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Date Posted: 02:28:53 08/17/02 Sat
Author: DX
Subject: PPV promo1

(Jim Ross and The King are yapping their asses off about Heaven Gone Bad, when suddenly the DX theme blasts over the pa. Out they come, decked out in Dx shirts. They walk to ringside, with the fans cheering like crazy! HBK gets a mic, as they all enter the ring.)

HBK - First off, NBT; (crowd boos) you boys wanna mess with DX? I don't think so! Brock, you may have Vinny Mac backin ya, and you may have big bad Sid Vicious backin ya, but trust me, you DO NOT wanna mess with DX! They may call you "The Next Big Thing", but until you are "The Big Thing", until you are an ICON, until you are the "SHOWSTOPPER", you can suck MY "Big Thing"! (crowd laughs) Now, onto more important things, like Heaven Gone Bad. It's seems as if HHH's opponent Kurt Angle may have caught a case of the "limber tail", because we haven't seen or heard from the guy since he got his ass kicked my Kronic! And the funny thing is, the couldn't even cut it here in the xWo! It's this simple, Monroe, if Angle doesn't show, then HHH is to be declared the champion by default!

(HHH takes the mic)

HHH - Kurt, I guess all those beatings I gave you in the WWE have somehow made you a bit smarter. You don't seem to wanna fight me, and honestly, I don't blame ya! I mean, why would you want to step into the ring with me? It seems like no matter what, you can't seem to get the job done. So come Sunday, whether you show up or not, that title is MINE!

(Rock takes the mic)

Rock - Now, The Rock was lookin at the PPV Card backstage, and The Rock noticed that his partner for the tag match is still Hulk Hogan. Well that's all fine and dandy with The Rock. But Hogan, you had better be on your game, because if The Rock thinks for one second that you aren't doin your job, then The Rock will not hesitate to slap the taste out of your Hulkamanic MOUTH! (crowd laughs) Now, X-Bast, Booker T.; you are both a couple of characters, you know that? No-no-no-no-no, The Rock really means this. Booker, you come out here week after week, say a couple of lines, then holler out the word. . .
SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Well The Rock says this; this Sunday at Heaven Gone Bad, with or without Hulk Hogan, The Rock is gonna take you, your "Bob Marley Starter-Set Hair-do", and your partner X-Bastard, and whip both your candy asses! If ya SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. . .what The Rock. . .is cookin!!!

(The crowd cheer wildly for The Rock. HBK takes the mic again.)

HBK - Sunday is our starting point. Thrillers your days at the top of the xWo mountain are numbered. If you should happen to survive through this Sunday, you can rest assured that DX will be knockin at your door!

HHH - Oh, and if you don't like it, well. . .we got two words for ya. . .

Fans and HHH in unison - SUCK IT!!!

(The DX theme blasts through the pa yet again, and they exit the ring.)

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