The Way Things Are Gonna Be For Insurrection! (Melissa Faith, Hot Chick, Stephanie Connor, Trace VanReardon, and That Guy Dave) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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Date Posted: 22:48:50 09/17/00 Sun
Author: Vixxxen
Subject: The Way Things Are Gonna Be For Insurrection! (Melissa Faith, Hot Chick, Stephanie Connor, Trace VanReardon, and That Guy Dave)

The scene opens up in a darkened arena as Vixxxen sits in the middle of an empty wrestling ring. She glances up at the camera and shakes her head sorrowfully�

Vixxxen: For Pete�s sake! Won�t that Connor b*tch just hurry up and die! I quit watching soap operas about 10 years ago� but I find myself in the middle of one now! Here I am� the sweet innocent virgin� errrrr� well� I�m sweet and innocen� errrr� OKAY!! Maybe I�m just f*cking sweet! But anyway� I�m the sweet victim and Trace� is the big strapping hansom hunk that really loves me, but he�s stuck in a bad relationship with a scheming conniving little witch� ahhh� that would be Stephanie!

Vixxxen laughs as a long slow smile makes it�s way across her face�

Vixxxen: Anyhow� just like television� this story will have a happy ending! Especially seeing how this week at Insurrection� I�ll be at the show� Trace will be at the show� but alas! That skanky ass ho Stephie won�t be!

Vixxxen gives clever smile from behind her black latex mask�

Vixxxen: It�s gonna be a wonderful day for us all� I�m gonna finally get my hands on Trace. And trust me� I�m gonna give him a ride that he never thought was possible! But even before all of that happens� I�m gonna show my dominance by beating the living hell out of a pair of sl*ts that have no business being in the ring against me� THE RIGHTFULL WOMEN�S CHAMPION!

Vixxxen narrows her eyes�

Vixxxen: I�ve beaten Stephanie Connor 2 times already and I still have no belt to show for it because I get screwed every single time! Well� on Insurrection� there will be no one there to screw me�

Vixxxen smiles�

Vixxxen: Except for Trace� but that�s for after the card!

Vixxxen grins slyly, but it�s quickly replace by a more serious look�

Vixxxen: As for Hot Chick and �The Jackass Dave�� I saw what you had to say� and I must admit� I didn�t understand a word of it! But that�s okay�. I know what the hell is going on here! Whatever affliction that rancid little Ho-Bag of yours has that makes her freakin mute must be contagious! But it�s no biggy since what you have to say doesn�t mean sh*t to me! All that you need to concern yourself with is the fact that when I b*tch slap that circus sideshow mime of yours all over the ring and then I perch her up on the top turn buckles�

Vixxxen shakes out her long blonde locks�

Vixxxen: She�s gonna be in for one of the best and worst experiences of her life!

Vixxxen looks down her long frame and runs her hands down seductively�

Vixxxen: Just like an expensive luxury hotel� they come for the scenery� they love what we have to eat� but when they get the bill� it hurts like hell! But don�t worry about having to watch her suffer through it� you�ll get to live the adventure yourself! I promise!!!

Vixxxen turns her attention to Melissa Faith�

Vixxxen: And then on to Ms. Faith. You and Connor are cut from the same cheesy ass, bargain basement, sh*t rag! All I hear is you blabbing about how scared you are and how much you suck! Well Ms. Faith� I hope you have your dental plan in place! I�m gonna do a number on your trailer park trash ass and send you back Yonkers wishing you had never seen the inside of a wrestling ring!

Vixxxen pounds her gloved fist into her open palm�

Vixxxen: On Insurrection I�m gonna complete Hot Chicks listing of handicaps when I leave her deaf, dumb, and blind! Her little roommate Dave is gonna receive a shoe leather enema! And Ms. Faith is leaving the arena just like she came in� ugly, skanky, and WINNLESS!

Vixxxen grins as the scene fades�

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