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Date Posted: 17:25:59 07/30/02 Tue
Author: The Equalizer
Subject: 1-0 EVERYONE READ

~The arena lights start to fade. Slowly they completely turn to black and the arena is left in the dark..............after nearly 30 seconds the TitanTron lights up with "1-0". Just then Yellow and Green pyros go off from all directions. Explosions come from left and right as the fans burst into excitement. All of a sudden clowns start coming down the entrance ramp while circus music plays. The clowns all have green and yellow face paint on. After the clowns come the jugglers, the unicyclers and even a lion. Soon after Ice Cream Truck music starts and sure enough a green and yellow ice cream truck comes down to the arena floor. The two doors begin to open and right before the men inside are revieled...The Equalizer's anthem blares out over the PA system. Sure enough inside are The Equalizer and Johnny Kashmere. They both step into the ring. The fans reactions quickly change to boos.~

-Equal- YES! It is me, The Equalizer, the man who used to be the xWo's personal savior. Well now you can just call me THE UNDEFEATED ROOKIE MACHINE! Because that's exactly what I am. I mean did anyone see my match on Monday. Tazz's career in the wrestling business is all but over now. He might as well just hang up his boots and tights for good. I absolutely humiliated the man who you, the fans, have cheered on for years. And I did it with style. I made the man submit to his OWN SUBMISSION MANUEVER! And when I just recently arrived in the arena tonite, I was more than plesantly surprise to discover that I have a match in less than a month with the International Champion...BIG MAN SHULER! And after August 18th is all said and done with, I will be the UNDEFEATED ROOKIE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION MACHINE! And Shuler there is not a damn thing you can do about it. You seem to be too preoccupied with not only the Keibler elf but also your troubled relationship with the nWo 2000 to even notice that you have a match with one of the most powerful young forces this company has EVER seen. And now that i've got some expirience under my belt, there is nothing that can possibly stand in my way from reaching the top around here. Well Shuler my boy...just get ready!

~Equalizer drops the mic and starts to make his way back up the entrance ramp. On his way up the lion which came out with him snapped at him. He jumped out of the way right into a clown. The clown looked a little upset but Johnny Kashmere gets in his face and the situation seems to be over with. They continue there way out of the arena. After almost a minute the Equalizer comes back out with a chair and demolishes every single clown and then drives his ice cream truck backstage.~

-JR- What's this man's problem, he got his damn title shot.

-KING- I dunno but I really wanted some ice cream!

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