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Date Posted: 00:51:01 07/28/02 Sun
Author: Big Mann Shuler
Subject: Stacy and Shuler

(The camera man continues to shoot the happenings in Stacy's dressing room. Big Mann Shuler stands in awe of Stacy.)

Stacy - What's up Shuler?

B.M.S. - Well, uh, it's like this. . .

Stacy - Spit it out!

B.M.S. - Damn, I mean, I was just. . .

(Stacy interrupts Big Mann Shuler with a long, passionate kiss! The corwd goes WILD!! Shuler steps back, stunned!)

Stacy - Does that help?

B.M.S. - Well HELL YEAH!

(The crowd grows even louder!)

Stacy - You don't have to say a word, I feel the same way.

B.M.S. - You do?

Stacy - Of course I do! Ever since I first met you I've wanted to get to know you. I was just afraid that you wouldn't give me the time of day! Now I know that you are interested and. . .

B.M.S. - Stacy, don't get me wrong, you are WONDERFUL! But I came in here to voice my opinion about your dealings with Stephanie McMahon.

Stacy - You mean you weren't gonna tell me that you had feelings for me?

B.M.S. - Well. . .naw! I didn't even think. . .

Stacy - I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT!

(Fighting back tears, Stacy runs out of the dressing room. Big Mann Shuler stands there, dumbfounded!)

J.R. - Looks like Stacy Keibler and Big Mann Shuler weren't on the same page, King.

King - SAME PAGE!?!? Shuler's not even in the same LIBRARY!! What kind of IDIOT turns Stacy Keibler down!!???!!??

(fade to commercial.)

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