
Bill Bendix: ...888 for the nationally syndicated, much talked about, and all too often imitated, the Bill Bendix Show! Tonight my guest for this segment is none other then our old friend, who's known far and wide to wrestling fans all over, as... The one, and hopefully the only, ...the OutLaw!
Let's get right to it man! DUDE! You got swerved two Insurrections ago! Rachel Winston is the GWA's Falconer's Champion? C'mon buddy! Give me a break! What were you thinking when you jumped in that ring and attacked Bock?! You helped Rachel Winston, a non athlete, pin Sebastian Bock!
The OutLaw: Obviously I wasn't thinking, man. (Chuckling) I just flashed on all that crap that Cock was spewing, and ran out to face...
Bill Bendix: Okay! Okay! While we're here, let's address that! Cause you're about to mention how you ran up when Stacy Lynn Jordan appeared. What is the deal with the two of you?!
The OutLaw: No deal!
Bill Bendix: Whaddaya mean no deal?! The two of you have been trading mooney eyes, playing head games with one another, and she helps swerve you into helping Winston win the Falconer's title! There's something going on!
The OutLaw: Nope sorry. You want to talk to Skylar Thomas about the two of them being an item. I'm learning my lesson...
Bill Bendix: (Laughing) What?! To give the ladies a wide berth?! ABOUT TIME!!!
(They're both laughing)
Dude, you have had the worst luck with females in this occupation. You need to hook with a librarian or something. But with your luck, it'll be true about what they say about the quiet ones and she'll be a leather wearing, whip wielding freak! Then again...
The OutLaw: ...(laughing) then again!
Bill Bendix: It's kinda hard to imagine you being able to settle with anything short of the Marquis De Sade's ex girlfriend. Speaking of which, now you're hooked up with Rachel Winston. Oh, excuse me... MS. Winston! She's your manager, and now you have to defend HER title for her, next Wednesday! How the hell do you get yourself into these things?
The OutLaw: I dunno! Nor do I care. As much as I want to pull Cock's head off his shoulders, and spit down his neck, ...I still don't give a crap about the Falconer's title!
Bill Bendix: (distant voice talking to someone else) Can he call him Cock, even after threatening to pull his head off? Okay. I'm sorry go ahead.
The OutLaw: That's it! There's nothing more! I don't care about Cock! I don't care about the Falconer title, and I am quickly losing patience with Rachel. Me, I'm gonna enjoy having a GWA show in my home town, and watch it with old friends at my house!
Bill Bendix: You mean you're not showing again! Cause when you did show, Bock ended looking up at the lights with Winston on top of him.
The OutLaw: (Laughing) Which would make you think he'd thank me! He finally got a real woman on top of him, unfortunately like all the other girls he ever had it cost him. Naw! I can't deal with him! Now he's crying he's a manic depressive or whatever! Screw that! As far as I'm concerned, if I have to step in the ring with him, he better have multiple personalities and bring all of them to help him! But no. Rachel is on her own...
Bill Bendix: Wow! Here we go again! You're listening to the Bill Bendix show, we'll be right back...
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