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Date Posted: 08:53:56 08/06/02 Tue
Author: Seth Gunner
Subject: Attention ALL (Trust me, you WANT TO READ THIS!)

*The crowd is anxiously awaiting the next match. Suddenly, the lights dim, and Fight Music pumps through the arena! The fans errupt in cheer as Seth Gunner appears in the entranceway!*

J.R. - What?!? Not again King!

King - Yep, here he is, live and in the flesh!

J.R. - Folks for those of you who don't know, this man is Seth Gunner. He had a short debut in the xWo a while back, but was released due to a lack of performance and his backstage attitude. I don't know what he is doin here now, because like I said, he was fired!

King - Evidently J.R., he has decided to return, and feels like nothin can stop him!

*Seth takes a mic, and enters the ring. Fans chant his name as he paces in the ring. He takes a deep breath, and begins to speak. . .*

Gunner - It seems like you guys haven't forgotten about me just yet! *The fans scream!!* Well that's good, because as of 4:30 yesterday afternoon, Seth Gunner IS BACK!!

*The walls of the arena shake from the enormous amount of cheers! Gunner flashes a smile, then focuses and continues. . .*

Gunner - The new bosses back there heard about what happened to me through the grapevine, and I guess they realized that I was given a raw deal. Yeah, I was fired over some bullshit. The old front office said I was not entertaining, didn't have what it takes; they said I needed more work. So they kicked my ass to the curb! *The fans boo* But the funny thing was, I HADN'T EVEN HAD A MATCH YET!!! *Fans rock the arena with boos* So yeah, they got rid of my ass. But I guess they thought that I was just gonna go away. I guess they figured that I wouldn't care. Well as you can see, THEY WERE WRONG!!! I went and hired the best attourney I could, and I sued their asses for Wrongful Termination! *The fans cheer again!* That's right, I was ready to sue this company for every dollar it had! But then I got a phone call from a guy by the name of Mike Monroe.

*The fans give a mixed reaction of cheers and boos, but Seth waves them off and continues. . .*

Gunner - Don't get all pissed at the guy just yet. You see, knew nothing about me or my situation. All he knew was that the company he was now running was being sued by a former employee. But he did his homework and found out the details. That's when I got the call. Basically he said the xWo wants Seth Gunner. *Crowd cheers wildly* He said that if I wanted to, I was welcome to rejoin the xWo, without having to pass through the developmental program. Now, I had to think about it, because I mean that's alot of money that I would be throwing away. But more importantly than the money, I thought about you guys, the fans!

*The fans begin cheering for Seth Gunner so loud that it can be heard outside the arena! Seth stands in the ring, overwhelmed, but somehow he manages to continue.*

Gunner - I thought about giving you guys what you deserved, and it sounded like a good idea.

*Now the fans erupt in cheer! The camera switches to a shot of the backstage area, and almost EVERY xWo star is glued to a tv monitor! Everyone is curious as to who or what could be generating this much feedback from the fans!!*

Gunner - From there it was only a matter of deciding how I would make my return. And most of you saw just how I made it. But for those of you who didn't get a chance to check it out, here you go. Run the footage.

*Footage is shown of Seth Gunner interfering in the Ringmaster vs. Kevin Nash match.*

Gunner - Now I know you all wanna know why I did what I did. Well it's real simple; there was one person in particular who seemed to be threatened by my presence here in the xWo. That one person was Kevin Nash. And I know that you used your political power backstage to get me fired! So now what? What are you gonna do now that I'm back? I'll tell you what you are gonna do; you are gonna get your ass beat around this ring every time I feel like beating it! You wanna fuck with my career, Nash? You wanna try to put me out of this business? We'll see what you have to say now, you little punk ass bitch!

*The fans roar in cheer!*

Gunner - Now that I'm officially back, I need to get a few things about this business off my chest. When I came to the xWo, the powers that be told me that my image did not fit me. They wanted me to be flashy. They "created" Seth Gunner basically. They gave him "The Juice", they had me come out with D-12 and Eminem, because he was from Detroit as well. They had me talk about "Gettin Juiced". . .THEY HAD ME MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF!! All because "my image did not fit me!" Then they had the nerve to say I wasn't entertaining! What the fuck is that about?!? They were the ones who had me doin all this stupid shit! I was tryin to be a corporate puppet, because I thought that was the only way I could make it. Well now it's a different story! FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD! Seth Gunner is THE REAL SETH GUNNER now! What does that mean, you ask? That means that I'm not dancin no jiggs for anybody! I ain't puttin on no show for no one! I'm gonna kick ass, win titles, and become GREAT! Now I know that it isn't gonna happen overnight, but there is no one in this industry, or on this planet that will stop me! I am gonna march my way right to the top, and once I'm there, I'm gonna STAY!!

*The fans begin chanting Seth's name again. He takes it all in, then takes a deep breath and continues. . .*

Gunner - Now there is one other thing that I need to get off my chest, and that is this whole load of CRAP about Big Mann Shuler!

*The fans roar in cheer at the mere mention of Shuler*

J.R. - Oh Boy! Seth is really steppin out on a limb with this one! I think he'd better be careful about what he says, King!

King - Why? It's about time that one of the xWo stars speaks up about this! Big Mann Shuler has been playin these games, and hasn't told anyone anything yet! Maybe now we may get some answers!

Gunner - I have sat back and listened to the rumors; is he? Isn't he? Will he? And it just makes me SICK! Shuler, if you are gonna leave, be man enough to say so! Don't be sendin out mixed signals, tryin to manipulate your way around here! Now, no one has called your bluff, Shuler. And the way I see it, if I wanna make a name for myself backstage, then I gotta do somethin BIG. So Shuler, I saw you in the parking lot earlier! I saw you pull up in that nWn limo! Bring your ass to this ring and tell these fans what you have decided to do! And we ain't got all goddamn day!!

J.R. - WHAT?!? Shuler is here?!? I hadn't seen him!

King - Me either! And did I hear Seth Gunner say that Shuler pulled up in a nWn limo!?!?

*Move Bitch pumps through the arena, and out comes the Big Mann himself!*

J.R. - THERE HE IS! THERE'S BIG MANN SHULER, KING!!

King - Look at him, J.R.! He's got that look on his face! I think he's on his way out!

*Shuler enters the ring, and stares down Seth Gunner. The crowd again rocks the arena with cheers and applause! Shuler snatches the mic from Seth! Seth backs away, and get another mic. He turns around, and Shuler is again right in his face!*

B.M.S. - Kid, you got alot of ballz callin me out here!

Gunner - Like I said, good way to get attention. Besides, you owe these fans an explanation.

*The fans cheer in agreement!*

B.M.S. - I owe them? I OWE THEM?!?!? I don't owe anybody anything! If I chose to leave the xWo, then that's MY perrogative! And let me ask you something; WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TELL ME I OWE ANYONE!?!?

Gunner - Cut the shit, Shuler! Are you leaving, or aren't you?!?

*Shuler takes a deep breath, and steps right into the face of Seth Gunner!*

B.M.S. - Kid, you MUST want be to kick your ass all over this arena!

*The fans boo, but Shuler doesn't seem to care.*

Gunner - Shuler, you can do whatever you want to do; AFTER you tell these fans if you are leaving. . .or staying!

*Shuler drops the mic and grabs Gunner! The fans boo him wildly! Shuler looks at the fans, then lets Seth go. He picks the mic back up and chuckles to himself.*

B.M.S. - I always knew you had nuts, kid. So you wanna know if the Big Mann Shuler is leaving.

*Fans chant "Stay Shuler, Stay!"*

B.M.S. - Right now, there is a stretch limo waiting for me outside, courtesy of Vince Russo and the nWn. For the past week, anything that I want, I have received courtesy of Vince Russo and the nWn! And I will be honest, it's been one hell of a week! I have had offers from every company out there, and the funny thing is, I never really said that I was even leaving! Hell, Vince Russo was tryin to work out a deal for me where I would go to nWn, and STILL defend my xWo title! That's how serious he is about signing me! So today, I'm riding around in that nWn limo, and I get a phone call from Mike Monroe. Can you believe that? It took him damn near a week to even call me! That tells me right there how much this company wants me. Anyway, he gives me some bullshit about how "the future can be very bright for both parties involved" and how "all it takes is a little communication on our part." Well you know what I say to that? WHERE WAS THE COMMUNICATION WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD I MIGHT BE LEAVIN!?!? Ya see, that's the way it works, no one makes a move around here, until they are sure that there is a need to! So you wanna know what I got to say to you Monroe? FUCK YOU!! You can't do some song and dance and expect me to just go along with that shit! No, Big Mann Shuler ain't havin that shit! So here's what I'm gonna do; I'm gonna walk my ass back to the parking lot, get in that limo, take a nWn private jet back to Russo's office, look him dead in the eye and say, "Thanks." Then I'm gonna take that contract, read it over, make sure he ain't tryin to screw me, pick up a pen, sign that nWn contract, AND THEN RIP THAT BITCH UP RIGHT IN HIS FACE! Because the Big Mann Shuler ain't no sell-out!

*THE CROWD EXPLODES!*

J.R. - I KNEW IT! Big Mann Shuler is staying right here in the xWo! I knew it all along!

B.M.S. - Surprise, surprise Nash! I know you were hoping that I would leave. I know you were just praying that I had vanished off the face of the earth! I just needed a few days to get things back into perspective. Stacy, it was fun while it lasted, but you know what they say; all good HOES must come to an end!

*The fans erupt in laughter and cheer, and Shuler continues.*

B.M.S. - I can't believe all the hype I got! I never even said I was goin anywhere! All of a sudden, everyone is throwin offers at me, and tryin to get me to go here, or go there! Man, it was a trip! But I was NEVER goin ANYWHERE! I still got alot of asses to kick here in the xWo, and I said that I would get that World Title, and in time I will! But until then, I'm gonna keep kickin ass and takin no names! Nash, I bet you enjoyed havin you lips pressed up against Ringmaster's ugly ass last night! I'm sure that if you have any reservations about the incident, Seth would be more than happy to address them; in the ring, that is. Ladies and Gentlemen, what you see before you now is the beginning of a new era in the xWo. It's time to bring a little realism back into this company! Too many people have been caught up in their own ideas and their own plans. It's gotten so bad that there are guys around here that can't even string together two straight wins, and they still walk around like they can't be touched! Well, it's time to get real, peeps. It's time that you got a wake-up call courtesy of Big Mann Shuler and Seth Gunner! The first on our list, O'Haire and Polumbo! I know you guys are booked up until the ppv, but the very next Monday, how about putting those titles on the line against US?!?!? That is, IF you still have them!

*The fans again rock the arena with cheer!*

J.R. - What a match! Shuler and Seth Gunner vs. O'Haire and Polumbo for the Tag Team Titles!

King - But Shuler's right, don't count out Kronic!

B.M.S. - Last thing; Nash I got a question. Where O' Where has the nWo gone? All I see now are two small timers, and a wanna be! Sid, if you get in my way, I'll just have to beat yo ass like I did a while back! You remember that, don't you?

Gunner - I just got one last thing to say; Brock, you were one of the people who doubted me when I first got here. Well, I hate to break the news to you pal, but one day real soon, you're gonna look up, and that title of yours is gonna be around MY WAIST!

B.M.S. - Now trip on that. . .
BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

*Move Bitch hits again, and the two men exit the ring to massive cheers from the fans!*

J.R. - Well, xWo fans can let out an enormous sigh of relief! Big Mann Shuler isn't going ANYWHERE! And what a debut, or should I say re-debut by Seth Gunner!

King - Yeah he made a smart move bey aligning himself with Big Mann Shuler! And I really thought that Shuler was on his way to the nWn! I just knew that he was leavin! But you know J.R., Shuler kept talkin about how it was time to "Get Real", I guess you can call he and Seth Gunner THE REALISTS!!

J.R. - You very well could, King!

*fade to commercial*

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