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[ The scene opens with Shawn G. Bailey and Sonny Maivia DeVine approaching the GWA Corporate Offices. Both men looking determined and ready for action. Out of now where comes the GWA promo crew thrusting microphones and firing questions at them. ]

GWA Extreme Reporter: Hey Sonny DeVine, Shawn G. Bailey...It seems that your first match in the GWA turned out to be a bust. Any thoughts?

Shawn G.: Damn! It's times like this that I wish abortions were retroactive.

GWA Extreme Reporter: Insult me all you want but let's face it. You guys both suck. You come here talking about Michael DeVine and being better than him and you two can't even win your first match. Tell me Sonny DeVine, how does it feel to be a loser?

Shawn G.: Why don't you get lost and for the record, if it had not been for distractions...Sonny MAIVIA DeVine would have won the match. Not to mention the fact that The Superstar of the new millennium had a 104 fever and was suffering from the flu he was still there. The fact is that he was prepared for a singles match but a four way battle he was not. I mean he had to face men he had never seen on video muchless in the ring...

GWA Extreme Reporter: Sounds to me like you are making the most pitiful f*cking excuses I have ever seen. I don't know what gutters you clowns crawled out of but you both need to go back. You both suck. You know I bet if Michael DeVine was wrestling now, he would kick both of your asses. Hell, Sonny-boy here couldn't beat Justin Garcia, Chris Carpenter nor Barry Odessy...

[ Without warning, Sonny Maivia DeVine kicks the GWA Extreme Reporter in the groin. The reporter doubles over and SMD stomps and kicks the GWA Extreme Reporter with his pointy toed $100 Gucci boots. Jamming his heel into the reporter's face he opens a big bloody gash on his forehead. Shawn G. urges Sonny on as the irate wrestler pulls the reporter to his feet and rips open his shirt and chops the reporter on his bare chest. The reporter drops grasping his chest and crying in pain. SMD picks him up again and delivers a tornado DDT on the reporter, who is knocked out. Maivia DeVine turns the the camera man who is standing there scared for his life but still filming. ]

Sonny Maivia DeVine: YOU KNOW WHAT! I'm pissed off. Now when this jerk off wakes up you tell him that I kicked his ass. And I will kick it again and again and again. Yeah, I lost the four way, big whooppee! But guess what I am not done yet. Barry Odessy, you sack of hog slop, I have something that you will love...a hawaiian ass kicking. It's a damn shame that the TV cameras clicked off when I was running your head into the guard rail the TV audience didn't see me kicking your lightweight falconer ass all over Honolulu. Business is about to pick up and you are the top man on my list to finish the unfinished business...As for Michael DeVine, hey cousin, whenever you want to bring yourself out of retirement...I will be waiting for you and when that day comes....You will regret it. At the PPV in Rome, Italy history will be made, champions crowned, and dreams fulfilled. There will also be pain, blues and agony. There will be the smashing of teeth and the breaking of bones. No one will ever be the same when it is all over. Now, get that damn camera out of here before I decide to kick your ass...and get this trash out of the parking lot, he's stinking up the place.

[ Sonny Maivia DeVine and Shawn G. Bailey walk away as the camera man focuses on his fallen colleague and turns the camera off. ]