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Date Posted: 13:27:10 12/30/01 Sun
Author: Zero w/ Britney
Author Host/IP: 209-122-242-11.c3-0.crm-ubr1.crm.ny.cable.rcn.com / 209.122.242.11
Subject: tryout for gwa: Zero speaks out!



(The scene opens with Zero and Britney in a bar, somewhere. Britney is upon the table, giving her man a table dance.)



(Zero is slouching in his chair, watching his girl go. The camera pulls up to his face he leans towards it and begins to speak.)

Zero: It's about damn time you jackasses showed up! But, as you can obviously see i wasn't bored. Now on to the things at hand. This monday night, I step into the ring, for the first time here in the WWA, in a triple threat match against streetlyfe and, you gotta be kidding me, Angie. Who set up this match, a f'n retard? Ricky Rage, you better you better stop this before I put your b###h in a body bag after I strip her of her soul. Hey! Wait a moment. This may be better than first thought. Ricky Rage, Mr. I'm so cool cuz I went on ESPN to fuel my enormous ego. I'd love to see you try to come down to the ring and stop me from damning your girl to hell. So, I can show you what extreme is all about. You don't deserve that title. What do you know about being extreme and a champion. Champions don't go around treating gas station attendants like sh*t beneath their feet. Fans are what make this sport. I guess I'm gonna have to teach you the hard way, if you stick your nose in my match. On to the other damned soul. Streelyfe, not much is known about you because you are yet to show your face. But, when you do. You will hear my opinion whether you like it or not. All I know is someone up in heaven must hate you because they stuck you in a match with me. Your first match is gonna be your last.

(A gentleman, nearly twice the size of Zero, walks over to his table.)

Guy: Hey babe! How about gettin' with a real man instead of this little punk ass b###h.

(The guy reaches out towards Britney. In a split second, Zero is up out of his chair, and in the face of the guy.)

Guy: Oh, what are you gunna do little man? Punch me in the kneecap?

(The entire bar laughs. Zero lets loose a quick smile and then spews green mist into the face of the guy, blinding him. Zero proceeds to punch the guy in the face, sending him to the floor. Zero sits on top of the guy and punches him repeatedly. Blood splatters across the bar, as zero has obviously shattered the guys nose and mangled his face. Zero points to Britney. She nods her head and rushes to grab a steel chair. The guy staggers to his feet and is completely out of it. Britney stands next to the guy, with the chair in front of his face. She whispers to the guy,)

Britney: Like, good night big boy.

(Zero executes a jumping sidekick into the chair, knocking the guy senseless to the floor. One of the guy's friends comes over and grabs Zero in a bear hug. Zero counters with a solid headbutt to the guy's face, crushing his nose. The man wobbles back. Zero, then, grabs him and slides him up the bar, sending drinks, coatsers, and chips all over the place. From there he gabs him and gives him a knightfall from the top of the bar through a table. The man is laying motionless. Zero stands up and pushes back his beer drenched hair. He whistles and Britney runs to join him. The camera pulls towards him again.)

Brintey: Angie, if I wasn't a lady I'd show you how a real woman takes care a business. For sure! You and Streetlyfe are like so dead. Totally! By the way, honey bunny, I love the way beer smells on you.

Zero: Ahes to ashes. Dust to dust. Fade to black.

(The camera pulls away and fades to black, with Zero and Britney kissing.)

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