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Date Posted: 11:53:37 02/25/03 Tue
Author Host/IP: 203.29.131.3
In reply to:
Boots
's message, "Re: Fuck Hockey Players" on 04:19:27 02/25/03 Tue
Ah boots, i feel sorry for ya mate!! damn bitch couldn't even keep a dildo hard, and i heard one time she went to the beach and the tide was too scared to come in, and also heard a sperm whale tried to root her when she did go for the swim!! And saw a picture of her portrait, it was painted in 6 differant shades of shit!!!
>Hey boys this is the guy shes talkin about. Wow what
>a psychodic bitch. I mean fuck, this whole incident
>was like a fuckin year ago. Here's the story boys.
>This fuckin slop tart wanted my cock that whole year
>and the year before that, and i never wanted to touch
>that shit. So one night we're over at this other
>broads house just gettin fuckin shitty and this fuckin
>beast walks in the door... it was a fuckin horror
>show... sideburns made of zits, 10 lbs. of make-up,
>and a nicely trimmed mustache. the rest of this story
>is made up from facts put together from many different
>sources due to the fact that i was too fucked up to
>remember. So the night goes on as I polish off the
>rest of my 24 pack and all of us started a lovely game
>of strip poker. According to my boys i was in one of
>those half passed out trances and the bitch drags me
>into the back room and one of my boys is watchin this
>shit go down. He informed me of the following... she
>had the biggest fuckin gunt he had ever seen and a
>bush to match, just a brutle sight. i guess this
>bitch is ridin me just goin nuts, screamin, bouncin
>all over the fuckin place, just lovin this shit. Me
>on the other hand i was almost out cold with a big
>pinch of copey in. so shes done right, me i have know
>idea. so i go pass out on the couch and the fuckin
>pig wants more so i start yellin at the bitch tellin
>her to get the fuck away and apparently she thought i
>was lyin so she got on top of me so i launch that
>fuckin dirt bag across the room and go in another room
>to go to sleep. my buddy tells me the next day that
>she came in with a fuckin gallon of ice cream and
>starts rubbin the shit all over my cock and shit and
>just starts goin to town, meanwhile i am so passed
>out a fuckin slapper to the fuckin head wouldnt have
>woken me up. so next thing i know i wake up about 9
>in the mornin and see this fuckin thing lying next to
>me and i almost fuckin puked. so i punch the bitch
>right of the bed and just go fuckin nuts wantin to
>know what the fuck happened and she was like baby
>whats wrong. i had to get the fuck out of there. so
>i got right home and shower and theres fuckin
>chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream stickin between
>my ass cheeks. as this point i start pukin all over
>he fuckin place because the thought of that pig
>anywhere around my dick plus the hang over was just
>too much to handle. So me and my boys make the rest
>of this bitches year the worst year in fuckin history.
> she went fuckin home every other day crying because
>me and the boys just punished the bitch. this is a
>just fuckin gross bitch that wanted the hockey cock
>and didnt want what came after that... THE ROAD!!! so
>this fuckin psycho is still hung up on it because i
>wouldnt poke her again. and i must have been good
>sweetheart because u couldnt get enough of this shit
>and i fucked u so hard, i made u bleed . buy a
>vibrator and get over it.
>
>Boys u know how it is, please tell the bitch.
>
>Boots
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