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Date Posted: 15:43:06 08/11/02 Sun
Author: The Equalizer
Subject: Big Red Machine Kane, and Shuler Read

~A cage is lowered down from above the ring, and neatly positioned around the xWo ring. After this happens The Equalizer's theme song hits over the PA system and out comes the man who nearly won the number one contendership less than ONE week ago...The Equalizer. He comes into the ring wearing a shirt that reads "The Equalizer XWO INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION!" Equalizer grabs a mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak.~

-Equal- WELL WELL WELL, look who it is. The fans must be going through "Equalizer Withdrawl" by now. I mean I haven't been out here since Thursday. I mean christ, that's almost 3 whole days without your Savior, without your xWo GOD! Well I have one main objective to cover here, The Big Red Machine KANE! I just recently found out that this Thursday Night, It will be ME vs. KANE in a cage match. I mean c'mon, who booked this match. The Equalizer wrestling against the likes of (in kane like machine voice) THE BIG RED MACHINE! Seriously, The Next xWo International champion going up against a guy who is SO god damn ugly he has to wear a mask to ringside at all times. This man's biggest accomplishment since coming to the xWo is getting hit with the F-5 4 times last week by the Next Big Thing. Kane you are an embarassment to anyone who ever called themselves a fan of yours, and to your "brother" the lord of darkness himself, The Undertaker. But Kane after this Thursday, after you step into the cage with greatness, you just like all the rest will lose respect for yourself. And Kane I plan on removing that mask of yours and showing the world, and all the xWo Equalizer fanatics just how ugly you really are.

-JR- This man is nothing but an ass!

-King- That may be right JR, but i bet Kane is pretty ugly under that mask! HA!

-Equal- And now onto my next order of business. You may have noticed the shirt I am wearing. "The Equalizer XWO INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION", ahh music to my ears. And this fans is your chance to pre-order the shirt that won't go on sale until next Monday. For just a small fee of $29.99 and $3.99 shipping and handling fees, you can own a piece of The Equalizer's first ever xWo title reign. Sure until next Monday the shirt will look a little dumb, sure until next Monday i "technically" am not the International Champion, but hey think about it, order the shirt NOW and be a trend setter, be admired by all your friends and family when they see you have the shirt of champions a week before anyone else on your block! And rest assured come Sunday night, live on PPV, HEAVEN GONE BAD!...I will have made the statement on this shirt of mine more than just a witty prediction, I will make it REALITY, I WILL MAKE IT FACT, HELL I'LL MAKE IT HISTORY! After Sunday the Shuler era of the xWo will official start to crumble beneath the weight of the new INTERNATIONAL champion...The xWo's one and only Savior...THE EQUALIZER!!!

~Just as the Equalizer looks as if he's going to leave the ring, His own music hits and his manager Johnny Kashmere comes down to ringside.~

-KING- We haven't seen Kashmere in weeks, what's he doing out here now?!?

-Equal- What are you doing out here? I thought i fired your worthless ass about 10 minutes ago!

-Kash- You sure did, but i decided to come out here and add my 10 cents, This Sunday you will not only lose the Shuler, you will get driven out of the xWo forever! Now trip on that BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!

~Equalizer grabs a chair and runs down towards Kashmere, he swings, Kashmere ducks, kicks the chair back into Equalizer's face. The Equalizer falls down, but gets right back up and hits the Equality on Kashmere on the steel entrance ramp.~

-Equal- That's just a sample of what Shuler and Kane can expect when they meet the greatest thing to happen to the xWo since...well let's just say i'm pretty damn great. NOW HIT MY MUSIC!

~Equal continues to walk out of the arena, hops into his limo and rides out of the arena parking lot in style.~

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