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Date Posted: 21:50:02 08/07/01 Tue
Author: "Anti-Bojiver" Eddie BUCHANAN Debenedetti
Author Host/IP: spider-tf042.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.197.192
Subject: Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti wants IN BABY! C'MON CHAD!

ACT 1

Whatever Um-koy?

::The scene takes place right outside the house of Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti. He's currently talking on the phone, about what we're not sure. What we ARE sure about is that he's VERY serious about taking the title from Alec Kidd after he was told only a few days prior to now.::

::Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti was in a conference which consisted of Alec Kidd, Riggs, Tiberius Gallant, our Commish, and other people. Eddie was being ridiculed for his speech patterns on air, and Eddie wouldn't back down to their demands�so, because Kidd was frusterated, he suggested a match with Riggs. The papers were signed, and the autographs were given. It's Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti vs. Alec Kidd for the Imperial Championship�and BOY, does Eddie have a lot of work to do now! Anyways, we pick up with Eddie conversing on the telephone.::

The Eddie Wrestling Project. Act 1 Scene 1. Introduction.

Eddie Buchanan: "Right�I know I said originally 4 G's�yes�yes I realize that�"

::Pause::

Eddie Buchanan: "So what! Now you want 5! Not possible! NO WAY!" ::Pause:: "Deal�so when does the flight take off? Right. I'll be there."

::Eddie hangs the phone up. He turns to Fallwell who's holding the Television Camera.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Alright Fallwell, here's the deal. I just got off the phone with Daryl Drake and David Robb. You know�the wrestling trainer people�anyways, their prices are MUCH higher than I expected, but it will have to work."

Voice of Fallwell from behind the camera: "Tell the people the whole deal."

::Eddie realizes his mistake.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Sorry people. Alex got me all upset the other day. So, Riggs allowed a match with Me vs. Alex."

::Eddie leans back in his chair.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "We all knew that, though. Here's my problem. Alec Kidd has a lot of experience on me. But what he DOESN'T know is that I have friends in high places. The "Fuedal Frugal" style of wrestling I've been using so well will be countered by him scoping me out. So, I'm deciding to use WRESTLING TALENT for our little encounter."

Fallwell from behind camera: "THIS IS GREAT!"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "I had some friends make some calls, and I found Daryl Drake and David Robb. These two men have been teaching wrestling for YEARS now�and they've only taught the best. The names Julius Roberts and Zack Weiser come to mind. They�ve each won the World Championship 19 TIMES COMBINED in the CSA. So, they've agreed to take me in and teach me how to be like that�be like a TRUE champion should be."

::Eddie stands up while he talks.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "They've already told me that I have to go by "Eddie" now and not THE DARK CREATOR. And they said the same about Fallwell. Robb told me that being myself would help me focus, and turn the tables towards me slightly in our match. I bought this cell phone�"

::Eddie pulls out a white cell phone from his pocket, and it looks quite extravagent.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "�because they told me to. This way they can reach me whenever they need to. Only they have the number, so only them will be able to talk to me when I leave."

Fallwell holding camera: "YEAH! AND THAT'S THE GREAT PART! TELL 'EM WHERE WE'RE GOING!"

::Eddie rolls his eyes at the excited Fallwell.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "David and Daryl work in Maui, Hawaii. So, me and Fallwell are going to zoom out there and learn the tricks of being a fine wrestler. Hopefully this will help me, and my Five Thousand Dollars won't go to waste."

Fallwell: "It won't! WHY WOULD IT! Don't worry, usually hiring a cameraman for a week would cost that much doubled, so now you've got me for free!"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "MY ASS! I've got to pay for your goddamn plane ticket you bojive!"

::Fallwell has nothing to say to that.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing if this will work out. Because EVERYONE knows that Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti would make a MUCH better Imperial Champion than that measly Alex. Someone needs to tell him to pop all those zits."

Fallwell: "Yeah, no kidding!"

::The two men shrug, and the camera goes up with fallwells shoulders.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Try to hold that thing still, will ya?"

Fallwell: "Sorry�"

::The camera steadies itself�a little.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Anyways, let's get going. We've got a plane to catch."

::The camera switches off after Eddie tells Fallwell to do it. Intermission.::

TIME LAPSE�The Eddie Wrestling Project. Act 1 Scene 2. "First Call"

::The scene fades back in on Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti's face. He's sitting in the drivers seat of a large van type of automobile. Fallwell's camera skills are not quite adequate, I would say. Anyways, Eddie starts to speak.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Alright, so here we are. I'm in my Ford, and we're cruising to the San Francisco International Airport, where we will board the 747 which will take us right to Hawaii."

Fallwell: "I've never been outside of California! WHOO!"

::Eddie shakes his head and squints.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Sometimes your 110 pound self is quite funny, Fallwell."

Fallwell: "Muchas gracias."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "So this really is the beginning of the Eddie Wrestling Project, I believe we'll call it. Catchy, eh Fallwell?"

Fallwell: "No."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "You want to go to Hawaii?"

::Fallwell realizes his mistake.::

Fallwell: "Of course it was catchy! Heh�whew�"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "This is Act 1, Scene 2 of the Eddie Wrestling Project and�"

::Eddie's white cell phone rings, and Eddie whips it from his pocket. There is a voice chip in the ear piece which allows the audience to hear the conversation in whole.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Hey guys, we're on our way."

Man on phone: "Good. Your plane leaves in 45 minutes, and you better be on it. There isn't another plane until Sunday�and that would be too late."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Of course Mr. Robb�"

David Robb: "If you make the flight, which you will, you should get some sleep. I think we should go over some ground rules. First of all�when you get here�we go by my rules�"

David Robb: "Next, if there is ANY complaining about ANYTHING, we'll book your ass on the next possible flight BACK to San Francisco, and you'll face Mr. Kidd alone without help. That wouldn't be good, now would it Mr. Debenedetti?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Don't worry Mr. Robb, everything will be adequate."

Mr. Robb: "I will be handling your "Technical" training, and Mr. Drake will be handling your "Conditioning".

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Conditioning�"

Mr. Robb: "You get us to train you, and you play by OUR rules, capische?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "But how�"

::David hangs up the phone, and the line goes dead. Eddie is astonished that he just hung the phone up on him! Doesn't get much ruder than that. Eddie puts the phone gently back in his pocket.::

Fallwell from behind camera: "Here Eddie�use this."

::Fallwell hands Eddie a "Cell Phone Holster" which is applied at the hip. Eddie takes it with a smile.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Gracias�"

::Fallwell fumbles with the camera, and the scene fades to black rapidly. Intermission.::

TIME LAPSE

::The scene comes back about a half hour later. Eddie and Fallwell, with the camera on, are standing in the lobby of flight 2272 to Maui Airport. Eddie takes a seat, as does Fallwell with the camera. Fallwells camera skills are horrible, but adequate for the purpose. Eddie's happy that he didn't have to pay anyone�and it's always fun to have some company to keep.::

The Eddie Wrestling Project. Act 1 Scene 3. Off to Maui

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Here I am with Fallwell, literally MINUTES from getting on the plane to Hawaii. It just doesn't get any more exciting than this."

Fallwell: "We really don't have that much time to make a clip ya know, Eddie."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Yeah, I realize that. But I have to tell the people where I am. Anyways, I'm supposed to be met on the other end by a Limo which is compliments of Robb & Drake Wrestling. I've never really ridden in a Limo before, I'm just as excited about that almost as I am just going to Hawaii!"

Fallwell: "I've actually ridden in a Limo. Didn't Tiberius supply you with one when you wrestled sometimes?"

::Eddie gets a shocked look on his face.::

Eddie: "Absolutely NOT! How terrible is THAT! I've really got to talk to Tiberius about that. Why didn't he like me? Why doesn't ANYONE like me? That's what I WANT to know. I really don't do that much that would piss people off, Fallwell."

Fallwell: "You shoot people."

::Eddie really has nothing to say to that.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Yeah, I guess I see your point Bojive! Oh well, they both deserved to die anyways. Don't talk to me about EITHER "Twig Toe" Bedlam OR Jeff C. Jensen."

Fallwell: "Yeah, I guess Tiberius didn't like that too much when you shot them in REAL LIFE. I think he didn't think you were going to do that. TOTAL irrationality. Unappreciated to a GREAT extend, umkoy bojive?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Everyone stealing my phrases�"

::A womans voice comes over the PA.::

Woman: "Flight 2272 bound for Maui is now boarding. Will all passengers sitting in First Class please step forward in an orderly fashion, and boarding will commence."

::Eddie and Fallwell look at each other.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Put it away, Fallwell. We're off to MAUI!"

::Because Fallwell is a little too excited, he fumbles around with the camera. The scene finally is cut.::

END OF ACT 1 --- "THE EDDIE WRESTLING PROJECT"

::The scene takes place right outside the house of Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti. He's currently talking on the phone, about what we're not sure. What we ARE sure about is that he's VERY serious about taking the title from Alec Kidd after he was told only a few days prior to now.::

::Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti was in a conference which consisted of Alec Kidd, Riggs, Tiberius Gallant, our Commish, and other people. Eddie was being ridiculed for his speech patterns on air, and Eddie wouldn't back down to their demands�so, because Kidd was frusterated, he suggested a match with Riggs. The papers were signed, and the autographs were given. It's Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti vs. Alec Kidd for the Imperial Championship�and BOY, does Eddie have a lot of work to do now! Anyways, we pick up with Eddie conversing on the telephone.::

The Eddie Wrestling Project. Act 1 Scene 1. Introduction.

Eddie Buchanan: "Right�I know I said originally 4 G's�yes�yes I realize that�"

::Pause::

Eddie Buchanan: "So what! Now you want 5! Not possible! NO WAY!" ::Pause:: "Deal�so when does the flight take off? Right. I'll be there."

::Eddie hangs the phone up. He turns to Fallwell who's holding the Television Camera.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Alright Fallwell, here's the deal. I just got off the phone with Daryl Drake and David Robb. You know�the wrestling trainer people�anyways, their prices are MUCH higher than I expected, but it will have to work."

Voice of Fallwell from behind the camera: "Tell the people the whole deal."

::Eddie realizes his mistake.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Sorry people. Alex got me all upset the other day. So, Riggs allowed a match with Me vs. Alex."

::Eddie leans back in his chair.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "We all knew that, though. Here's my problem. Alec Kidd has a lot of experience on me. But what he DOESN'T know is that I have friends in high places. The "Fuedal Frugal" style of wrestling I've been using so well will be countered by him scoping me out. So, I'm deciding to use WRESTLING TALENT for our little encounter."

Fallwell from behind camera: "THIS IS GREAT!"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "I had some friends make some calls, and I found Daryl Drake and David Robb. These two men have been teaching wrestling for YEARS now�and they've only taught the best. The names Julius Roberts and Zack Weiser come to mind. They�ve each won the World Championship 19 TIMES COMBINED in the CSA. So, they've agreed to take me in and teach me how to be like that�be like a TRUE champion should be."

::Eddie stands up while he talks.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "They've already told me that I have to go by "Eddie" now and not THE DARK CREATOR. And they said the same about Fallwell. Robb told me that being myself would help me focus, and turn the tables towards me slightly in our match. I bought this cell phone�"

::Eddie pulls out a white cell phone from his pocket, and it looks quite extravagent.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "�because they told me to. This way they can reach me whenever they need to. Only they have the number, so only them will be able to talk to me when I leave."

Fallwell holding camera: "YEAH! AND THAT'S THE GREAT PART! TELL 'EM WHERE WE'RE GOING!"

::Eddie rolls his eyes at the excited Fallwell.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "David and Daryl work in Maui, Hawaii. So, me and Fallwell are going to zoom out there and learn the tricks of being a fine wrestler. Hopefully this will help me, and my Five Thousand Dollars won't go to waste."

Fallwell: "It won't! WHY WOULD IT! Don't worry, usually hiring a cameraman for a week would cost that much doubled, so now you've got me for free!"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "MY ASS! I've got to pay for your goddamn plane ticket you bojive!"

::Fallwell has nothing to say to that.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing if this will work out. Because EVERYONE knows that Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti would make a MUCH better Imperial Champion than that measly Alex. Someone needs to tell him to pop all those zits."

Fallwell: "Yeah, no kidding!"

::The two men shrug, and the camera goes up with fallwells shoulders.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Try to hold that thing still, will ya?"

Fallwell: "Sorry�"

::The camera steadies itself�a little.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Anyways, let's get going. We've got a plane to catch."

::The camera switches off after Eddie tells Fallwell to do it. Intermission.::

TIME LAPSE�The Eddie Wrestling Project. Act 1 Scene 2. "First Call"

::The scene fades back in on Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti's face. He's sitting in the drivers seat of a large van type of automobile. Fallwell's camera skills are not quite adequate, I would say. Anyways, Eddie starts to speak.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Alright, so here we are. I'm in my Ford, and we're cruising to the San Francisco International Airport, where we will board the 747 which will take us right to Hawaii."

Fallwell: "I've never been outside of California! WHOO!"

::Eddie shakes his head and squints.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Sometimes your 110 pound self is quite funny, Fallwell."

Fallwell: "Muchas gracias."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "So this really is the beginning of the Eddie Wrestling Project, I believe we'll call it. Catchy, eh Fallwell?"

Fallwell: "No."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "You want to go to Hawaii?"

::Fallwell realizes his mistake.::

Fallwell: "Of course it was catchy! Heh�whew�"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "This is Act 1, Scene 2 of the Eddie Wrestling Project and�"

::Eddie's white cell phone rings, and Eddie whips it from his pocket. There is a voice chip in the ear piece which allows the audience to hear the conversation in whole.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Hey guys, we're on our way."

Man on phone: "Good. Your plane leaves in 45 minutes, and you better be on it. There isn't another plane until Sunday�and that would be too late."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Of course Mr. Robb�"

David Robb: "If you make the flight, which you will, you should get some sleep. I think we should go over some ground rules. First of all�when you get here�we go by my rules�"

David Robb: "Next, if there is ANY complaining about ANYTHING, we'll book your ass on the next possible flight BACK to San Francisco, and you'll face Mr. Kidd alone without help. That wouldn't be good, now would it Mr. Debenedetti?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Don't worry Mr. Robb, everything will be adequate."

Mr. Robb: "I will be handling your "Technical" training, and Mr. Drake will be handling your "Conditioning".

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Conditioning�"

Mr. Robb: "You get us to train you, and you play by OUR rules, capische?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "But how�"

::David hangs up the phone, and the line goes dead. Eddie is astonished that he just hung the phone up on him! Doesn't get much ruder than that. Eddie puts the phone gently back in his pocket.::

Fallwell from behind camera: "Here Eddie�use this."

::Fallwell hands Eddie a "Cell Phone Holster" which is applied at the hip. Eddie takes it with a smile.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Gracias�"

::Fallwell fumbles with the camera, and the scene fades to black rapidly. Intermission.::

TIME LAPSE

::The scene comes back about a half hour later. Eddie and Fallwell, with the camera on, are standing in the lobby of flight 2272 to Maui Airport. Eddie takes a seat, as does Fallwell with the camera. Fallwells camera skills are horrible, but adequate for the purpose. Eddie's happy that he didn't have to pay anyone�and it's always fun to have some company to keep.::

The Eddie Wrestling Project. Act 1 Scene 3. Off to Maui

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Here I am with Fallwell, literally MINUTES from getting on the plane to Hawaii. It just doesn't get any more exciting than this."

Fallwell: "We really don't have that much time to make a clip ya know, Eddie."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Yeah, I realize that. But I have to tell the people where I am. Anyways, I'm supposed to be met on the other end by a Limo which is compliments of Robb & Drake Wrestling. I've never really ridden in a Limo before, I'm just as excited about that almost as I am just going to Hawaii!"

Fallwell: "I've actually ridden in a Limo. Didn't Tiberius supply you with one when you wrestled sometimes?"

::Eddie gets a shocked look on his face.::

Eddie: "Absolutely NOT! How terrible is THAT! I've really got to talk to Tiberius about that. Why didn't he like me? Why doesn't ANYONE like me? That's what I WANT to know. I really don't do that much that would piss people off, Fallwell."

Fallwell: "You shoot people."

::Eddie really has nothing to say to that.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Yeah, I guess I see your point Bojive! Oh well, they both deserved to die anyways. Don't talk to me about EITHER "Twig Toe" Bedlam OR Jeff C. Jensen."

Fallwell: "Yeah, I guess Tiberius didn't like that too much when you shot them in REAL LIFE. I think he didn't think you were going to do that. TOTAL irrationality. Unappreciated to a GREAT extend, umkoy bojive?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Everyone stealing my phrases�"

::A womans voice comes over the PA.::

Woman: "Flight 2272 bound for Maui is now boarding. Will all passengers sitting in First Class please step forward in an orderly fashion, and boarding will commence."

::Eddie and Fallwell look at each other.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Put it away, Fallwell. We're off to MAUI!"

::Because Fallwell is a little too excited, he fumbles around with the camera. The scene finally is cut.::

END OF ACT 1 --- "THE EDDIE WRESTLING PROJECT"

::The scene flashes on showing the face of Eddie asleep at his seat. Drool protrudes from the corner of his mouth, and the pillow is sliding slowly down. Fallwells hands are not steady, and the camera is constantly out of position.::

"THE EDDIE WRESTLING PROJECT" Act 2 Scene 1�The Champion Sleeps, and Fallwell Takes Command

Fallwell: "And the Champion sleeps�"

::Fallwell laughs to himself as Eddie twitches in his sleep, and starts mumbling incoherently. Fallwell starts to commentate behind the camera.::

Fallwell: "We've been on the plane for 2 hours now�and Eddie went to sleep within the first seven minutes�baby. Anyways, I don't get enough time to speak MY piece, umkoy? I tried to talk to some unfortunate looking woman, but she didn't seem to interested."

::A baby starts to cry in the distance, and immediately Fallwell stands up in his seat to see what's going on. He points the unsteady camera in the direction of the cry, and many things are seen. None very interesting. Men, women, and children sleep EVERYWHERE. Actually, Fallwell very well may be the only passenger in site that's awake. In the distance Fallwell sees a food cart slowly moving up and down the aisle.::

Fallwell: "WHOOO!"

::Fallwell sits back down, and turns the camera towards him for the first time in two Acts. Fallwell tries to see himself in the reflection of the lens of the camera, and he slicks his hair feebly back to make himself appear to look reasonable�slightly. He now starts speaking, holding the camera in a way that one can see his face.::

Fallwell: "There's few things that's better than getting food on an airplane. Everyone always complains about air plane food. What is it about it that's so horrible? Hell, it tastes like my mothers cooking, and that's DAMN GOOD! Anyways, if you all caught a look at the woman serving food, she's HOT! Hopefully I'll be able to impress her with my dashing looks and witty humor. Hopefully."

::The camera is turned away, and focuses in on the sleeping Eddie.::

Fallwell: "You people out there think we should awaken the man?"

::Eddie once again starts mumbling in his sleep. Eddie tosses and turns for a minute, and Fallwell steadies the camera by holding his breath. Eddie again goes back to sleep.::

Fallwell: "Man�if Eddie sees me with the camera and him not ON! That wouldn't be good at all. Actually, we have to be SURE that doesn't happen. So when I think he's going to wake up, I'm gonna put this damn thing away as fast as I can. You won't tell him will you?"

::Fallwell shakes the camera from side to side slowly.::

Fallwell: "Good! I knew you wouldn't betray me! You know what? I've known Eddie for awhile now. And yes, he may be a little strange. But you don't see people spending THOUSANDS of dollars going to islands in the Pacific Ocean to learn how to wrestle better! DO YOU! DO YOU! No, what you see is Alec Kidd sitting alone at home, thinking he doesn't have to prepare. Well, because you're watching this now, ALEX, you know that Eddie's doing EVERYTHING in his power to beat you! "The Eddie Wrestling Project" was established ONLY to defeat your JIBRONIE ASS! I really don't like you, OR YOUR MOTHER! Alex, will you please tell your mom to stop calling my house? It protrudes towards the ANNOYING side, umkoy?"

::The screeching sound of the food cart coming closer is heard.::

Fallwell: "Here she comes! I've got to be on my best behavior, that way I can impress the young lady. It's not every day that you women out there get a shot at the GREAT FALLWELL, so hopefully she'll realize her opporatunity. If she doesn't, she'll FOR SURE see that I'm the best looking man in America soon."

::The food cart pulls up. Fallwell points the camera at the Stewardess, and turns on the small light located just under the lens. It flashes on, and shines right in her face�::

Stewardess: "Hey, turn that damn thing off! No electrical equipment is supposed to be turned on now anyways! Didn't you listen to the captain?"

::Once the intense light is turned off, it's definitely apparent that this is a beautiful woman�Fallwell was right. Her blonde hair is a little messed up, but what can you do? It's late�er�early, depending on how you want to look at it. She asks simply.::

Stewardess: "Pork or beans?"

::Fallwell makes the deepest voice he possibly can to attempt to impress her.::

Falwell: "I'll have you with a side of fries, ma'am."

::The woman smiles.::

Stewardess: "I don't think so."

::The stewardess continues in walking away.::

Fallwell: "HEY! COME BACK! I really am hungry, umkoy!"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "So was I�"

::The camera shoots to the side, and there�sitting up AND awake, is Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti. Debenedetti shoots Fallwell a look that would kill a mocking bird. Eddie speaks�::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Turn it off�now�"

::The camera swtiches off. Intermission.::

"The Eddie Wrestling Project". Act 2 Scene 2. Apologies and Drake calls The Champion.

::The scene fades back on inside the air plane yet again. But, surprisingly, the camera is focused on FALLWELL, not Eddie. Fallwell has a disgruntled look on his face.::

Fallwell: "Is this completely necessary?"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "You don't want me to kill you, do ya?"

::Fallwell sighs.::

Fallwell: "Fans�I apologize profusely for taking advantage of Eddie�the Champ�my hero�while he was asleep. I should never have put him on "The Eddie Wrestling Project" when he wasn't fully attentive�"

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti (from behind the camera, of course): "And�"

::Fallwell shakes his head.::

Fallwell: "NOPE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

::The sound of Eddie sighing behind the camera is heard. The camera switches off momentarily.::

::Again, the camera turns back on. Fallwell is in the same place, accept he now has a black eye slightly. Eddie speaks.::

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "As you were saying, Mr. Fallwell."

Fallwell: "And�and I'm attracted to the Gorilla Woman, Laura."

Eddie Buchanan Debenedetti: "Really! Why didn't you tell me this earlier!"

...Cut 90k characters short due to LIMIT, Mistah CHAD OR RUNNER...otherwise this would have been much better.

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