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X Art Com 12 11 19 Kaylee Make Me Smile Xxx Imageset Fugli-adds -- anfondah, 13:23:19 01/22/14 Wed
Hey there blainca! I hope you can help me. I was just recently reunited with my true love after a looooooooong separation (you really don't want to know the details, suffice it to say Dena just loves stretching shit out). Anyway, while I'm all happy as shit to see him again and can't wait to jump his bones after the kids finally fall asleep, my problem is this: while I was away he grew a beard. Like a Jeremiah Johnson type beard. It's really turning me off. How do I let him know he needs to shave without hurting his feelings? We've been through a lot and I don't want to rock the boat or spoil our reunion, but all that hair........yuk! (NT) -- Takes a Licking but Keeps on Kicking Ass, 19:21:26 03/29/05 Tue
- mmm hmmm.. hate to be crude but he is not sporting the bread on his shlong is he? NO?.. then turn the lights on and and let the man push push in the bush baby! I mean if he isn't bitching about your bread then why bitch about his? but if you really really want him to shave you have to call my privite number and I will tell you exactly what offer you have to make him you might not like it but believe me his fealings will not be hurt...parts of you will!!! but his fealing won't be.. Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 19:21:26 03/29/05 Tue
Howdy little filly... Got any ideas where I can get my hands on a 20 gallon hat? I need it to hide my horns. (NT) -- Asa, 09:09:09 03/21/05 Mon
- You are a bad old man. Talking to you might taint me! Your son Bo is a loser! Your grandson Kevin & his son Duke are dopes! Nevermind your horns get a 40 gallon hat and hide them under it! Ya'll suck! And you are mean! Eat more fiber! OH & YOU AIN'T BLAIR'S DADDY! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 09:09:09 03/21/05 Mon
Okay... I've been spending a lot of time going through Jen's drawers, and I discovered a new... SNIFF.... passion...SNIFF! (NT) -- Daniel, 09:04:07 03/21/05 Mon
- Nasty! Nasty! Nasty! Man But your one saving grace you ain't sniffing Nora's drawes.OMG say you ain't doing that! Nevermind, I don't want to know. Nasty Man! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 09:04:07 03/21/05 Mon
Hey blainca! This is really embarrassing! I don't even want to tell you how, but I got this stank on me, and I can't wash it off! Any suggestions? (NT) -- Thomas X, 16:46:12 03/20/05 Sun
- Todd! Is that you???? (NT) -- Viki, 13:09:08 03/06/05 Sun
  - Oh I�m sorry! Is this the Viki show? Is my name Viki or is your name blainca? Is this your damn hotline? No? Then might I suggest you get the fuck off my line! You are dangerously over stepping your boundaries bitch...Your damn gall runs deeper then the Grand Canyon but bitch� I�ll kill you! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 14:01:06 03/06/05 Sun
- Hey baby! You can't wash it off? Wow! Did you try soaking in tomato juice.. it works on skunk stank? Is this worse then Skunk Stank!?! Call Me! (NT) -- blainca, 13:59:29 03/06/05 Sun
  - It's Margaret stank; of course it's worse than skunk stank! (NT) -- Todd, 16:46:12 03/20/05 Sun
Hey blainca! Me so horny! Can you help a fellow out? (NT) -- Rex, 02:19:02 03/20/05 Sun
- Have you called Marcie? Didn't she have a call in show? Leave me the hell alone! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 02:19:02 03/20/05 Sun
Yeah�uh�I�m sort of lonely and I�d like to arrange an escort. Uh�I�d like him to have dark hair, shaggy, sort of longish hair. If�uh�if he had a five o�clock shadow, that�d be great. And like�uh�a deep, raspy voice. I�d like him to call me �kid� and reject me a couple of times before he�uh�takes me. Is that possible? (NT) -- Red, 20:08:21 03/19/05 Sat
- Uh, yes sure why not. Please don't call back. I like to keep my line open to the slightly less pathetic. Next Caller. (NT) -- blainca, 20:08:21 03/19/05 Sat
Hi blainca! I listen to you every night before I go to bed over at St. Anne's. I know that you have helped a lot of people with their problems, and I was hoping that you could help me because I think that Dori lied. I'm looking for my little girl, Blair. I can't find her anywhere, and she hasn't been to see me in a REALLY LONG TIME. What should I do? (NT) -- Addie, 13:32:47 03/06/05 Sun
- Hmmmm.. That is quite a problem you have there Addie.. I would really, really hate to lie to you like Dori did and I'm not saying that she did. I'm just saying if you think she did then you know better then I do..ok..well let me go ahead and press the EASY button and direct you right on over the proper channels.. You might want to go ask the police chief about what is going on he is in charge of that stuff..his GUT tells him what to do.. like magic... His name is Bo he would be the one stuffing his face with doughnuts and guzzling coffee.. but Addie please do not forget to knock BEFORE you enter his office! Cause he might be having inappropriate hoochie coochie in his in there. Oh and stay away from the dirty fella his name is John McBain he can't and he won't help you either. I hope you find your child soon..Do the nuns know you are calling me here? Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 13:32:47 03/06/05 Sun
blainca, I'm going to have a baby. How do I keep him warm, safe and cozy? (NT) -- Peggy, 07:00:21 02/27/05 Sun
- Um hold on while I whisper to my producer to make sure this call is being traced- Ok I'm back now, so uh peggy, your having a baby? Uh huh, where are you right now? What? I didn't hear you, can you repeat that? I see, So how far along are you? Why am I asking you all these questions? Well becasue I'm tracing the phone call & I have to keep you on the line! Yes I am a freshingly honest person! And I'm also relying on your stupidty to stay on the phone.You will? Thank you crazy bitch! Um now honestly I don't know much about babies but I have this friend she has two kids she can help you I'm sure of it, um I just gave her your address she is on her way right now. Yeah! Just look out for a skinny tall blond chick, If she is spitting fire & wielding some sort of weapon..Yeah that's her.. Let her in! What do you mean she looks like Blair? Nah..Blair's dead a car crusher got her. Yes I'm sure have I ever lied to you before?..Ok I accept your apology ...ok bye bye! I love my job...Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 07:00:21 02/27/05 Sun
blainca, Do you know the name of a good therapist? It seems that I'm constantly attracted to men with no necks, and I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the fact that my father had no neck either? Oh my God! I'm in love with my father! Ixnay on the octoray. (NT) -- Nora, 06:35:28 02/27/05 Sun
- It's not that I can't help you..It's just that I don't wanna help you...no.. not even a little bit..Ok goodbye now...Oh alright damn me and my goodness..The answers you are looking for you are not going to find with a therapist..the answers are at the bottom of ever whisky bottle you drink..the more you drink the clearly your life becomes...Never call me again...Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:35:28 02/27/05 Sun
I think somebody is working roots on me! I woke up one morning, and all of a sudden I was jonesin' on this crazy, unkempt, obssessive white boy. What can I do? (NT) -- Evangeline, 06:29:22 02/27/05 Sun
- You can hang up the phone and leave me alone..that's what you can do! Cause nobody is working anything on you.. you are just nasty.. OWN IT! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:29:22 02/27/05 Sun
I just lost my kid, the one that my saintly wife stole, and I'm going to need some lovin'. I heard those Vega boys call in for some sexual healing, so where is mine? (NT) -- Kevin, 06:26:12 02/27/05 Sun
- Listen mother fucker! I really don't give a hot pile shit what has happend to you ever. If you want some lovin I ain't the porkchop lover you seek! That galloping bitch Kelly comes stewing in her very own gravy.. you like gravy dontcha? And why are you calling this number? How many freaking times to I have to tell you to GET BENT! Next DamnedCaller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:26:12 02/27/05 Sun
I'm looking for a good lip gloss! You got any suggestions? (NT) -- Jessica, 06:20:35 02/27/05 Sun
- Cisco.. Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:20:35 02/27/05 Sun
Ignore him! He's just my goofy little brother. I'm looking for a redheaded whacko who stole my parents. You got any advice on where I can hire a hitman? (NT) -- Starr, 06:19:22 02/27/05 Sun
- Once again little girl... you have lost your mind and for some strange reason you seem to think you and I are friends...We ain't!...Think about the way you asked me that question and try again later.....I feel sorry for you plight... What's your daddy doing hmmm? ..He is the bath? I see, mm hmm... OK wait, after you have asked me properly... call me at..123-555-KILLA... Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:19:22 02/27/05 Sun
Hey blainca! I heard that you have a salve that can tighten up the jowls on my face and my butt cheeks. How about helping out a friendly police commish? (NT) -- Commissioner Buchanan, 06:12:21 02/27/05 Sun
- How about you never calling this number again?.. If your jowls and your ass is what you've got on the brain then is it any wonder your floppy ass can't do your job? JOB? You don't know what that is do you? Huh? It's to HELP people..like what I'm doing ... not to share your gertiol sluttiness with your serial killer girlfriend...did you know the bitch was a serial killer? Of course you didn't she's not made up of dougnuts and coffee..the only things you seem to comprehend... Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:12:21 02/27/05 Sun
Hi! My name is Jack Manning. You got any cookies over there? (NT) -- jack, 06:03:14 02/27/05 Sun
- Hi little boy... I gots lots of cookies...first you have to tell your Daddy to take a bath and delouse himself and "bring" you to me...tell him that I know where your Mommy is...I got cookies... Bring your Daddy! Get some cookies! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 06:03:14 02/27/05 Sun
Hey! A year ago you shot me down, and now I'm up for sainthood. Just goes to show, you know nothin' lady! Nothin', you hear! (NT) -- Kelly, 05:59:24 02/27/05 Sun
- Listen Blowfish...get this though to your bloated head...NOBODY LIKES YOU! And I HATE YOU! Now did you find out exactly how many pills it take to kill you yet? That's your mission.... please go to it! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 05:59:24 02/27/05 Sun
Hey lady! I'm going to see that the FCC takes your broadcasting license. (NT) -- Daniel Colson, 07:58:50 02/22/05 Tue
- Wait a minute.. are you on some sort of a break or something? Shouldn't you be like grooming Nora's back hair or trying to locate your neck? No? Ok, if your sure then you just go right ahead and kiss my ass.. Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 07:58:50 02/22/05 Tue
blainca, I put your name on my visitor's list. FYI.... Conjugal visits are on the first Saturday of every month. (NT) -- Cristian, 02:08:11 02/22/05 Tue
- Aye papi!... I'll be there before the rooster crows... and be sure to let me know if I'm too much woman for you... I have seen what you were married to before...Don't worry I won't blink at you while I...well you will see..Next lover..I mean... Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 02:08:11 02/22/05 Tue
Hey you fine sexy mama! I want to rub myself all over your body. I'll be waiting for you when you sign off. (NT) -- Antonio Vega, 02:02:12 02/22/05 Tue
- You talking to me? Cause if you were, you forgot to say WHERE you were waiting? And um, I'm going to have to insist you no longer call me at this number.. I mean after you rub me you must never call me again. Why? Because I hate you! That why! You can rub me today but after that never again! So where you at? Do you have oil? I'm gonna need a blindfold and some licka just so you know! And I'm gonna need them BEFORE the rubbing starts! Thanks for calling! (NT) -- blainca, 12:01:46 02/17/05 Thu
  - Ooooooooooooooooooo! I like it when you talk dirty sexy mama! (NT) -- Antonio Vega, 19:50:10 02/19/05 Sat
    - Just shut your face and rub my body! Next Caller. (NT) -- blainca, 02:02:12 02/22/05 Tue
Um, blainca? Yes, well my name is Margaret and you see I have this man that I love and who loves me held hostage and I want to have his baby but he keeps calling for this bitch named Blair. Blair! Blair! Blair! He won't even have sex with me! Then I had to shoot him twice and I had to kill his sidekick and he just keep getting mad at me and did I mention I hate Blair and...... (NT) -- Mad Mags, 11:32:53 01/09/05 Sun
- uh huh, me no talkie talkie to crazy people! But my sock puppet Bluto wants to know why your forhead is so big? Thanks for calling. (NT) -- blainca, 11:32:53 01/09/05 Sun
blainca, I have a bad case of gas. What can I do to get rid of it? (NT) -- Nat, 22:36:42 11/19/04 Fri
- Thanks for calling... Soak your head in GASoline...then light a match..it's should clear you right up..Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 22:36:42 11/19/04 Fri
Hey blainca! I'm looking forward to seeing you on Saturday! I got something really special for you. Just follow the scent of my cologne! If you thought I smelled good last year, just you wait baby! (NT) -- Danny Boy, 01:52:38 08/22/04 Sun
- Bastard!....Calling you a whore to your face on Friday didn't cure you huh? I don't want whatever you got! I don't want it! I have never been deloused before and I'm rather keen on keeping it that way! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 01:52:38 08/22/04 Sun
Hey Blainca, I see the residence of St. Anne have invaded your telephone number. I guess someone posted the number on the walls of the bathroom. You've been invaded by a bunch of crazies!!! Good luck!! (NT) -- DaJ, 06:17:32 08/11/04 Wed
- Thanks for calling kind lady! And here I thought the freaks only came out at night. I'm going to see what I can do about getting a new number. I really do HATE the Buchies in ever concievable from, and their stench of stupity that follows and lingers.... I'm running a damn wholesome show here! Next caller (NT) -- blainca, 06:17:32 08/11/04 Wed
Hello Blainca! I'm getting the munchies for another Vega snack. Any suggestions for how I can lick, I mean kick this habit? (NT) -- Jessica, 13:37:40 07/28/04 Wed
- Vega Snack? .. well your beyound my help!..... I would like to have said that it was a pleasure knowing you, but that would be a lie and so I won't ...Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 13:37:40 07/28/04 Wed
Just wanted to let you know that I'm free! I kicked that lyin' wife of mine out, and I'm all yours! You've been calling me a Manho, well just let me show you what this manho can do for you baby. (NT) -- Kevin, 13:30:19 07/28/04 Wed
- How strong is the crack you are smoking? What exactly is it laced with? How much of that stuff are you taking in? You already have a big fat head can you really handle all that is me? God so young to have such a death wish! Do yourself a favor spank your monkey and be thankful it's still attached to you! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 13:30:19 07/28/04 Wed
Blainca, I'm hearing voices again, and they are warning me that that nut job of a niece of mine is coming here to St. Anne's. Please tell me that it's not so, and if it is, can I come stay with you? (NT) -- Addie, 13:23:42 07/28/04 Wed
- Thanks for calling.. Guess what Addie? Did you know if doctors already know that you have heard voices at one time in your life you pretty much do what ever you want and get away with it? How bout you be our hero Addie? We need a hero! Blair needs a hero! Why, Addie as we speak poor little Starr can't sleep because Kelly mug dances in head.. You can make it all go away Addie...Call me after midnight we can talk s'more! I love you Addie! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 13:23:42 07/28/04 Wed
I have a feeling that I'm not in the hills of Atlantic City any more. Blainca, I was wondering where I could get some clothes that make me look...... you know... CLASSY! (NT) -- Natalie, 12:55:27 07/28/04 Wed
- Thanks for calling.. well the first thing you need to do is STOP squeezing into Barbie's daywear outfits...then you might consider shoping at the "grown up" ladies department where the selection is wide just like your hips and your mouth. Next Caller. (NT) -- blainca, 12:55:27 07/28/04 Wed
Yeeeah Blainca, I remember, I belive it was in Nashville. Someone was walking around with some mighty fresh looking hair. How'd she do it?? I can't remember. (NT) -- just curious if you dare answer, 19:40:57 06/24/04 Thu
- It had something to do with Summer.. Summer Breeze? Summer Fresh? Summer Free? I know it was summer something and I know it was used in the manner that was not recommended on the label... Summer Clean? what was it? oh well maybe one of my astute callers will figure it out and help blainca out! No dumb asses in Llanview though! You need not apply! That means DO. NOT. CALL. ME! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 19:40:57 06/24/04 Thu
I need some help. Every time I try to express emotion my face scrunches up, phlegm starts to pour and my voice becomes a high pitched screech. I am also very needy, clingy and wear Stepford Wive dresses. I won't even go into my over processed hair. What can I do to make myself as appealing as my tall and lithe cousin? (NT) -- Sniveling with Sincerity, 19:37:24 06/21/04 Mon
- Hello? Hello? Kyzer how many times to I have to tell you not to give this number to your mutt friends? Tell your little bitch friend to call you on your own damn doggy phone! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 19:37:24 06/21/04 Mon
blainca, I need your help. I recently reconciled with my ex. Do you know the names of any good contractors? I need to fix my bedroom wall. (NT) -- The Real Deal, 11:38:02 06/17/04 Thu
- ummm yeah try this number. 1- 888- b-l-a-i-n-c-a. I rub backs and tweek man nipples as well! (NT) -- blainca, 11:38:02 06/17/04 Thu
I've been getting closer and closer to my cousin's ex-husband, and I think I'm beginning to FEEL what it is that keeps her coming back for more. Should I back off and give them a chance for a reunion, or should I jump his bones on the floor of that hideous penthouse of his? (NT) -- Kel... Kelia, 05:20:23 06/08/04 Tue
- You have to ask yourself... "I'm I tired of living?" Then if the answer is yes.. you go right ahead and try to jump his bones.. I know a little something about your cousin... she, much like myself... don't like you and all you have to do is give her a reason and you will get your wish of a speedy and possibly pain riddled death. But if you for some reason want to continue living ....why? when you so clearly suck at it.... Yo know what?.... what the hell do it anyway! Happy death to you! You stupid mutated heifer slug! Next Caller (NT) -- blainca, 05:20:23 06/08/04 Tue
Blainca....can't wait to see you guys next weekend! We are going to have one hell of a fun time!! (NT) -- HOWDY LAURA, 05:13:27 06/08/04 Tue
- HOWDY Laura!! I'm looking foward to my weekend as well. Unfortunately It has been brought to my attention that there will be some trouble making trollop walking around with a camera at the ready to capture any good time I might be having! Of all the nerve! I might have to eliminate this little problem come hell or come high water! (NT) -- blainca, 05:13:27 06/08/04 Tue
blainca, I need your help. Whenever I visit the great city of Nashville I have a tendency to overdrink. How can I pace myself so that I won't find myself in any compromising positions? It's getting harder and harder to come up with the blackmail money in today's economy, ya know? Any advice? (NT) -- Looking In A Mirror, 07:55:55 06/04/04 Fri
- This is OUTRAGEOUS! Of all the OUT and OUT gall! You...ego maniacal mercenary! How dare you question my sobriety like I'm some common derelict! I would like to have you know... that I am a confrimed dyed-in-the-wool TEETOTALER! I do not partake in knocking back if you will the "hootch, moonshine, fire water or the can heat" Abstinence goes hand in hand with not making a fool of oneself. I will not soon forget your insolence by asking me this wickedly odious question. Good day to you! Next Caller! .. PS... Looking In A Mirror? Is It? Well here is to hoping that mirror falls and cracks into a bagazillion pieces... You piddling pissant! (NT) -- blainca, 07:55:55 06/04/04 Fri
I know you don't like me, BUT... I need your advice. I think that my wife is having an affair with my rat bastard cousin. Should I confront her, take a contract out on him or just sniff after my wife's cousin once again? Your thoughts, please! (NT) -- Kev, 18:36:56 05/25/04 Tue
- How about, hire a contract out on yourself.. that way you spare your wife's cousin and ME! On top of that... you don't give the rat bastard the satisfaction of seeing you suffer! And you know what else? You teach your stupid wife a lesson she will never forget! See how that works for everyone.. and here you thought I didn't like you! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 18:36:56 05/25/04 Tue
Checkkkkinnnnggggg. 4.4.5.3.2.1.3.5.6.3. 8.4.3.1. Baaaalllllannnncccee. Balllaaanncce! Baaaaalllaaaance!!! Custoooomerrrr...serrrrvice. Hello? Hello? Custoooomerrrrr...serrrrrvice... (NT) -- ?, 00:23:00 05/15/04 Sat
- And you dialed all by your little self, eh Sttttuuuuppppid? Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 00:23:00 05/15/04 Sat
Hey Blainca babieeee! Haven't you heard? You lucky dog you, you'll get that chance you've been dying for. The chance to see me shake my booty babe! Yeeeeah! I know you want me! You can't deny it. Enjoy it! I know you will!! P.S. All that huffing and puffing is gunna be for you mi amor! *wink*wink* (NT) -- Antonio, 08:38:08 04/30/04 Fri
- �Por favor, tome esto tan offensively como es ment... usted es una peque�a perra! Todos que lo hacen el huffing y el soplar usted los medios cagaron a m�. Aunque usted puede ser que mire el buen nekkid entonces otra vez usted no pudo. Si usted ... �Entonces un muchacho m�s duro de la sacudida! �Si usted entonces no cae a muertos usted perra wheezing del burro! Llamador Siguiente!(click for translation) -- blainca, 15:06:29 04/29/04 Thu
  - Rrrrrrrrowl!! Ay mi amor!! Si! Si! Soy tu perra, lo que tu quieras!! Puedo soplar lo que tu quieras!! (y si soy tan flexible) ; ) Y el huffing es despues! Si me entiendes. *wink*wink TU, YO, horizontal baile........ -- Antonio (You want me!! You know it!!), 00:40:53 04/30/04 Fri
    - �qu� deseo siempre eh? primero de todos cierre la cogida encima del segunda de todos all� no ser� ninguna maldici�n huffing ninguno en todos. que haremos la danza horizontal que proporciona a} usted debe afeitar su cabeza y b} cerrado las luces... de m� no necesito ni no deseo ser recordado c�mo bajo me he hundido... pero bajo ningunas circunstancias habr� el huffing maldito fuera de usted... O usted descubrir� porqu� mi apodo es BoLo... -- blainca, 08:38:08 04/30/04 Fri
With my Nancy Drew instincts, I have figured out that something is going on with my Uncle Todd, and my sister-in-law, Kelly. Should I tell my brother Kevin? (NT) -- Jessica, 15:12:49 04/27/04 Tue
- Oh please do! You freeking dingaling! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 15:12:49 04/27/04 Tue
I think my cousin had an affair with Adam Chandler or she got his sperm from a sperm bank because her baby looks just like the rich old dude. (NT) -- Blair, 08:44:35 04/19/04 Mon
- Yeah, well keep it to your self or better yet go ask Todd! Ask him straight out what he makes of all this... then keep that to your self...UNTIL the most perfect moment then WHAMO! you dig?.. Next Caller (NT) -- blainca, 08:44:35 04/19/04 Mon
Hey blainca! I got me a baby boy! How do you like me now? (NT) -- Kev, 07:30:27 04/13/04 Tue
- Re: Hey blainca! I got me a baby boy! How do you like me now? (NT) -- You just wait MoFo! I got somthing for you!, 14:09:38 04/11/04 Sun
  - Yeah! I know you want some of this, but you can't have any... Nananananaaa! (NT) -- Kev, 15:38:23 04/12/04 Mon
    - Oh yeah I want you about as much as I want to come down with a case of the crabs! Nope I don't want you greesy cheesy stank whorin ass! Not today! Not tommorrow! Not ever! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 07:30:27 04/13/04 Tue
Hello Ms. Blainca. Although I was estranged from my youngest son for most of his formative years, now that he's all grown up I find that I can't keep my hands off of his fine firm form. Is it wrong to cop a feel every now and then? And really, what's a little kiss on the mouth amongst family. I didn't slip him the tongue. I swear! (NT) -- Mama McFeelMe, 14:12:09 04/11/04 Sun
- 1-800-DirtyPeople That the number you are looking for. Don't call me again! McNasty! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 14:12:09 04/11/04 Sun
blainca, what are you doing tonight? I'm all alone, and I need to be with a fine, hot young lady like yourself to stir it up with. (NT) -- David, 11:01:38 04/06/04 Tue
- ARE YOR CRAZY? I'M A MARRIED WOMAN! {call my privite number} Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 11:01:38 04/06/04 Tue
Is it true that I can make my penis bigger if I pull on it with a plunger? (NT) -- River, 17:07:48 04/01/04 Thu
- Uh huh, Next Caller! Boy they just don't come any dumber then this in Llanview do they? (NT) -- blainca, 17:07:48 04/01/04 Thu
My wife just had a baby, and the baby doesn't look like anybody in either of our families...Should I be suspicious? (NT) -- Kevin, 17:04:38 04/01/04 Thu
- Go to hell! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 17:04:38 04/01/04 Thu
Yeah, can I get a large pizza with anchovies, peanut butter and extra cheese? (NT) -- !, 11:48:47 03/29/04 Mon
- Of course you can, but not at this number you disgusting shmuck! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 11:48:47 03/29/04 Mon
Blainca, David told me that I was still wet behind the ears. What in the hell does that mean anyway. (NT) -- Lafaux, 18:03:59 03/27/04 Sat
- Well it means your a little to young for him.... new born babies are wet..your a baby! WOW, makes you want him more don't it? Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 18:03:59 03/27/04 Sat
Well Well Well aren't we special...Got your own help touchy feely help board...Now you just have to get -- dd, 16:16:49 03/24/04 Wed
- Thanks for calling!....Up yours!!! How's that for some compasion? Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 16:16:49 03/24/04 Wed
Help! My nails are blue! (NT) -- V, 19:26:08 03/22/04 Mon
- Re: Help! My nails are blue! (NT) -- What ever gave you the idea I fucking cared? Next Caller!, 19:26:08 03/22/04 Mon
Howdy Blainca....you partying with the gals in Nashville again this year??? (NT) -- Laura, 12:34:43 03/22/04 Mon
- And if so, are you planning on falling off the bed again? (NT) -- that bitch who shares your name, 22:15:32 03/21/04 Sun
  - I don't normally do this on my show...but... Fuck You! Thanks for calling! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 12:34:43 03/22/04 Mon
- Howdy right back at ya! Laura..That's the plan! Party hardy in Nashville! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 12:23:03 03/22/04 Mon
I know where you can get music boxes and red leotards cheap. You can e-mail me at Haver@statesville.com (NT) -- Doc., 03:45:55 03/18/04 Thu
- I think those leotards are defective..I ask you, when was the last time they actually worked? Why are Jess, Jenn, and Rea still walking around? WHY?...... Uh huh that's what I thought! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 03:45:55 03/18/04 Thu
Hello blainca! I think that I got Blair's brain tumor, and I don't want it at'tall! What shall I do? (NT) -- Victoria Lord Riley Buchanan Sloan Davidson, 03:42:11 03/18/04 Thu
- Let it alone, let it fester and grow... then drop dead! That's what you do. Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 03:42:11 03/18/04 Thu
I know you told me to stop calling, but I just love bitchy women; so when you get through yelling at me, you can come over to Asa's and give me a spanking. (NT) -- Kev, 01:41:54 03/07/04 Sun
- Somebody for forgot to check their feet..who dragged in the shit? Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 01:41:54 03/07/04 Sun
Hi Blainca, where is everybody? One day they were watching now everybody seemed to have disappeared?? I miss my old buddies! Thanks! (NT) -- DaJ (still watching), 01:37:25 03/07/04 Sun
- Thanks for calling Daj..I have have an answer for you...The Writers! They ruined everything! They made us leave! The Writers! The sons' of bitches! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 01:37:25 03/07/04 Sun
By the way.... Can you please tell me where I can get a suit that fits? (NT) -- KevHo, 08:51:16 03/06/04 Sat
blainca, forget about those whackos! I have a real problem. My allowance is being cut, and I just realized that I can't have my glue for my do, and sniff it too. What should I do? (NT) -- River, 17:40:06 03/05/04 Fri
- Hang up the phone! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 23:55:10 03/04/04 Thu
  - I can't... The phone is stuck to my ear. (NT) -- River, 17:40:06 03/05/04 Fri
Hi blainca, I just had a hole drilled in my head. How do I keep the maggots out? (NT) -- Blair, 23:42:01 03/04/04 Thu
- Wait, wait first answer this.. Are you susceptible to brain washing? Cause if you are there this magic doctor who can help! He brain washed a twit with a brain the size a pea.. I'm sure he can help you learn to get the fat headed, big toothed, stupid cheezy greese monkey maggot from you and your holy head!! (NT) -- blainca, 23:42:01 03/04/04 Thu
blainca, forget about the hole in Blair's head! I just got shot for the one hundred and fiftieth time, and I'm headed back to Statesville. I know that you have a thing for my thing, so Can you bake me a cake and put a file in it? (NT) -- Todd, 23:29:57 03/04/04 Thu
- I'm not baking shit, leave me alone! Call me later! Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 23:29:57 03/04/04 Thu
Look big mouth! I can have you unplugged just like that! I'm an FBI man, and I can do any damn thing that I want to do, but if you're nice to me, and tell me how sexy my voice is when I talk low, and how sexy I look when I put my hands on my hips and sling my hair from side to side, well maybe I'll cut you some slack and let you stay on the air. (NT) -- McBain, 08:54:13 03/03/04 Wed
- There is a bottle of shampoo and some bath water with your name on it somewhere so be a good FBI man and seek it out! As for you hands on your hips tell you little bitch Antonio only one man can do that at a time when you both do it it's pretty damn funny and I'm not interested in laughing at any of you! And this crap about taking me off the air...ain't you got like a serial killer to catch? or !some flies to intercept from landing in gNats mouth? Next Caller (NT) -- blainca, 08:54:13 03/03/04 Wed
blainca! Who in the ...... Hello! Hello! My name is Natalie Buchanan Vega, and I'm warning you to step back, and treat my brother with some respect! ... HELLO! HELLO! (NT) -- Nat, 17:35:27 03/02/04 Tue
- You are WARNING me? What are you going to do? Blink me to death! Listen you dizzy little stooge you and whole GD family your dumb ass Mother included are an abomination! Do you know what that big word means? Go ask you stank fossil of a mother! She was there when the word was invented! Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 17:35:27 03/02/04 Tue
My wife is having a baby, but I don't give damn because I know that when that hole heals in her counsin's skull, I'm going to be on that like Shaq on a big meal snack. (NT) -- KevHo, 12:20:23 03/02/04 Tue
- Call my show again and I will fucking kill you! Next Caller! And it better not be one of your dumb ass relatives. (NT) -- blainca, 12:20:23 03/02/04 Tue
blainca! I'm a freakin' genius! I've been in the brain washing business for a lot of years, but I don't that anyone has ever washed one the size of a pea before! But I did it! I really did it! (NT) -- Dr. Haver, 17:09:10 02/29/04 Sun
- Thanks for calling! And by all means my good man, you should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for preforming miracles. Hell you should win...size of a pea huh? I know somoeone who has the brain the size of a pinhead! would you like to try her out? I can make it happen! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 17:09:10 02/29/04 Sun
Look Missy! I don't know who you think you are, but I am fed up with your treatment of my gloriously wonderful children! (NT) -- Victoria Lord Riley Buchanan Carpenter Davidson, 04:05:49 02/28/04 Sat
- Look Relic, allow me to shed some light on some very real facts for you. Number one being, your children are stupid, nasty, whoring, obtuse, weak, sniveling not to mention the saddest sack of useless and worthless pussies I have ever come across! Worthless pussies?{how can that be?} cause everybody who is anybody can use a good pussy somtime! In other words you done raised three pieces of shit. gNat raised herself her one redeeming quailty! Yeah you don't know me lets never change that! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 04:05:49 02/28/04 Sat
Did you see my butt? Look at my butt, didn't I look freakin awesome?? Did you see it?? Look! Look!! My butt is perfection, not only that how good did I look in my turtle neck??? Come on now!! I was lookin gooood!! Say it! Say it!! (NT) -- Your fantasy.......the man who makes this look damn better than that "other guy", 16:48:40 02/24/04 Tue
- Tee hee! baby told you already, you have to call on my private line when you want to holla at me .. there is no need to make the others jealous with your fine ass! mmmmmmm Call Me! tee hee! (NT) -- Mrs. Walker Lawrence., 16:48:40 02/24/04 Tue
I'm a wanna- be journalist that has great connections to cross the line...but now I've handed my car keys over to a serial killer...oh no Blainca, what do I do? Will I ever see Antonio again? (NT) -- Jessica aka Nancy Drew, 00:56:54 02/24/04 Tue
- Next Caller! Who in the hell is screening these calls? (NT) -- blainca, 00:56:54 02/24/04 Tue
Hi! My name is Kevin, but the ladies call me "Mr. Big Stuff". I was just wondering if you knew of another family of Llanview women I could have sex with? (NT) -- Bukie Heir, 00:52:57 02/24/04 Tue
- No, but I know one in Brooklyn who would just love to reach out and touch you! How bout it! Bring yourself and your nuts! I garandamntee you will never be the same! Or your nuts for that matter! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 00:52:57 02/24/04 Tue
Can you tell me where I can get red leotards wholesale? My supply is depleted. (NT) -- Doc., 00:49:51 02/24/04 Tue
- This is not that kinds of talk show you lazy bastard! Ever head of the freekin yellow pages! Jeez! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 00:49:51 02/24/04 Tue
I think my boyfriend is in love with Agent McBain. How can I get him to love me again? (NT) -- Jessica, 00:47:42 02/24/04 Tue
- Try dying they always love you more when your dead! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 00:47:42 02/24/04 Tue
Blainca, I think somebody put a hex on me. I have this sick obssesion for this chick that looks like a bone with hair. Is there any help for me? (NT) -- Sexy Rexy, 19:13:27 02/21/04 Sat
- Hmmmmm? Lemme think for a second lemme me see now..... ok...ok....I got got nothing..Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 19:13:27 02/21/04 Sat
My husband just died in November, and I was just wondering if it's too soon to want me some of that John McBain? (NT) -- Grieving Widow, 02:05:53 02/21/04 Sat
- Thanks for calling, I don't care...Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 02:05:53 02/21/04 Sat
Blainca, I am just appauld that my talents are not being appreciated by the FBI. Don't they know that my secret decoder ring will let US to the true MBK. I don't know why I am not taken seriously, oh well, at least Dr. Haver realizes how smart I am. He is just soo sweet, he just bought me this cute red leotard to thank me for all my help.Do you have any suggestions on what to do to be taken more seriously? (NT) -- Jessica "If I only had a brain" Buchanan, 10:53:42 02/19/04 Thu
- I Just love seafood it's all kinds of tasty! But fish don't have bing brains..see what I'm saying gupie? No? lemme spell it out for ya..YOU. ARE.STU-PID! And that will NEVER change! ok? ...ok...Bye bye now! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 10:53:42 02/19/04 Thu
blainca, love your show! I am a writer experiencing serious blockage. All I seem to be able to do is tell the same old stories over and over and over again. Any suggestions to help me jump start my imagination? (NT) -- Sign me "Michael luvs Marty", 13:30:28 02/18/04 Wed
- Yeah how bout you sit back and watch the slop you have peddled our way take notes and never do that again..Oh wait you already did that cept they were way better in your books .. Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 13:30:28 02/18/04 Wed
blainca, the bed sores on my back and legs are killing me...any suggestions? (NT) -- Ben, 22:42:57 02/17/04 Tue
- Thanks for calling. But if they are killing you do we really have a problem? If you really want my suggestion how about hurry up and die..how's that? Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 22:42:57 02/17/04 Tue
Dearest Blainca, I find myself at a crossroads. My beloved brother has gotten himself into quite the predicament, as has my beautiful and successful son. Their lives have both been turned upside down by the beguiling acts of one woman. It's been a long time since any man, much less two, have been so passionate about me... so my question is... should I let my hair grow long, start wearing more leather... and maybe adopt a slight southern accent? (NT) -- Victoria, 21:29:07 02/16/04 Mon
- uuuuh Do me a favor and lose this number..loose it like you lost you god damn mind! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 21:29:07 02/16/04 Mon
Dearest Blainca...I'm stuck in what seems to be a bathroom and someone keep talking to me. What do I do? Oh no, I see a red leotard coming my way...HELP! (NT) -- ShanaeRAE, 21:26:04 02/16/04 Mon
- Thanks for calling. But lemme get this straight..You want me to help you? Is that what your asking? You want me to help you...ok this is what I want you to do stay on the line while I go to the NEXT CALLER! (NT) -- blainca, 21:26:04 02/16/04 Mon
Listen up Blainca before that old german hag tries to take my cell phone again... Let's say I wanted to help someone get out of somewhere.... and let's say I need to "distract" the guards for just like a little while...what kind of drug should I ask the voo doo lady for? And I'm not going back to see that juvenile judge so your advice better be right!!! (NT) -- Oh Great One!, 21:19:56 02/16/04 Mon
- Oh great one eh? I got a question for you.. Are you hard of hearing? One more time for you little person, blainca and that would me does NOT answer little nobody's such as yourself. Not even on a good day..I'm trying to be nice to you so for the last time Know. Your. Role! or that Judge will be the least of your problems Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 21:19:56 02/16/04 Mon
Hello Blainca, My name is Krazy-Ass-Psycho-Bitch. I just wanted to tell your Llanview audience and anybody else in the world who will listen that KDP is a ..... Hello blainca! Is this thing on? HELLO! HELLO! GDMFIICMF RAZZLEFRAZLE...HELLO! HELLO! (NT) -- Stupid Twat Kunt, 16:03:17 02/16/04 Mon
- Stop screaming into the fucking phone you sour fermented bitter rank uncouth crone... If and when you learn how to make your point without being the crassiest not to be confused with classiest slack jawed hag there ever was... call back... until then don't be a ripe battle-ax!! But if you just GOTTA be you...then don't call my show or you will get more of the same! YA HEAR! Next Freeking Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 16:03:17 02/16/04 Mon
blainca! Can you end your show with a little of Simply Red's latest cd? (NT) -- Al's Soul, 17:42:38 02/12/04 Thu
- I ain't blainca, but I am her namesake (or she is mine, I always forget). If you need that CD, you know I have it, LOL! (NT) -- The CD Whore, 00:54:19 02/12/04 Thu
  - Thanks for calling. Listen to the whore she's special! You name it she's got it! She's got it all! Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 17:42:38 02/12/04 Thu
Help, blainca! My dead body is starting to stink; any suggestions? (NT) -- Lafaux, 19:49:03 02/08/04 Sun
- Set your self on fire! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 19:49:03 02/08/04 Sun
Oh MY Goddess! Boy was I shocked when I found out who took over my talk show, I couldn't believe my ears. You augtta have your mouth washed out with soap, missy! (NT) -- Luna, 15:43:50 02/06/04 Fri
- Don't lose yourself darlin, my name is blainca not to be confused with someone you think you might know well bitch! !! Othenough to be talking to! I live in Brooklyn! Bring it if you want it you Charmin draped erwise step off! Oh I mean step the fuck off! Next Freeking Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 15:43:50 02/06/04 Fri
Since I never go to classes anyway, I've decided to drop out of Llanview U. I'm thinking about becoming either a model or a hooker, but I'm concerned about my bad posture. Any advice on how I can stop walking like a slinky? (NT) -- Jen, 15:30:28 02/06/04 Fri
- No! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 15:30:28 02/06/04 Fri
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Where does my cousin's rapist husband get off, calling me a Madona, like it's a curse or something. (NT) -- Kelly - Pissed off in Llanview PA, 00:09:08 02/06/04 Fri
- No stupid! What he said was you are an ok Madonna but you are no Blair meaning...Your not even good enough to be Madonna let alone Blair.. he super dissed you! You may go cry in your coner now! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 00:09:08 02/06/04 Fri
Uh�I'm new in Llanview�looking for a refuge from the storm I created when my nipple was peeped by millions. I ream myself daily for my bonehead move, but I am truly, truly sorry if I offended anyone�sniff. (NT) -- Annette, 15:59:44 02/05/04 Thu
- Thanks for calling but... Back the fuck out! We have a more then enough wierdo's plus I hear Neverland has vacancies! Plenty of room for you and your offensive titties! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 15:59:44 02/05/04 Thu
Hey Blainca, baby! This is your pal RJ.... Okay, this is buggin' me! The other day I went to the hospital to donate blood, and the nurse said, You negative, well I told her, "So's your mama!" Did I do the right thing? (NT) -- RJ, 13:32:48 02/05/04 Thu
- Thanks for calling! Everythang you do is right Sug! Don't ever doubt your self baby! The bitch will just have to get over it! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 12:44:21 02/04/04 Wed
  - Hello Blainca--- I'm afraid that Mr. Gannon misunderstood what I said. I wasn't talking about his negative attitude, I was telling him his blood type, U negative. Now, the man does have a bad attitude, but I can work around that. Any suggestions for how I can make that hunk my own? (NT) -- Nurse Love, 17:29:10 02/04/04 Wed
    - Thanks for calling...I'm afraid that you are the one misunderstanding..Mr Gannon is perfect he NEVER misunderstands anything..He saw through your obvious hidden message! As to making him your own, sorry to tell you he is already spoken for her name is Joy and she don't play that! Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 18:46:20 02/04/04 Wed
      - Hi, Blainca, this is Joy. Love your show, girl. Just wanted to warn all you women out there who are pushing up on my man that I always keep a machete and a shallow grave at the ready. (NT) -- Joy, 13:32:48 02/05/04 Thu
Hi Blainca, I just happen to peep in and I was surprise how many crazy callers out there. Anyway, good luck. BTW when will this story end? It was exciting at first but now it's going from bad to worst. Why do we need to see Ms. Marty again? Thanks for listening. (NT) -- DaJ, 18:37:28 02/03/04 Tue
- Thanks for calling Daj. The freaks come out at night! Well in this case freaks come out all day... Your right about this story at first it was meaty even though I didn't care for the premis now it's just stupid, convoluted and pointless! Hopefully this crap will end after Grimace{Marty} leaves which won't be fast enough for me! As to why is she here... Ask Luna that hovering bitch know everything! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 18:37:28 02/03/04 Tue
Hi, Blainca! Awesome show! I'm having a problem with BO. I'm currently inhabiting the body of a dead guy and it's difficult keeping the stench down. Short of bathing in lime, what would you suggest? (NT) -- Joy, 12:36:15 02/03/04 Tue
- Thanks for calling. Don't stop short, try bathing in lime! And next time don't give me so much imfo cause I really did not need to know all that! A simple I stink what can I do would have been plenty good! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 12:36:15 02/03/04 Tue
What's shakin', Blainca? My name is Kev..er..cough...Ken�and I was wondering what color panties you're wearing. (NT) -- Ken, 20:34:55 02/02/04 Mon
- What I wouldn't give for you to come over here and find out! Black and Blue MoFo! They are Black and Blue just like the color of your balls if I ever catch up with your bitch ass again! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 20:34:55 02/02/04 Mon
Hi, Blainca. First I just want to say that I just so totally love your show! Your rock on soooooo many levels! My problem is that my boyfriend wears lots of pomade in his hair and it gets all over the sheets and stuff. We were making love the other night and some goop plopped in my eye, temporarily blinding me. And he's sort of a dullard. Our relationship has no fire. How can I tell him, so I don't hurt his feelings, that his brother's hair was much nicer and cleaner and that he should wear his hair that way and maybe take up art? (NT) -- Tess, 22:17:10 02/01/04 Sun
- Thanks for calling, I'm glad you like the show but you damn well that won't stop me from telling you what's what! Your real problem is you are too damn needy. You got a man he wore gunk in his hair when you met him, he was boring when you ment him, he was fireless when you met him.. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 22:17:10 02/01/04 Sun
I hate my mom because she's always there for me and loves me no matter how much of a bitch I am. I really want to go live with my dad because he's, like, so kewl when he abandons me and my mom and baby brother and when he tells stupid lies that break our family up. How do I divorce my mom and go live with my dad? (NT) -- Moon, 22:04:35 02/01/04 Sun
- Know your roll! blainca doesn't answer to children! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 22:04:35 02/01/04 Sun
This absolutely gorgeous guy who raped me is being falsely accused of rape by his lying wife. Since I was once raped and stalked by him and am now a fizzikiatrist, I think I can be totally objective as far as helping to prove my guy...er...rapist has changed and emcompasses goodness and light. So my question is...what do you think I should wear when I give my testimony? Up do or long flowing locks? Cleavage or no? I really want to make a good impression in court. (NT) -- Martha Roundpenny, 21:58:21 02/01/04 Sun
- Thanks for calling, After reading your question the only thing you could and should be wearing is a straight jacket you god damn wierdo! Next Caller (NT) -- blainca, 21:58:21 02/01/04 Sun
My bestest friend in the whole wide world, Marcie, told me that I should join Sluts Anonymous. Is there such an organization; if there is, where do I sign up. I'm tired of being treated like I'm a blow up doll. (NT) -- Jen, 16:50:51 01/31/04 Sat
- Thanks for calling, PLEASE don't listen to Marcie peer presure will lead you to darkness.. just kill yourself trust me it will slove all your problems..Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 16:50:51 01/31/04 Sat
My doctor just gave me a new lease on life, so I'm thinking about getting me a young little something-something to take my mind off of my arthritis. Got any dating tips? (NT) -- Biddy Cramer, 19:33:25 01/30/04 Fri
- Thanks for calling, Yeah sure I got a plenty of tips but the one I find most effective is when you see the one you like you simple walk up to them and Grrrrraaaaab em! If you got to dope em up before you Grrrrraaaaab em, so be it! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 19:33:25 01/30/04 Fri
Hey Lady--- I have this Nephew who is always sniffing around my wife. Any avice? (NT) -- T. M., 15:52:05 01/30/04 Fri
- thanks for calling, First things first you have to KNOW your enemy! Set him up! Think up the most embarassing, evil, nasty situation you can possibly put him in then do it! I'm betting this nephew of yours likes to gloat or talk out his ass probably both use that and a few well hidden video recording tools some booze to get the payback started and and let the chips fall where they may... If that doesn't work Bobb-it! Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 15:52:05 01/30/04 Fri
No worries -- Ditzy, 20:57:21 01/29/04 Thu
- Thanks for calling, Should you be concerned? hhhhmmmm...What on earth for...Since you don't hold it against him and all! Hell have him move his office right into her drawers that way you'll know exactly where he is everytime you stop by!... Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 20:57:21 01/29/04 Thu
Er.... I know that this is taboo, but what do you think about the use of wire hangers in child rearing? You see, I have this little girl, and, well, I think that she's precocious, but others think she's the demon seed, so I was just wondering what your thoughts are. (NT) -- Blaine, 20:46:55 01/29/04 Thu
- Thanks for calling Blaine, great name by the way! Click -- blainca, 18:06:21 01/29/04 Thu
  - Hmmmm! Wet dish rag, huh? Well, since I've never used that method of punishment, I'm not quite sure just how wet the dishrag should be, or if the water should be hot or cold, or does it matter? (NT) -- Bair... er.... I mean, Blain, 18:31:55 01/29/04 Thu
    - The mo wetter the mo better! Next caller! (NT) -- blainca, 20:46:55 01/29/04 Thu
I think my ex-husband is having sex with my mother. How can I find out if my suspicions are true? (NT) -- Jen Rappaport Balsom Buchanan, 23:13:04 01/28/04 Wed
- Hello Jenn, well the first thing you need to do is ..stop thinking.. I don't like the smell of burning rubber! hehehehe But no really why would you even want to know? .. I suppose I could answer your question, yeah I think I will here goes, If I were you I'd hide under the bed and listen in.. and if they really did the nasty I'd kill myself! You got that Jen? kill yourself! ...Next Caller! (NT) -- blainca, 23:13:04 01/28/04 Wed