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Date Posted: 08:21:57 09/28/00 Thu
Author: Essex/Cutter
Subject: Two Natural Disasters Looking for a place to happen

{The scene opens up on the Chapel family castle’s “Rumpus Room” which resembles a huge arcade. It has games from Pong to air hockey, it is at the air hockey table we find the lovely Chanel and Cutter’s soon to be wife Kenzie engaged in an intense game}

Chanel



Kenzie

{Neither woman seems to care who wins they just seem to be killing time. Soon the camera pans around the room and comes to rest on “Ravishing” Jason Essex and the insane leader of The Kindred Cutter. Both men are dressed casually in jeans and t-shirts and seem to be deep in conversation. Jason is the first to notice the intruding camera}




Jason: Well it looks like the GWA sent out some lackeys to get an interview with the best team in the federation. My esteemed comrade Cutter and I finally get to finish the job we started on Hayle and Rayne. You see boys you are stupid very, very stupid. When Fury fired your sorry asses you should have stayed gone but oh no you came back on your hands and knees begging for your jobs back. And what did it get you? Beaten and humiliated at the hands of The GWA’s most violent stable. You two are jokes and will be easy as hell to put on the shelf. You two are no more than punching bags to us.

{Essex goes back to his drink as Cutter turns to the camera with a smirk and begins to spout off as is normal for this nut}



Cutter: Cross Method, Alexander Brass, Kado, Heavy Artillery, Alek Cage. What do these men all have in common? The Kindred have hurt them all at some point some aren’t here anymore and the others haven’t been the same since. Hayle and Rayne you both know bloody well what we will do to win all you have to do is look at the tapes of our matches. I proved to Daher that his two big goons couldn’t protect him Brass I put into a coma Kado I destroyed at the pay-per-view you two and Cage became part of an idiot sandwich. The Kindred are poised on the brink of greatness and you wankers are the lucky two that get to witness it first hand.

{Both men look over to their women and start to laugh as the two ladies try to play pool a game neither Cutter or Essex could ever get a grasp on soon Essex looks at the camera}

Jason: Both of you make me sick not only are you both ugly but you like to hit women eh? Well boys you now get to see what a real sexy man looks like and also get the privilege of getting your asses handed to you by a wrestling machine and the craziest son of a bitch on this planet you’ll be lucky if you aren’t vegetables after the match.
Cutter: Heh..after Wednesday you two will be up in Fury’s office begging for him to fire you again just so you’ll never have to face us again. Or for all I bloody know you two are there now wanting your releases to get out of this match. Men like you are all the same breed of coward you push women around to look all bad but when the time comes to pay the piper you all but sh*t your knickers and cower in the corner.

{Both men look at each other a nod sagely as they take sips from their drinks. After a few moments Essex gets up and heads over to play Silent Scope leaving the poor camera crew alone with Cutter}

Cutter: You fans of the GWA should be bloody damn ashamed of yourselves!! You cheer these cowards then boo the men who try to teach them the error of their ways. (Shakes his head) It’s people like you that give this fine sport a bad name. At Insurrection I hope you people boo the living hell out of us as we take two wastes of space and make them into kibble. And if you boo really loud boys and girls I may just decide to burn these two like I did Daher and Brass now that would be a ratings grabber!! Plus it may get me another cover of PWI.

{Cutter’s eyes light up at the prospect of cheap publicity and he rushes over to the phone. The camera pans over to Essex who is walking over to Chanel. After giving her a quick kiss he heads back to the bar.}

Jason: Rayne and Hayle two men that judging by their names never won a spelling bee and you can tell by looking at them that the only action they see is if they head down to the red light district and pay for it. But all that aside it seems they can’t wrestle either you boys had trouble with Heavy Artillery for the love of god!! We took those jokers to school twice. You two can’t hang in the same league with The Ravishing one hell little league would probably be a challenge to you two. I grow tired of talking about two fat out of shape sweat hogs so if you will excuse me The Kindred have far better things to do than talk about dogcrap.

{The camera pans over to Cutter and picks up some of his phone conversation}

Cutter: What do you mean I can’t get any napalm by the fourth?

{ The scene quickly fades out}

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