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Subject: Re: hello is anyone there?????


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Buffer the umpire slayer
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Date Posted: 12:08:31 09/10/03 Wed
In reply to: someone who is lonely 's message, "hello is anyone there?????" on 12:10:41 09/03/03 Wed

Hiya, whats this club about then?
I just came across it on my VW travels.
Do you lot meet regularly? If so where?
So why are you lonely? Is it because you have no friends? Or because everyone in the club doesn't like you?
You dont smell do you? I had a dog once, he smelled. It was very bad, sometimes like a rustic toilet seat.
I dont smell (not that i know of) Had a bit of a b.o. problem once, I thought i had a cure for it by messing in my pants, but im afraid that was just a temparary cure, people started to stare at me, it also didnt do much good to the washing machine.
Im a lot better now, i dont poo myself, and the b.o. smell has gone since when i washed my arm pits with sulphuric acid. It bloody well hurt for a while, but now its ok.
Anyway, i must go as i have to go and tuck mother into bed (she doesnt like Volkswagens you know, she hates them. Doesnt even like me talking about them).
As i said, i must go but if you want to talk on this forum, i will be able to look in when mother is in her deep sleep (i crunch a few sleeping pills into her horlicks when she isnt watching)
Good bye and i hope to speak to any of the Jammie Dodgers soon.
Martin
P.S. could you e-mail me with any subscription details if that is ok. I think i might enjoy being a Jammie Dodger.
Bye

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