No body is abnormal friend, youre all normal. Mr Normals uncle says Mr Chris of the bass is normalar than the rest, as he pots plants and acts like a man in an allotment gathering twigs and bracken, acting out boy scout duties. Like a normal boy pleasing his abnormal master of darkness who hides like a wee mouse sheltering from the truth. A bassist can never be fully considered abnormal if he plays bass with his left foot instead of his fallice. Its a frickin unusual business is being abnormal, few achieve such realms of horrifying abnormality.
