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Date Posted: 14:09:07 09/08/01 Sat
Author: "Canadian Hero" Aaron Starr
Author Host/IP: proxy.ord.netsetter.com / 64.0.99.137
Subject: Join promo

-=[Rain pours down into the rather bare streets of Chicago, Illinois. Car tires screech in the distance followed by lighntning flashing in the sky and thunder sound a few seconds later. The scene fades to our one and only "Canadian Hero" Aaron Starr sitting in an office with several file folders in front of him and a book shelf behind him. Aaron flips through one of the file folders seeming to be searching for something. Suddenly he begins to mumble to himself rather oddly.]=-

-=Aaron=-Where is it? Where!?

-=[He stops looking in the one folder and stands from the desk, he walks over to the file cabinet which has be forced open thanks to the crowbar sitting next to it. Aaron puts the file folder back into the cabinet and pulls out another, he walks back over to the desk and begins to flip through the file. He stops flipping through the fold and smiles, suddenly the door to the office opens and a skinny bald man sticks his head in.]=-

-=Man=-Is everything ok? I heard to yell....

-=[Aaron looks at the man with one multicolored eyebrow raised.]=-

-=Aaron=-Yes, everything is fine! Now would you mind leaving?

-=Man=-No problem, I'm sorry for the cabinet door not opening earlier.

-=Aaron=-It's ok I got it open.

-=[The man who we assume is the manager turns and moves out of the doorway, shutting the door behind him the manager's footsteps can be heard moving away from the office. Aaron sits at the desk smiling and shaking his head, he stand with the file folder and grabs the red crowbar which sits beside the opened file cabinet. He opens the door to the office and walks out, he heads down the office only to be stopped by the skinny bald man once again.]=-

-=Manager=-Did you find what you were looking for Mr.Starr?

-=Aaron=-As a matter of fact, yes.

-=[Aaron turns and climbs into the elevator keeping his hand on the chest of the manager until the door was almost closed then recoiling his hand inot the elevator. The elevator smoothing desends to the lobby level and Aaron climbs out of it once the doors are open, he walks through the lobby towards the door but is stopped once again by the manager.]=-

-=Manager=-What were you looking for?

-=Aaron=-Something on some guy that I might work for.

-=Manager=-Oh.

-=[Aaron turns away from the manager and heads once again towards the front doors. He opens the front doors and exits the building into the rainy Chicagon night, he walks over to his silver 2001 ford mustange convertible sitting at the curb and unlocks the doors. Once again the manager comes booting oiver to Aaron.]=-

-=Manager=-Call me if you need anything.

-=Aaron=-Will do.

-=Manager=-Can I have the tickets you promised me now?

-=[Without warning Aaron climbs into the car and speeds off leaving the manager of the IRS standing there confused and alone.]=-

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