The above warning is especially true if you are very young, very old, pregnant or have already had the grey matter within your cranium damaged by earths environment or an excessive indulgence of self-prescribed chemicals.

- Congratulations Eggy -

You may add accomplished linguist to your various other talents.  You were able to translate a message in Duckease that had reference to the identity of the recent canine misanthrope, a message which was temporarily lost in the vast reaches of cyberspace into one that could be comprehended by humans and certain sub-species that utilize a similar physical shell - but are anything but human.  

You have taken lost verbosity - a communication that existed at one time but may well have been transformed into it's original miniscule traces of energy and accurately conveyed the original premise while creating a communication that was: 

Terse, succinct, compendious, concise, trenchant, comprehensive and synoptic.

Perhaps I should submit all my posts for an Eggy Edit from Quackease to English.  No doubt there are many in the forums who would appreciate a human capable of translating duckease for the general populace with a resulting succinct document.  Think of the lost man/woman hours that could be saved for the uncounted humans who find themselves on occasion eyeball to eyeball with a duck post.

Yes I even concede that you can communicate effectively  with 10 or 20 words a message that the Duck requires a minimum of 500 for.  Furthermore not only do you have a unique talent to condense the unrelenting quacks of a neurotic Duck, you have been able to do so and have the addressee or general reader end up with the same connotation and most likely a greater retention and  comprehension level then if they were dependant on direct communications in Duckease.

NOW IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION- 

SHOULD EGGY DUE TO FURTHER CYBER MISHAPS RESULTING IN THE DISAPPEARANCE OF  POSTS WISH TO TRANSLATE ANY OF MY MESSAGES FROM DUCKEASE TO ENGLISH IN ORDER THAT MORE HUMANS WILL ENDURE DUCK WISDOM - OR PERHAPS AS A SELFLESS EFFORT TO SAVE THE WORLDS ECONOMIES BY RAISING THE PRODUCTIVITY LEVEL OF THE NOT INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF HUMANS WHO HAVE CUMULATIVELY WASTED LITERALLY MILLIONS OF MAN / WOMAN HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT...  %$^*&# DUCK IS QUACKING ABOUT - HE HAS MY PERMISSION IN PERPETUITY TO CREATE A COMPENDIOUS TRANSLATION FROM MY LOQUACIOUS, REDUNDANT VERBOSITY.

To summarize my position and my favorable impression of Eggy's translation I shall just this once be terse, succinct and communicate my approval with a minimum of quacks!

q U a C k  
and furthermore  
 Q u a C k     q U a C k  !!!

Because I got weak above and temporarily lost my way DON'T EVER AS IN  NEVER accuse the Duck as a fowl with short circuited verbosity. 

Have no doubt that my usual propensity for verbosity,  my ambiguous utilization of superfluous words, not to mention my customary inclusion of tautologies throughout every grammatical structure from the diminutive sentence to the capacious paragraph shall continue from now until the end of infinity.  

I have NOT had a metamorphosis into a taciturn, saturnine Duck nor shall I ever consciously allow that type of abhorrent transition.  Baring a collision with an asteroid or small planet as I flap around this or that Galaxy with resulting vast short circuits in my RAM  you have witnessed here a rare historical moment as there is no other documented evidence of the Duck quacking in a direct, concise and succinct manner as I have above with those few colorful duckease terms!

My prolificacy for circumlocutory prose with copious, perhaps voluminous additions of unrelated,  repetitive and redundant thoughts shall remain unquestionable.  In the entire COSMOS there is no living form capable of the redundancy, the loquacity that  I the pleonastically inclined Duck encompass in virtually all my communications to the human specie.  After a mere two or three centuries trying to enlightening the residents of this terrestrial speck of dust,  I have come to the conclusion that getting a sunflower to blossom in Antarctica during the darkness and extreme sub-zero temperatures of winter would be less of a challenge, actually  a simple  task by comparison.

Scientific evidence gathered By Ducks throughout the COSMOS has proven the efficacy of Duck verbosity and his garrulous form of communication with humans.  The cranial thickness of the human biped requires redundant input from the senses in order to eventually be absorbed by the underutilized gray matter located between the auditory nerves.  Therefore being the selfless  benevolent Duck that I am, I attempt to provide such iteration in all my communications  with  Homo sapiens or for that matter HOMO'S of any kind.

p.s.   ***  ROTFTTCMI  ***  Rolling On The Floor Trying To Catch My Insanity ***   

Q  u   a   C   k    Q  U   a   C   k !!!  THE DUCK

Disclaimer and Denial - with subsequent Denials and Disclaimers: If you have read this far and remain confused as to the content of this thread - fear not as confusion is appropriate! There is no meaningful communication within this thread - The content has no value whatsoever was created by an insomniac Duck and can accomplish nothing more then clogging your RAM (memory). For those who have exercised diligence and  demonstrated their stubborness to get this far - other then proving that you have a propensity to finish ANYTHING you start even if you realize that doing so will have no possitive effect on you or the world around you have basically wasted your time if you expected something meaningful to be contained within the vast reaches of this thread. The disclaimer and warning at the beginning of the thread may or may not be true and you may or you may not have harmed the one or two living brain cells that you have been attempting to preserve. - The only redemption that may have occured to defend your total waste of time with the gobbledygood contained here is if somewhere while traversing the nonsensical you found a smile on your face or attempted to hold back a minor gigle - then you only wasted 90% of your time. Furthermore if you are actually reading this I strongly suggest that you find a Medium and have a long talk with Dolly the dead cloned sheep (actually I think she was a nellie
goat in drag - the scientists who cloned Dolly didn't want to admit that - hence his/her disguise) and see about the possible injection of some cloned brain cells as you are very likely running on < 10 of your own - perhaps even < 5 ! 

BE GOOD AND BE HAPPY - BECAUSE HAPPY IS GOOD and besides that It's Dr. Duck's Rx

a quacking I will go - - a quacking I will go - - hi-ho the cosmic duck - (ho?? - well definitely a wannabe ho duck) - - a quacking I shall go

duck/ehg

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