Take A Step Into Your New Reality! (Stacey Lynn Jordan, Melissa Faith, Hot Chick, Stephanie Connor, Trace VanReardon, and anyone else who cares to catch a bad case of �Cat Scratch Fever!�) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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Date Posted: 22:05:00 09/22/00 Fri
Author: Violent Femmes
Subject: Take A Step Into Your New Reality! (Stacey Lynn Jordan, Melissa Faith, Hot Chick, Stephanie Connor, Trace VanReardon, and anyone else who cares to catch a bad case of �Cat Scratch Fever!�)

The scene opened in a darkened corner of The Olympic Arena in Rome Italy as Vixxxen paced back and forth, her black cape bellowing as she pulled absently at her long blonde hair. She paused abruptly and looked into the GWA camera, then continued pacing and pulling at her hair as she began ranting�

Vixxxen: How many b*tches in this federation are willing to risk their very lives to screw me over! Hot Chick and Melissa Faith� I�ll get to you f*cking b*tches soon enough! But right now I need to address one person and one person ONLY!
Vixxxen turns to the camera with a slight snarl�

Vixxxen: Stacey Lynn Jordan! Girlfriend� I don�t know what in the hell your goddamn problem is� but you just made the biggest mistake of your life when you put your f*cking hands on me! Circle or no Circle! You and I are gonna dance� and I promise you that you�ll have to worry about a whole hell of a lot more than a damn stubbed toe when I�m done with you!

Vixxxen laughs as a long slow smile makes it�s way across her face�

Vixxxen: You see� I�m tired� SICK AND DAMN TIRED� of being screwed out of wins and out of The damn women�s title that I�ve earned time and time again! So I�ve taken out a little insurance policy to ensure that I get what�s coming to me! Jordan� you f*cking psychotic hoochie mama hood-rat! Once I take the women�s title on this weekend�s PPV� you can damn well bet your last rock of crack cocaine that I�m gonna take that golden title belt and shove it straight up your ass!

Vixxxen gives clever smile from behind her black latex mask�

Vixxxen: Now that the unpleasant business of dealing with that Circle skeezer is done� let me move on to four other sl*ts that are gonna pay the piper in gold this weekend!

Vixxxen narrows her eyes�

Vixxxen: I�m gonna start out with my personal favorite� the inventor of the Electric Boogaloo� �Ice Cold� Stephanie Connor! I�m not gonna dwell on you for too long because your reign as champion as well as your career is almost at an end! You�ve had help from nearly everyone in the federation in keeping that woman�s title around your undeserving waist! Well hooker! This weekend...

Vixxxen smiles as she shows off her curvaceous frame�

Vixxxen: I�ll be taking that title from you� and this time� there is no one to save you!

Vixxxen grins slyly, but it�s quickly replace by a more serious look�

But I�ll be the first to admit it� I�m at a bit of a disadvantage in this match with everyone gunning for me. Seeing how I�m the number one female athlete out there� who can blame them! Let�s start at the bottom with Celia Thomas shall we?

Vixxxen shakes out her long blonde locks�

Vixxxen: Celia� you showed me what you were made of last week when you took such a beating at my hands that you actually quit and ran out of the match with your tail tucked between your legs like the little b*tch that you are! So there is no doubt that you are beaten already! I beat your ass twice before� and assuming that you are stupid enough to show your ugly face here in Rome� I�ll be more than happy to beat your ass a third time!

Vixxxen stands up and walks into the light�

Vixxxen: That leaves Hot Chick and Melissa Faith�

Vixxxen pounds her gloved fist into her open palm�

Vixxxen: You two proved to be a good team on Insurrection as both of you f*cking wh*res screwed me out of my rightful victory! It took the both of you to put me down for the count last week� but when the gold is on the line� will the two of you be so eager to work together? I don�t think so!
Vixxxen shakes her head�

Vixxxen: So when the bell sounds and you�re looking across the ring at each other and wondering which of you are going to walk out of Rome as the champion� you can both cast a look over in this direction!

As the camera pulls back, a tall slinky woman in a patchwork leather catsuit comes up from behind Vixxxen and puts her arms seductively around her. Vixxxen turns her head toward the mysterious woman who saved her from Stacey Jordan on Insurrection and the two exchange a sensual kiss before Vixxxen focuses her attention back to the camera�

Vixxxen: You see� just like everyone else in The GWA who has someone to watch their back� I needed someone without all the hang-ups that my dear sweet man Trace has to watch my back�

The woman slides around Vixxxen�s body and comes to rest at her feet as she sits there, still holding on to Vixxxen�

Vixxxen: And to watch my front� from time to time.

Vixxxen leans down and smiles at the woman�

Vixxxen: Why don�t you be a dear and introduce yourself to the lovely people�

The woman smiles at Vixxxen as she licks out her tongue and runs it around her lips. Her haunting green eyes focus on the camera as she addresses the masses for the first time�

Pussy Galore: The name is Galore� Pussy Galore! And I�ve come here for one reason and one reason only� to ensure that my mistress gets what�s owed to her� namely The GWA Valkyrie Championship. It�s funny to think that any of you really believe that you stand a chance against Vixxxen� my dear sweet little Vixxxen!

Pussy Galore narrows her eyes�

Pussy Galore: The GWA is positively riddled with ignorant wankers who�d sale their own mother for success! I don�t exclude myself from those numbers� but I will say this much� if there are any mothers that need to be worried out there�

Pussy Galore bares her teeth�

Pussy Galore: It�s only the motherf*ckers who think they can get over on Vixxxen and I! But just so notice is served properly� it�s not only the bloody women in the Valkyrie match that are gonna feel the brunt of my arrival� but quite a few others may get a bad case of �Cat Scratch Fever!�

Pussy Galore smiles and lets out a low guttural purr. Vixxxen kneels down beside Pussy Galore and tosses her arm around her�

Vixxxen: Today is a new era here in The GWA� you see� collectively� the duo of myself and Pussy Galore are going to get every single thing that is owed to us�

Pussy Galore taps the tips of her long nails against the concrete floor before dragging them across it�s surface�

Pussy Galore: Whether it�s Stacey Jordan laying at my feet and begging for forgiveness, or one of the doomed b*tches scheduled to be destroyed by my lovely Vixxxen this weekend�

She pauses and looks at Vixxxen with a secretive grin�

Pussy Galore: Or some other poor helpless chap� the result will be us taking what we want� and you� getting what we allow you to have!

Vixxxen smiles at Pussy Galore and it�s returned with a lick of her tongue. Vixxxen grins and looks back at the camera�

Vixxxen: I hope you�re all ready for the Femmes�

Vixxxen and Pussy Galore share another deep kiss as the scene fades�

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