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Date Posted: 10:48:02 08/13/02 Tue
Author: The Equalizer
Subject: Shuler and Gunner Read (Heaven Gone Bad)

~The arena lights dim slowly and the fans are a buzz with excitement, anything could happen, ANYTHING! Suddenly P Diddy's anthem Bad Boy For Life kicks in over the arenas PA system. The fans don't know what to expect~

-JR- Now what in gawds name is this king?

-King- (singing) we ain't goin nowhere.

-JR- Oh brother.

~Pyros start shooting off from all directions and out from the entrance ramp comes The Equalizer wearing extremely baggy ECKO and FUBU clothes and basically looking like a fish out of water. On his way into the ring he dances like a rap video girl, shaking his "booty" as he goes. The fans actually start to laugh at the man they've booed ever since his first appearance in the xWo nearly a month ago. He gets into the ring and motions for the music to be cut off.~

-King- HA! Look JR it's the next Vanilla Ice, in the flesh!

-Equal- Yo whassup G's! WORD TA YA MUTHAZ!!! Yo check this shiiiiit, i made my wizay out here tonite to address that playa i gots a match against at Heaven Gone Bad, The Fo Shizzle himself Big Man Shuler!(fans cheer just at the mentioning of the mans name) But before I get into that let me explain the "ghetto fabulous" attire I have on. I'm sorry fans, but the xWo MADE me come out here like this. The said the fans would like me soooo much more if i came out here like this, before from New Hampshire and all. Well as of right now I AM THE REAL EQUALIZER!...woah talk about deja vu. I swear i've heard somebody give almost that exact same speech...NAH! But anyway Shuler, it's seems to me that you have almost forgotten that in less than a week we have a match for your international title. And not only that, but you're pulling double duty. First you have the cock...i mean ringmaster in a table. Which obviously will be nothing short of a massacre. Even though there is not a chance in HELL that Ringmaster is walking out of Heaven Gone Bad with the title, he will add to the tremendous weight on your back. Face it Shuler you made one hell of a mistake by sticking around here in the xWo, your life would have been set over in nWn. But instead you stuck around, and after this Sunday you'll have no title, and the world will finnaly see that you're nothing but a scared little boy, who has the weight of an entire company on his shoulders. One slip up on your part and this whole company will feel it. And then they will all finnaly be ready to embrace there new wrestling lord and xWo savior...The Equalizer! Now TRIP ON THAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIATCCCH!

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