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Date Posted: 17:56:32 10/12/01 Fri
Author: KRoW
Author Host/IP: proxy2-external.crsncty1.nv.home.com / 24.4.255.113
Subject: KRoW Sample RP

(Scene: A door. That's right, just a plain wooden door. Someone's banging on the other side. The banging continues. The door is flung wide open, and KRoW stampedes into the office of Chris Horowitz. In his grips is the less then treasured Vagina championship. Chris Horowitz is on the phone, chatting away endlessly about multi-million dollar contracts. No one wants to pay him the money though... KRoW slams the title down on Horowitz desk and the scene goes as follows...)
Horowitz: ...yeah, I'm going to have to get back to you... (he hangs up the phone).

KRoW: Chris... what in the hell, am I supposed to do with this?

Horowitz: And what's that?

KRoW: (...picking up the Vagina title and shoving it in Horowitz's face.) THIS! THIS HERE! What the hell's is going on?! I go out to the ring... I wrestle a match... I win, and now I'm frickin' title holder of belt that proclaims me to be a PUSSY! That's WHAT!!!
(KRoW stares at Horowitz with a rage in his eyes.)

Horowitz: And you feel this is a problem?

KRoW: (with a look of complete shock) Of course it's a frickin' problem! For the love of all that is holy, I'm supposed to be "The Franchise", "The Ultimate" and all of that... I mean I am the shining icon of all that is the IWF! And now, I have in my possession of a championship, that features a gilded likeness of a woman's genitalia! That's a pretty damn big problem, wouldn't you say?!

(Horowitz try's to stifle a laugh. KRoW continues to look on in shock.)

Horowitz: Yeah I can see where this can run into minor embarrassment for you... (stands up and begins to lead KRoW towards the door.) Well with out a doubt I'm going to have to take care of this... you know what, I've got some things to do, so if you can just go ahead and leave for awhile, I'll think of something, and then tell you what I've decided, alright? Ok. Bye now...

(Horowitz shoves KRoW out the door and slams it behind him. KRoW looks around in disbelief. He turns around and starts pounding on the door again, screaming)

KRoW: Damn you Horowitz... I want you to fix this, and fix it now... (KRoW looks at the Vagina championship again.) Oh my God! I'm the Franchise... I...

(The door opens and Horowitz pulls KRoW in.)

Horowitz: I've thought about it, and I know just what we're going to do... Now since you'll only have this belt for a little while, there's only one thing I can think of to do... Exploit it! That's right, we'll give this situation a ton of plublicity, the marks will eat it up... well that's it...

(Horowitz shoves KRoW out the door again, and again slams it behind him. KRoW just stares at the door. He then looks down at his Vagina title, and shutters. KRoW shuffles off down the hall way in shock as the scene ends.)

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