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Subject: Re: I'm Getting Fat


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Jimmy
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Date Posted: 13:18:40 06/04/08 Wed
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In reply to: Rhonda 's message, "Re: I'm Getting Fat" on 03:57:54 06/04/08 Wed

Well you're a sweet lady.

I'll never understand how I can't tell I've gained weight until I see a picture of myself. My goddamn face is perpetually red now. I'm a walking cliche of a stressed-out, pill-popping, chain-smoking drunk.

If losing my lily-white skin ain't gonna make me stop...nothing will. I look like a Cherokee.

I haven't got my haircut in almost two months either. I'll be completely grey by the time I'm 40. I wear Doc Martens to work. I shower twice a week max and have gone an entire week several times without one at all. I shave every third day and I don't comb my hair. And if I had my own office I'd pick my nose at work.

I just don't care. God, it feels good to say that.

But you know what, when I did do put some effort into my appearance I was a lazy worker and and had no direction whatsoever.

Ironically, I feel more militant when I'm a slob. There's something to be said about the latent homosexuality many feminists and flaming homosexuals claim to see in military fanatics.

At any rate, the idea of ever wearing a suit again is currently beyond comprehension.

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