts to fade to black as the door slams in the cameraman's face... ***

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