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Date Posted: 12:26:48 10/04/02 Fri
Author: COCK 1
Subject: Re: Stirring the pot
In reply to: Ryan 's message, "Stirring the pot" on 14:45:23 10/02/02 Wed

> The title of my post represents two things...number
>1, trying to keep the stagnant waters of the message
>board from stinking like it has for the past couple
>weeks...and #2...to make light of Judd's star WR's
>recent mishaps. According to sources...it appears that
>Randy did a little more than just have one of his
>"boyz" leave some weed in his G-ride. The Nads may be
>going "Randy-less" in the near future, as a suspension
>may be near. Oh, well...Judd has disappeared since his
>recent 2 game skid anyway.
> In other happenings...is Buffalo Turds owner Curt
>Schwartzkopf paying attention?? He should go right to
>the top of Ewen's "Lube List" after starting Warrick
>Dunn. Dunn was home eating nachos during the games
>last week, as he had a bye.
> Speaking of teams that have taken a drastic fall
>from great heights. How did the Titos win 2 league
>championships?? Since the beginning of 2001, they are
>5-22. Yes...5-22. That's 18.5%. That's horrible.
> ..And now we've added the Gamecocks to the league.
>While we could say that they have done a fine job (and
>they have), wouldn't you think if your team started
>out the season at 4-1...you'd maybe trade or pick up a
>QB. Maybe Co-owner Phil Seevers was hoping we could
>just "use" his stats from his homecoming victory as he
>QB'd Concordia College over Dana.
> By the way...did you guys like Ewen's new twin on
>my "twins" page??
> So...Dynek's QB, Kordell Stewart, has the mumps and
>he's been benched. I like how they try to cover it up
>by saying that he's playing bad. He's been playing
>poorly for 5 years. Hopefully, Kordell didn't infect
>Hines Ward with the mumps epidemic, or he'll be
>without a WR also.
> Hey Burritos...you're 3-2...I thought you'd be
>happy to by #4. Although, I do agree...a 10th place
>ranking by the Old Timers was a little harsh. Note to
>Quint...after winning the HDOW, he ranked me 11th, so
>I'm with you on this one.
> Thanks to all 6 out of 20 owners for participating
>in the coaches poll. I noticed that the Gamecocks and
>Nads didn't participate after their recent skids.
>Boobs. Dynek just had a kid and he still got his
>rankings in, after he finished surfing his internet
>sites.
> Is Shawn Kreifels still alive?? Is he a member of
>the SkinBoat, or should I just make it "Jeff Ewen" in
>the section to list ownership of a team??
> I believe that tonight is "Little Piezano Night" at
>Valentino's, so we will not look to hear from Koolen
>on the message board.
> Where is Brad Bell?? The guy has the first good
>team that he has EVER fielded...I would think he'd be
>tossing out smack...defending himself...but no. Since
>he was arrested at the All Star Game back in July,
>Bell has been a model citizen. Maybe those anger
>management classes are working.
> The Coaches apparently do not have high regard for
>the ability of the newcomers, the Gamecocks. Despite a
>modest 4-2 record, they are ranked just 10th. That is
>just 2 spots higher than the 1-6 Skin Boat. Hopefully,
>they will have a rebuttal, or they should end up on
>Ewen's "Speedbump" List.
> Speaking of Speedbumps...I have to nominate head
>PoonTangen, Jon Tangen...what a sandbagger. He is the
>Lou Holtz of the league. Here's the ranking that he
>has given his team so far this year: 8th, 1st, 8th,
>7th, 5th. Oooops, shouldn't have let that "1st" slip
>in there after Week #1. Sandbagger.
> Where's Hot Gravy?? After Mike Endorf choked in
>the Fantasy Golf League and lost in the last week of
>the season, he's been no where to be found. I realize,
>that when your team is hapless and 1-5 (just like
>co-owner Jay Rine's NY Jets -- yeah there is actually
>a Jets fan in Nebraska)..you don't do much bantering,
>but c'mon guys.
> So...in summary:
>* Brad Bell...let's hear how you're gonna kick Lou's
>a$$ this weekend.
>* Jon...I'm sure you'd like to tell us how Brad's
>gonna kick your a$$ this weekend.
>* Bartley..tell us all (not just me on the phone) how
>your team is so good.
>* Judd...find 5 minutes this weekend to banter about
>how your team is deep even without Potsi and Marshall.
>* Q -- good job in keeping the messages going.
>* Simons is on vacation...shock us by posting
>something when you get back.
>* Stanton (Gamecock #2) put something on the
>board..hell, make fun of Phil (Gamecock #1) if you
>like.
>* Old Timers, throw out an over/under for the amount
>of points you'll win by this weekend in your game with
>the Titos.
>* Koolen..wipe the pizza sauce off your hands and give
>my team some bulletin board material for this weekend.
>Our game used to be a big one until your team became a
>placemat.
>* Dynek...tell us how Kordell won't infect the rest of
>your team with his facial mumps, and that Tommy Maddox
>will lead your team to the Bednarz Bowl Championship.
>* Modells...take time out from the Channel 6 News, and
>do a "feature" on your team.
>* Buffalo Turds..are you really in the same catagory
>as Simon Sez and the Dancing Titos?
>
> Being the winningest franchise in league history
>with 128 wins (soon to be 129 this weekend), I just
>thought I'd put this up. C'mon boys...post something,
>or else Ewen should add all of you to the "Speedbump
>List".
Ryan: I really appreciate the fact that you are stirring the pot, but you should get some better ammunition. First of all, the cocks tried to get a QB but there were none available and we were not going to mortgage the farm for one week. Yes it might of cost the battle but not the war. We are still in the hunt at 4-2 and we didnt have a clue at draft day and are still figuring out all the little rules. On top of that I do believe we have a better record than the "winningest franchise in league history."

"The next is how we can be below Hoosier Whining Ass when we thouroughly Drubbed him the last time we played. He sounds just like Randy Moss talking to Andrea Kramer(sorry Jay That was to easy.) Then comes the boat. THe Reigning Champs who cant win a game. I probably should not talk so soon since we play them and the few good players we do have are hurt but we can still beat them. Go for the Bednarz boys!!!

How about Hot Gravy. I coached Endorf and I dont think he ever shut up and now we cant get him to say one thing on the board. I guess if our team was that bad, I would shut up also. I would like to rip on Old Timer and Judd but I dont have a whole lot and since their team will kick ours I think I will let that one go. Plus I am having to much fun hearing from Hoosier Whiner and the Boat. If you cant tell I think this message board is great and the league is awesome. Keep stirring the pot Clubber. OUT

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