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Date Posted: 23:59:31 11/27/00 Mon
Author: Julius "THE IDOL"Stryker
Subject: Cut off at the pass!




[They had strapped Julius into their limo and headed out of town with him to their next event, little did they know however that their paths would cross with, well a man that's come into play recently..Varian Grant. As the black limo that had taken away Julius made it's way down a city street so did Varian's his 1992 shadow obeying most traffic laws, he and Kay had ditched Blake and his disposal toilet some mintues back and if not for Varian's craving of for a hamburger they probably would have driven further..but as fate would have it they didn't pulling over into a Rally's Varian decided to go through the drive through, the black limo also making a stop for it's driver who requested a 'champ' burger© himself. Julius sat in the back of their limo disgruntled, one of the suited gents teased him.]

Man:What a burger big man?

Julius:Want a kunckle sandwich, fragger!?

[The man's smile left his face quickly, he was enraged Julius had done that to him the entire trip and made him look bad in front of his buddies so with a flood of rage the man quickly decided that Vince Borden's rage couldn't be that bad if he deliverd Julius Stryker dead, reaching for his gun Julius found the time needed to preform a pseudo big boot to the man's shoulder and confuse most the men in the limo in enough time for him to make his way out, Julius shoudlered the door until it opened and ran across the parking lot toward Rally's drive-thru, placing one hand on Varian's door knob he opened the door and jumped in just as Varian was handed his meal.]

Varian:What the f*ck!?

Julius:Drive!

Varian:What the f*ck!?!

Julius:Drive!!

Varian:WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!?

[A trail of bullets bounce off the sides of Varian's car and all talking i ceased as he pulls the car into gear and out the driveway the limp following closly behind...what could be going on? Espcacially at a time like this, to the GWA world, Julius Stryker wasen't ionvolved in a car chase right now, in fact he was on their television screens with this interview-

{A tape once again wobbles into view Julius Stryker with a unsatisfied look on his face.}

Julius:It does my heart good, to see Steven Fury out on his ass, it even does my heart good to see Damm with a bullet in his ass, hell I even gace three million to charity when looking at the way I bounced Nembrutiousuhhsly's bald head off the mat and watched the f*cker mutter out useless sht in pain the very next day!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What was some hearty sh!t!! I'm tellin' ya' what! BUT!! I was shocked and adamn right angered when I seen that GWA had once again booked me against the OutLaw, MUST I KICK YET ANOTHER LOSERS ASS UP INTO STARDOM...I'M TIRED OF MAKING PEOPLE'S ASS FAMOUS WITH MY SHOW DESIGN!! THAT SH!T'S GETTING REALLY OLD!! REALLY F'N QUICK!! YA' KNOW!! Let's talk about my opponent for a bit shall we, this man is as about a good wrestler as Cathy Jones is a good tight f**k! i'M SORRY FOR MY CHOICE OF WORDS BUT AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL THE IDOL'S A TAD PISSED RIGHT NOW!! So I'll tell you what OutLaw tomorrow after I win..and I will win you WILL be forced to admit that I am indeed the better wrestler..and then that's it GWA, that's it wrestling world!! IF I BEAT OUTLAW WEDNESDAY I DON'T EVER WANT TO FIGHT AND WASTE MY TIME PINNING HIS ASS TO THE MAT!! WEDNESDAY NIGHT THAT ASS IS GONNA SEE THE LIGHT!!

[That short interview concludes, and we come back to real time with Varian's car escaping danger, Somewhere in the backhalls of GWA, any rookie could tell you the tale of crowded lockerooms and hard wooden benches however when it came to super stars of the big names singular locker rooms were more than a suggestion it was a given. So for someone like Julius this seperate lcoker room that seperated the men from the boys was of the norm. He haden't put on any of his wrestling gear in fact he sat in a leather chair looking over a stack of papers, whatever the papers contained must have been of massive intrest and importance because Julius haden't noticed Varian and Kay'la's entrance into his room. Kay'la looked over at Varian who eaily closed the door as not to disturb the IDOL while reading, however the steel made door would not let it's sound go unheard as it buzzed shut Julius looked up seeing Varian and Kay'la he nodded and smirked.]

Julius:What's up kid?

Varian:Uhh, nothing sorry if we bothered you, we could come back-

Julius:Oh no, nah' man it's cool have a seat what's on your mind?

Varian:Well, we were just wondering if we could, wellllll

Kay'la:Get front row tickets tonight!!

Varian:(nervously laughs)Yeah, but that's okay if you don't have any because.

Julius:Hey that's no problem, I like ya' kid...I see alot of me in you if ya' can dig it, you just go ahead and sit whereever your hearts content tonight and I'll take care of everything ya' dig?

Varian:Thanks! You think you can really beat OutLaw!?

[That struck a nerve just when Julius had started to like this kid, he questioned his ability to beat the OutLaw...however Julius had to remember that Varian was a kid that looked up to him so he best not forget that Varian was a eager fan, not a snot nose jive taking reporter.]

Julius:Can I beat the OutLaw, history show's I've beat him more time's than his dad did his mom, and tonight that don't stop...what bugs the hell out of me is why I keep fighting freakin' circle people, actually I'm not sure if his ass is in circle now or not, but guess what?

Varian:What?

Julius:I don't give a care, what I do care about however is, what his ass has up his sleeves, either all thse times I've kicked his ass has finally killed off that last 3% of brain his dumb ass was running on or he's found a way to beat me..but I guaran-damn-tee you it won't work.

Kay'la:What if he attacks you with a weapon?

Julius:I wish I WISH to the thrid high preist of the twelth moon of the urika galaxy in the house of the queen esmaledia who wears the ring on her thumb that that idoitic fu*k-off would, he best have his insurance paid up in full and try and to trick state farm into thinking his ass is a car because he'll need full coverage...OHH! I'm starting to think I'm being kept down in this federation becuase night after night, I'm forced to add yet antoher name to the list of people who piss me off or asses I kick, frankly I'm tired of the sh!t, Stacen Fury got out of town before I could get to his ass, but he best me lucky that 'Mouth Job' Francis got him out of town we she did....because if she haden't...and I would have got a hold of his punk b!tch ass, he might has well have called Sean his mother and the rest of his family in a put them black atire in there rooms at the Raddison, becuase I've had f*ckin' killed that loser...he and the one-line circle b!tch...(looks at Kay) excuse me, that one line circle woman Stacey Jordan, I swaer to this day I felt a adamns apple on that chick! She's in the wrong division, just like some other red head asswipe I know by the name of OutLaw, I got his Eve right here!

[Julius points over at a door indicating that the door knob could fit up OutLaw's ass only a joke he and a select few would be able to laugh about, however the door opens as Tymolin stands there with a smile, Julius gestures his hand over to her using his thumbs as the pointer.]

Julius:What are the chances of that happening.

[He wiggles his eyebrow from left to right and back again a few times before Tym speaks.]

Tymolin:Julius your music's playing...time to go.

[Julius stands up and looks back at Varian.]

Julius:I'll see you after the match, we'll go out a celebrate or something.

[Julius makes his way out the locker room as Tymolin follows behind.]

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