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Date Posted: 19:09:28 09/29/00 Fri
Author: Essex/Cutter
Subject: Rayne,Hayle.and a few others

{The camera fades in on Cutter and Essex seated at a bar somewhere in downtown L.A. Essex is dressed in a custom made black Armani suit and his long black and silver hair is tied back by what looks to be a silver cord. Cutter on the other hand opted for black jeans and a Kittie t-shirt. Both seem to be lost in thought or falling down drunk finally Cutter looks at Jason solemnly and speaks}




Cutter: Jason old boy they are gonna destroy us!! I mean bloody hell why did we do it? Why did we agree to it?

{Essex looks at Cutter for a long time before speaking}




Essex: Because we are nuts? Hell if I know those two together are like a tornado. Nothing we can do now but hope for the best.

Cutter:( Motions to the camera) Now in our moment of fear..no stark terror the GWA sends out a camera crew to film the frightened Kindred.

{The camera guy sensing an exclusive decides to ask a few questions}

Cameraman: Are you telling the fans and the world you fear Hayle and Rayne?

{Cutter looks at the man and laughs so hard beer just about comes out of his nose}

Cutter: Fear Hayle and Rayne? Those two do not scare us one damn bit. No what Jason and I were talking about was we let our lovely women folk sweet-talk us out of our credit cards. It’s just a good thing we have far more money than sense! But seeing as how you brought those two up we will once again lower ourselves to talk about them.

Essex: Rayne and Hayle are coming for revenge just because we decided to try and cut some deadwood from the tag scene. The nerve of some people just surprises me at times. You two go on and on about how you’re veterans and are the underdogs in this match well I have news for you jerkoffs Cutter putting the two of you through a table will be nothing compared to what we have planned Wednesday.

Cutter: The Kindred are an anomaly here in The GWA. You see we do not care who runs this place as long as the checks clear. We take no sides unless we are paid to and the business opportunities in this place are at an all time high.

{Before Cutter can continue the bar goes quite as Chanel and Kenzie walk through the door loaded down with bags.}






{Cutter and Essex rush over and take the bags from the two shopping demons namely because they know what’s good for them. The ladies plop down on some stools and order food and some drinks.}

Cutter: So dear you ladies buy out the store?

{The girls just smile like Cheshire cats before Kenzie answers}

Kenzie: But honeeeee.You told me to get whatever I wanted.

{Cutter looks instantly guilty but looks relived when she starts laughing}

Cutter: You woman will be the death of me!!

{Chanel gives Jason a look who just smiles and shakes his head}

Jason: I’m not going to say a damn word.

Chanel: Oooo..Smart and sexy I guess I’ll keep you around awhile.

{Soon both women leave and head to the strange mystical land of the ladies room and our two heroes get back to talking that trash}

Essex: Hayle and Rayne you love to shoot your mouths off about what you’ve done in other federations. But I’m here to inform you that what you’ve done in the past means jack sh*t here! All you’ve done is get fired and come crawling back begging for your jobs. That bull you spouted off about intimidating Fury was just that a ton of bs. I made the mistake of going against The Circle once and you know what it got me? I had to take on Shadow Craven and his brother and to top it off I had a mystery partner but to make a long story short it was Fury and the next thing I know my head gets split with a chair. I have respect for the power that man has backing him and I will be the first to tell you that two slack jawed faggots like yourselves couldn’t intimidate a fly much less Fury.

Cutter: Any man who can keep M.J occupied for any length of time has my respect. That girl has the look of an evil pixie. But anyway if you lads think you have a shot in hell against think again it’s obvious that I have little regard for my opponent’s well being you boys may be the next ones to go on the feds disabled list. To some we may not be very ambitious at the moment we aren’t. Our goal at the moment is the tag belts and to be honest we do not care who has the bloody titles be it Damm who seems to not need a partner or Bock and Cage. We will challenge whoever holds the belt in our own polite well-mannered fashion.
{After that being said both men just grin and laugh}

Essex: You guys make me laugh you really do. Mainly because you feel the need to threaten women, camera crews, and the poor saps who come out to give your pathetic asses air-time.

Cutter: Very true the media is a bloody irritating thing but they are the ones that have shown the world our talents. They come out and brave some of the stupidest inbreeds just to collect a check they don’t deserve to be beaten on for doing their jobs. Wednesday will not be a good night for you boys and if we deem it necessary for a few others we have an agenda and eventually our goals will be accomplished in a very bloody fashion.

Essex: Bloody but with style. Anybody can kick ass but when you are The Ravishing one you gotta kick ass and look damn good doing it. And damnit I always look good!!

{Cutter gives Essex an odd look and shrugs as the women return. After retaking their seats and get settled in Cutter looks back at the camera}

Cutter: There is no more promo. Now PISS OFF!!

{ The scene slowly fades out}

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