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Bill Bendix: ...elcome back to the number one rated Bill Bendix Show. With my guest, the one and hopefully only, ...OutLaw. We've been discussing how he got swerved by two chicks, his very own manager Rachel Winston. Now he finds himself next Wednesday in a rematch of sorts with Sebastian Bock for the very Falconer title that Rachel Winston now carries. A match he says he will NOT attend. I gotta ask ya buddy, and don't take it the wrong way, ...but are you afraid of Bock?

The OutLaw: (Snickers) Afraid? Afraid not. As a matter of fact, the only thing that I'm afraid of is when I see Bock's wasted more air time for one of his Robin Leach wannabe moments, to go on yet another unoriginal, repititive rants about me and Rachel. For cryin' out loud, the only creative thing that empty nut sack has ever done, is attempt to speak the english language. Jeez, the pinhead supposedly went to college! And he talks like he has a set of sweaty balls in his mouth... hheeeyyy!

Bill Bendix: Okay. Okay. I don't want to hear about Bock's balls. So you really aren't going to show?

The OutLaw: Nope! I've said it before, I am not interested in the Falconer title. On the other hand, I hear Rachel's gotten rather attached to the belt.

Bill Bendix: (Laughing)Dude, you are cold! Cause Ms. Winston's in serious trouble, cause I don't think she can count on Stacey Lynn Jordan for help this time. With the split in the Circle and all.

The OutLaw: (Laughing) Aawwwwww...

Bill Bendix: (Laughing) Oh. It was a really good idea for the Circle to recruit you. You're a real team player! (They both laugh) Let's go to the phones... Okay Miami, Florida you're on.

Listener: Hey Bill. Love your show! Hey OutLaw! Love watchin' ya. Bill, I think I've figured out the OutLaw's problem in the SWA. Lack of respect!

Bill Bendix: Good point. Both Bock and Damm spoke some serious smack about the OutLaw. Has this had an affect on you OutLaw?

The OutLaw: Y'know I hadn't realized it till Damm opened his mouth. When I made comments I kept loose, cause I had no issues with him, and see him doing some lame schtick at a steak place, reliving moments of when he wore cowboy suits as a kid. That's what bothers me, this putt heads do these lame bits about "the Outlaw", as some western motif thing. Huh? Since when? I don't wear spurs or a hat, I don't say " I reckon". I'm the OutLaw, cause I never followed rules, and that is what the fed heads referred to me as.

But instead, I'm looking at Priss Ma'am, living through another clairol moment and doing bad western jokes. Obviously the OutLaw has been sleeping on it, if I gotta put up with this crap, and Bock's same old bits every time. So, yeah, I think it's led to me being a little distant of the fed.

Bill Bendix: Hmmm... I hadn't thought of that. Pasadena, you're on...

Listener: (Old man) You're evil!

Bill Bendix: (Both laugh) Ppffffttttt... He's evil?

The OutLaw: (Laughing) I think he means you.

Listener: No, you!

Bill Bendix: (Laughing) Okay, just why is the OutLaw evil?

Listener: He can't be trusted. And now that witch Rachel Winston has him in with that den of fornicators, the Circle.

Bill Bendix: Uh, what about that OutLaw?

The OutLaw: I don't think I'm evil. Evil is being made to sit through a Cock, Skylar "Boring @$$" Thomas, "The Beagle" Mopey Jackson, or Prissy Ma'am bit. Now that is evil! But hell, I don't think trust is ever an issue with me. I don't ask anyone to trust me. I never put anyone in a position that they have to trust me. I've always done what I wanted, and will keep doing that. If that makes me evil, then we are living in an evil nation.

Listener: Did you see the way that Winston lady sits on the Circle logo, like she's riding a broom. She is a witch, and she is evil. Just like that Circle...

Bill Bendix: Ooookay! I think you have Rachel Winston confused with the OutLaw's former manager. We'll be back after these messages.