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Date Posted: 00:19:27 08/04/02 Sun
Author: Kevin Nash
Subject: My Surprise (ATTENTION EVERYONE!)

(The nWo theme plays, and out walks Kevin Nash. He has a triumphant smirk on his face as he walks to the ring.)

Jim Ross - Well, here comes Kevin Nash, King. I just can't believe that Shuler is leaving! Why? What made him decide to just take his ball and go to the other yard?

King - You know, alot of funny things go on in this business, but this is something that I never would have imagined in my wildest dreams that Big Mann Shuler would turn his back on this company!

(Nash takes a mic, and the crowd boos! He nods in approval.)

Nash - Let me guess, you guys are pissed because your hero Big Mann Shuler is jumpin ship. Well, I for one am not shocked at the announcement! I mean, Shuler wrote several checks that his ass couldn't cash, and he is doin the smart thing. Why stick around, knowing that you are gonna be humiliated in a matter of weeks? Shuler, don't listen to these guys. . .

(The crowd begins to chant, "Stay Shuler, Stay!")

Nash - . . .Leave Shuler, leave! Don't worry about what people say about you. Wait a minute, I'm gettin off track here. This is not why I came out here. I came out here to inform you that the dawn of a new era has come. Tonight, you will witness the real second coming of the nWo! Not some old, recycled nWo. Not some candy-coated, commercial nWo; but the nWo that rocked the foundation of wCw! Tonight, I will reveal the first new member of the new and improved nWo. Allow me to introduce to you. . .SID VICIOUS!!!

Jim Ross - What??? What the hell???

(The nWo theme plays, and Sid Vicious makes his way to the ring.)

King - Talk about making a deal with the Devil! It was Sid Vicious who was behind the attacks on the nWo 2000! Now he's with them???

(The crowd boos wildly as Sid Vicious enters the ring. He hi-fives with Kevin Nash, and takes the mic.)

Sid - It's funny the way things work out, isn't it? (laughs) You see, in order to fully thrive, one must be willing to make those whom he has sworn as ememies trusting allies. Kevin Nash came to me with the idea, and I accepted because deep down, I knew that this is my destiny. (laughs) So prepare for the invasion; prepare for destruction; prepare for the n. . . .W. . . . .o!!!!

(Nash takes the mic)

Nash - Nuf said! Now hit our music!

(The nWo theme plays, and the two men exit.)

Jim Ross - Now I have seen it all! I have just seen it all, King!

King - And think about this; Shuler is leaving, and he may be the only person with enough guts to challenge the nWo!!

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