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Subject: Re: Fuck Hockey Players

Author:
collarbone

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Date Posted: 02:16:37 02/27/03 Thu
Author Host/IP: 205.188.209.75
In reply to: Boots 's message, "Re: Fuck Hockey Players" on 04:19:27 02/25/03 Tue

oh well what can you do, boots. its just part of the life, having to deal with whiny swampers who get all mad that their ugly asses get used for the only thing theyre good for and then thrown out the door like the fuckin trash they are. i guess it just comes with the territory. too bad for this fuckin donkey

>Hey boys this is the guy shes talkin about. Wow what
>a psychodic bitch. I mean fuck, this whole incident
>was like a fuckin year ago. Here's the story boys.
>This fuckin slop tart wanted my cock that whole year
>and the year before that, and i never wanted to touch
>that shit. So one night we're over at this other
>broads house just gettin fuckin shitty and this fuckin
>beast walks in the door... it was a fuckin horror
>show... sideburns made of zits, 10 lbs. of make-up,
>and a nicely trimmed mustache. the rest of this story
>is made up from facts put together from many different
>sources due to the fact that i was too fucked up to
>remember. So the night goes on as I polish off the
>rest of my 24 pack and all of us started a lovely game
>of strip poker. According to my boys i was in one of
>those half passed out trances and the bitch drags me
>into the back room and one of my boys is watchin this
>shit go down. He informed me of the following... she
>had the biggest fuckin gunt he had ever seen and a
>bush to match, just a brutle sight. i guess this
>bitch is ridin me just goin nuts, screamin, bouncin
>all over the fuckin place, just lovin this shit. Me
>on the other hand i was almost out cold with a big
>pinch of copey in. so shes done right, me i have know
>idea. so i go pass out on the couch and the fuckin
>pig wants more so i start yellin at the bitch tellin
>her to get the fuck away and apparently she thought i
>was lyin so she got on top of me so i launch that
>fuckin dirt bag across the room and go in another room
>to go to sleep. my buddy tells me the next day that
>she came in with a fuckin gallon of ice cream and
>starts rubbin the shit all over my cock and shit and
>just starts goin to town, meanwhile i am so passed
>out a fuckin slapper to the fuckin head wouldnt have
>woken me up. so next thing i know i wake up about 9
>in the mornin and see this fuckin thing lying next to
>me and i almost fuckin puked. so i punch the bitch
>right of the bed and just go fuckin nuts wantin to
>know what the fuck happened and she was like baby
>whats wrong. i had to get the fuck out of there. so
>i got right home and shower and theres fuckin
>chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream stickin between
>my ass cheeks. as this point i start pukin all over
>he fuckin place because the thought of that pig
>anywhere around my dick plus the hang over was just
>too much to handle. So me and my boys make the rest
>of this bitches year the worst year in fuckin history.
> she went fuckin home every other day crying because
>me and the boys just punished the bitch. this is a
>just fuckin gross bitch that wanted the hockey cock
>and didnt want what came after that... THE ROAD!!! so
>this fuckin psycho is still hung up on it because i
>wouldnt poke her again. and i must have been good
>sweetheart because u couldnt get enough of this shit
>and i fucked u so hard, i made u bleed . buy a
>vibrator and get over it.
>
>Boys u know how it is, please tell the bitch.
>
>Boots

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