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Date Posted: 14:13:45 09/15/00 Fri
Author: Open it up!!
Subject: Lots of interesting stuff for my 1st rp! (Trace, Jackson, Kado, Craven)

*** A dark shadow shows up on the big screen as a Gladiator-Wrestling Alliance, house show is rolling right along.. The man has a long leather trench coat on which you can see as he walks underneth of a light post in a dark alley.. The man continues to walk as you can hear gun fire and police sirens in the background... The camera continues to follow this man until the man stops and turns around..

The man has his hands in his coat pocket as he walks closer to the cameraman... The face becomes clearer and clearer as he walks closer to the camera.. He stops all of a sudden and points at the cameraman and tells him to come closer.. The man squats down next to a bum that is sleeping on a card board box.. ***

The Man - Well, Well, Well, what do we have here? You see this is the problem with America today.. It disgust me to walk down a street or even an alley way in America, in these days that come to us.. People laying on the streets, people freezing to death because the economy can not afford to build houeses for these poor pathetic souls that live amongst us today.. America is suppose to be the land of the free.. The home of the brave.. Life filled with liberty.. Does this prove that America is any better than any other country in the world? I guess not.. Now, as you walk throughout Canada for instance, you will NEVER see one of our Canadian people having to disgrace himself and his family by sleeping on a card-board box.. We Canadians take pride in our family, and what other people think of us.. Unlike the filth that lives throughout America, we Canadians love and respect everything about our heritage and our country.. Now follow me..

*** The mystery man gets up from squatting and turns around to walk away.. He continues to walk towards the end of the alley way when all of a sudden a BOOOM!!! comes out of nowhere.. The man continues to walk without even flinching.. The camera jerks back over to get the man back into focus.. They approach the end of the alley and starts to walk across the street.. Cars speed up and fly by as he just will not stop.. He continues to walk across the street as people continue to fly by in their cars and yell profain names like "A$$hole" and "Dumb F*ck".. The man reaches the side of the street and stops.. He turns back around and looks straight at the camera.. ***

The Man - Having fun yet? Well I think we will stop here and talk, because I am tired of walking... Now what do you want.. You want to know my name.. Shhh.. Do not even talk, you American piece of trash.. First off, my name is Johnny Viscous.. Yeah thats right.. Johnny Viscous has made it back to the Gladiator-Wrestling Alliance... I still think this place is a dump but oh well.. I need money, and I have been out of wrestling for a couple of long months now, and I think it is time for me to get back into it.. And another thing about me is.. I do not wrestle for the fans.. I wrestle for me!! I wrestle for the money that is behind it and everything that I get in return.. So its basically ALL ABOUT ME!!

Why did I come here your probably going to ask next... I know all of these stupid and idiotic question that you dumb cameraman think of.. I have been through this a hundred times before and I think it is utterly ridiculous that you, an american fool for one, has been sent here to do the work of that moron who runs this pathetic federation.. Whats his name again? Oh well, hell it does not even matter... Now back to the question.. I am here to get money and to show the world that Canada is a better and more ethical society of individual athletes that will once again reign supreme here in this god for saken sh*t hole of a world we live in..

Next question is probably going to pertain to my match next week against Jason Craven and Kado.. Who are these guys anyway.. They are probably thinking the same thing about me right this very moment.. They are also probably saying, this guy sucks and he will be a push-over and one of you will get the easy victory right!! WRONG!! You do not know me, you do not know my wrestling style either!! You will never figure me out, because once you think you know what I am going to do next, HA!! I will change that certain move or even just make you look so stupid that either one of you will have to run home to your fat-out of shape mothers because you can not afford to live anywhere else..

I usually wait until someone has had their interview so I have more to talk about but I guess you two flaming fagots.. But what can I say to two total morons who have no idea what a Canadian can do in the ring.. I really do not care what you two have to say about me and my heritage or the Canadian Culture.. Everything that you say will go in one ear and frankly straight out the other.. Its totally ridiculous that I have to waste my time with such trash but oh well someone has to do it.. And it will be a good stepping stone for me!!

Do not even speak.. I do not want to hear your voice alright.. You are here to hold that damn camera and make sure I look as good as I always do!! In my day, I have had a few run ins with a few people here in the GWA.. Trace Van Reardon!! I remember you.. You and your group of goons.. I once actually wanted to join you guys, but now that I think of it.. Why? All you guys do is go around getting people from behind.. I know how you are Trace.. Do not lie to anyone, you fagot! HOW on gods green earth could you EVER be a champion.. The talent roster in this place must suck for you to actually be seven and one.. Also, The Circle? What kind of a group is this? You want to know a GREAT group filled with wrestlers that can actually be trusted... Thats the Path of Rage.. Thats right.. The POR was the GREATEST alliance to EVER hit the wrestling world.. Damn, I just thought of a great idea... Anyways..

I also know a guy by the name of Joey Jackson.. Someone who is suppose to be close to me.. Someone that is filled with so much hate and regrets that he did not even realize that our skank a$$ whore of a mother was sleeping around with any and every guy she could get her hands on.. So I did the only thing I could ever think of doing... I burnt the little b*tch six feet into the ground.. HAHAHAHA!!!

Well, you little bastard of a child, I am getting quite cold and I want to go eat a pizza or something before I go to bed in this god for saken town.. One more thing, before you know it I will have taken over this crappy place and I will once again be known as "Too Hott For Television.."!!

*** Johnny turns around and starts to walk away as the cameraman starts to fade the camera to black.. You can hear Johnny still laughing histerically as he walks away from the camera.. The picture jumps back to the arena where the people in the audience are booing and throwing drinks and pop corn boxes and anything they can find at the big screen.. Security has to rush out to try to settle the crowd down but now people start throwing chairs and they are bombarding the ring and ripping it down... The scene fades to black as the american crowd goes totally nuts throughout the arena.. ***

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