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Date Posted: 15:26:45 04/18/01 Wed
Author: Sage Holden
Author Host/IP: c216-45-69-90.md1.cablespeed.com / 216.45.69.90
Subject: "Soundbyte" Sage Holden's Tryout!

# I beat you, beat you down!

[Masturbate by Mindless Self Creation; begins to tremble through the sound system. The rhythmic beatings of the bass driven song begin to vamp violently to a crescendo as blond haired blue eyed 6 foot 3� wonder steps from the curtain to emerge in full view for everyone to see.

# I never stop, stop, stop you now!

�Soundbyte� Sage Holden�

# I beat you down!

is dressed in metallic crimson wrestling pants outlined in gold swirl down the outer edges of his attire. He�s wearing a similarly styled fashionable button down shirt that hangs loose. His long curly blond locks sway from side to side as he strikes a pose at the top of the aisle. He smirks for the crowd before continuing down to ringside.]

# I raise you up, just to knock, knock you down!

[Holden enters to the top of the apron, spins around to smirk once more for the fans before hooking his right arms over the top rope and falling backwards over the top rope hitting both feet on the mat perfectly. He grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and begins to
survey the crowd before speaking.]

Holden: My name is Sage Holden, but I�m sure most of you already knew that. For those of you who didn�t well allow me to introduce myself. I am known around the world as an�

Ass kicking, kiss stealing, girl taking, heartbreaking son ov ah gun!

I�m Sage Holden and you shall never forget it!

[The cheers begin to turn to jeers as arrogance resonates from Mr. Holden�s lips.]

Holden: Now that we�ve brushed aside the gratuitous introduction allow me to get down to business. Why has Sage Holden blessed you with his arrival? Well boys and girls that�s easy. It�s because this is where the action is. This is where the best of the best have choosen to call
home. I�m not going to bore you with my resume. I�m not here to speak about the places I�ve been and the notches on my belt, because in due time my action will speak for itself.

What I am here to do is warn the boys in the back. The bar has been raised. The level has been heightened. Sage Holden has arrived. I�m here to throw out a challenge�

Whoever, Wherever, Whenever or Whatever!

[Holden holds the microphone to his lips as the crowd starts to hear up to his challenge.]

Holden: You just call me out and I�ll be there. I�m always up for a good fight. So who�s gonna be first? Who�s going to try on the�

MOST -- Charismatic Showman -- in the Business today?

Will it be your hero? (points at a fat kid in the front row)

Will you drop the box of popcorn out of your grubby pudgy fat fingers when I take your hero out? Or will it (points at a guy in his 20�s) be your favorite? Or yours?

See it doesn�t matter, because in due time they all will fall�

THEY ALL WILL FALL!

[Masturbation by Mindless Self Creation begins to play over the sound system again as �Soundbyte� Sage Holden starts to hurl obscenities towards the crowd before he finally exits the ring.]

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