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Subject: Ode To Sheep (happy birthday!)


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The Infamous Mysterious Soy of Wonder
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Date Posted: 22:55:24 02/25/05 Fri
 O, troubled sheep
I know not your name
But you moved a pantheist creep
To prey for you in class
And for me, that’s a leap, sheep.

O, beloved sheep
I don’t know your name, but you seem pretty cool
Though this poem ain’t deep
You could move a vegetarian
To murder a peep –
eep! Sheep!

O, birthday sheep
I hope your day is swell
I hope no one makes you weep
And if that jerk cheats on you
We’ll kick his pimpin [BLEEP!]
Though I’d hate to promote revenge
We’ll run him over with a jeep, sheep.

SOY LOVES YOU!!!
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