VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4] ]
Subject: Why MySpace Rules!


Author:
Jimmy
 		[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 13:51:43 07/24/07 Tue
Author Host/IP: NoHost/71.238.60.12
 I'LL BOWL YOU OVER!!!

That's just a fact. But let's get down to facts.

The number one reason MySpace rules is girls that DESTROYED (Active Verb) you in Grade School will grow up to be lonely and desolate and see pics of you with your shirt of and beg you to hang out with them.

The number two reason MySpace rules is because on drunken Saturdays, you will scower MySpace for every Goth in your area and then months later you will wander into the mall and the same girl whose wiccan confidence both excited and scared you WILL RECOGNIZE you in the flesh.

BUT...the very best reason MySpace RULES is because you can threaten Protestants and in doing so find a way to use the "N" word...LEGITAMATELY!!!

I AM A PROPHET...

I suggest YOU ALL START sucking my dick...Right...NOW!!!

The Power was always WAITING FOR ME!!! Now...I HAVE IT!!!
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:
Subject Author Date
Re: Why MySpace Rules!Jim Carrey13:53:17 07/24/07 Tue

[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-14
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.