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Date Posted: 11:41:21 08/01/02 Thu
Author: The Equalizer
Subject: Shuler Read

~The camera fades back in from a commercial to show the xWo ring filled with what appears to be a daytime talkshow set. There are two chairs, a coffee table, and even some peach colored carpeting. Just then The Equalizer's theme song hits over the PA system and he comes out onto the entrance ramp. He isn't wearing his usual attire though. Instead he has on a dress and a curly black wig. He continues down the ramp and into the ring. He begins to speak...~

-Equal- Hello, you all must be wondering what in the hell i'm doing out here in dress...i mean isn't that usually Nash's deal? Anyway...I'd like to welcome you all to the first ever installment of OPRAH...lizer. That's right Oprahlizer, my very own talk show. And tonites topic "People who are gonna get there asses kicked and lose there title to the Equalizer on August 18th". But before we bring out out first and only guest, we have a former guest update.

~A huge screen is lowered down from the ceiling, and a video starts to play. The name Tazz flashes up on the screen and a narroraters voice beings to tell whats going on.~

-Voice- Since we last saw Tazz in an xWo ring quite a bit has happened. He not only lost all respect he had gained from the fans, but he has also stopped wrestling. That's right he's done what was best for him and his family and just hung up the boots and tights for good. He currently is looking for a behind the desk office job in his hometown of the "Red Hook" district of New York. Just another job well done by the Equalizer.

-Equal- Aww, it's good to see that i've help another man out of the world of wrestling. But now onto our guest. Here he is the man who will lose his International Title to well...me! Here he is BIG MAN SHULER!

~Out of the backstage area and onto the entrance ramp is...BIG MAN SHULER, well sort of. A dwarf comes out dressed up to be like Shuler, complete with a mini stacy keibler by his side. He makes his way into the ring and into the seat next to Oprahlizer.~

-Equal- Welcome Shuler and Stacy, nice to see you on the show tonite.

-miniShuler- It's my pleasure to join you...wait what does that cue card say..oh i got it now.

-Equal- Well Big Man how did it feel when you first learned that you would have to defend your title against me in less than a month?

-MS- Well, when i first heard I was going to unfortunately lose my title i was just a little bit depressed, but after a while i realized...Hey the Equalizer is one hell of a guy and a much better wrestler than me, and i should just go kill myself and forfeit my title to the Equalizer...he is like a wrestling god to me...i mean WOW i actually get to wrestle against the Equalizer.

-Equal- Oh so you're 100% sure that I will beat you for that title of yours?

-MS- Oh of course you're the better man what can i s...actually NO IM 100% possitive that the REAL SHULER WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU AT HEAVEN GONE BAD!!! WOOOOOO!

-Equal- Wait a minute that's not on the cue card...what are you doing you...you MIDGET!

-MiniActor- You told me to act like Shuler and thats exactly what i'm gonna do...August 18th the real Shuler will kick you ass!

-Equal- Well even if he does come out on top August 18th, right now you're being paid $500 to act like Shuler and you're about to get the same treatment i intend on giving him!

~The Equalizer rips off the wig and powerbombs the midget through the nearby coffee table. He then takes Mini-Keibler and ddt's her onto the miniature Shuler~

-Equal- NOW TRIP ON THAT.....BIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!

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