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Date Posted: 10:42:30 03/04/03 Tue
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In reply to:
Biggest War Pig Alive
's message, "I have proof that hockey players are sweet and respectable" on 10:08:52 03/04/03 Tue
OK, so this is a response from a very disgusted girlfriend. Whoever you are, you "War Pig", just know that my boyfriend is a hockey player and he does NOT do any of that garbage. In fact, he is the sweetest, most trustworthy man I have ever met. Example? Okay. Last night, for our 5-month anniversary, he had hidden 3 pairs of thong panties in different spots throughout the room, just like Easter eggs. When I spotted the first pair, he was so smart that he acted all nervous, as if to say with those puppy dog eyes, "Oh, you weren't supposed to see THOSE." So witty! My little puck was so thoughtful and creative that he even made it look like they were just casually thrown under the bed, in between the sheets, and stuffed in the pocket of his dirty jeans so it would be more fun for me to look for them. The panty lining strips and tags were even removed, as if they had already been washed and broken in! He is so sweet. And as for that appalling sexual episode you described? All I can say is that you must be insane to think that that is "respect". My hockey man loves me so much that he only invites me over to make love when everyone is OUT of the apartment. It gets so intense sometimes that the closet doors shake and then I see all these flashing lights, almost like cameras but I know it's just the lighthouse on the other side of the street like my baby says. We have the most magical relationship. Anyway, whoever you are you dirty girl, stay away from the sweet, uncorrupted souls that are the hockey men of this nation.
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