Date Posted:18:16:53 07/30/02 Tue Author:Big Mann Shuler Subject: Attention: Nash, Equilizer, and EVERYONE ELSE!!!
(Move Bitch hits, and out walks Big Mann Shuler with Stacy Keibler.)
J.R. - It's the xWo's cutest couple, Big Mann Shuler and Stacy Keibler, King!
King - Look J.R.! She's GLOWING!!!
(Shuler holds the ropes open for Stacy, then gets a mic.)
B.M.S. - Nash, you wanted to kick me out of the nWo 2000? Well fine, we'll see how well you do without me! All of you! You guys know that with Nash leading you, you are ALL screwed! So I hope you are happy. Just remember this, Big Man Shuler created the nWo 2000! I breathed life back into a worthless concept! And without me, it will be exactly that, WORTHLESS!
Now on to more important things; Equilizer, you think you did something last Monday? You think that you actually DID something? You and I both know that the reason you are celebrating so much is because you can't believe you actually won! You call yourself a savior? Well, I hope that come August 18th, you can save yourself from the ass kickin that you will have coming to ya! It's time to GET REAL, people! It's time to let go of the fairy tales and anecdotes, and face facts, this is the Summer of Shuler, and I will continue to march on, setting the bar for any and every wrestler that sets foot in the xWo! Now trip on that. . .
BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
J.R. - What the hell just happened, Shuler has fired from the xWo, I guess.
King - Yeah, and this time I think it's permanent! But that makes Shuler a marked man! The nWo 2000 is gonna be gunning for him every chance they get!
J.R. - Well I know Shuler, and he wouldn't have put himself in this position if he didn't have a plan.